i havent taken a shower in 2 weeks

[torujo]

my hair is greasy and i can smell my balls while i write this

 

[Deleted member 306]

Good for you

 

[jagged0]

That's disgusting, take a shower.

 

[Harvey_Weinstein_Hero]

dude take a shower! According to heavily researched norman logic if you take a shower you will get laid and a cute Asian GF in seconds

 

[nausea]

I mog you

2 months is my actual record

in summer

 

[dr-problematic]

2 weeks is nothing, had about 2 months in, scent of my own body odor motivated me to work out daily

when im showered and clean i tend to feel lazy and sloppish

i think thats why normies say 'take a shower' they dont want u to ascend, in reality the more u smell like a bum the more u attract chicks and dominate vicinity like alpha

 

[Currycel4Life]

Shower every time I poop crew

Dunno how you guys can put up with the feeling of your body's own bacteria feasting on you.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

When I go a week without showering or changing my clothes I can already smell the crusty jizz under my foreskin.

 

[Afrocel]

same

 

[nausea]

2 weeks is nothing, had about 2 months in, scent of my own body odor motivated me to work out daily

when im showered and clean i tend to feel lazy and sloppish

i think thats why normies say 'take a shower' they dont want u to ascend, in reality the more u smell like a bum the more u attract chicks and dominate vicinity like alpha

lol

you may be very well into something

 

[AlexanderR97]

2 months is my record too

 

[mikepence]

bro no wonder you're incel. if you take 5 showers a day women will literally be gravitationally attracted to you and you wouldn't be able to get them off

 

[Akarin]

you need to take 10 showers a day if you want to get laid

 

[Deleted member 1252]

That is the ONLY reason you can’t get laid.

 

[Dry Spell]

you need to take 10 showers a day if you want to get laid

No, but you do need to shower more often than weekly or biweekly.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

I mog you

2 months is my actual record

in summer

holy shit ive taken breaks from showers for maybe max a week but 2 months is fucked hahha

 

[nausea]

I mog you
2 months is my actual record
in summer

holy shit ive taken breaks from showers for maybe max a week but 2 months is fucked hahha

infernal smell I emanated

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

infernal smell I emanated

hurk

 

[Homosapicuckus]

How do your classmates or workmates react?

 

[KoolmercenaryKid]

Shower every time I poop crew

Dunno how you guys can put up with the feeling of your body's own bacteria feasting on you.

This. I can’t go more than three days max

 

[KValt]

I mog you

2 months is my actual record

in summer

>literally rotting

 

[Kointo1]

LDAR champ right here. Let go of the physical realm and R O T.

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That is the ONLY reason you can’t get laid.

I hope you're joking.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

I hope you're joking.

I was obviously being sarcastic.

 

[justforlulzandkeks]

I bet you don't shower because you're a manlet too
Also, >venting
Kek

 

[Kointo1]

I was obviously being sarcastic.

You never know. @lister was trying to convince me that showering would be a good option until he got banned.

 

[towncel]

11 years

 

[QuantumDummy]

Another fakecel. Don't you realize daily showers increase your chance of attracting women tenfold? Get out, go shower, and leave this forum to the true incels.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

You better not have had a shower

 

[Framecel222]

That's disgusting, take a shower.

 

[Minjaze]

Same here, not like I go outside or have any reason to care. I mean, what's the point of doing anything anymore?