JFL I have to wear tampons now

[KingOfRome]

Actually pads. I just said tampons so you know the kind of pad I'm talking about (also clickbait). Normal non-adherent medical wounds don't absorb the waterfall of blood coming from my crotch wound, so the doctor recommended I use feminine hygeine pads. It also can't be sewn closed because it's too old, so it'll take nearly two months to heal and it's going to leave the nastiest scar in the world jfl. As if I didn't have enough things outside my control making me MSTOW.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

It's over

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Over for you bro

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Reported and blocked

 

[Musophobia]

damn, that's very emasculating, good luck brocel

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Sad shit man

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Over for you bro

 

[Ellsworth]

Would it technically be ascension if an incel fucked your bloody gash?

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Over for you bro

 

[jerrycan dan]

How did you get this wound? What the fuck? Trannymaxxing ngl hope that shit heals soon hon

 

[Saudade]

Clickbaits me

 

[KingOfRome]

Would it technically be ascension if an incel fucked your bloody gash?

You'd need to be a turbodicklet to do that tbh. Even a 4.5 inch pee-pee wouldn't fit.

How did you get this wound? What the fuck? Trannymaxxing ngl hope that shit heals soon hon

Dehisced surgical wound.

 

[zangano1]

You a female now

 

[FlamingCel]

It's over

 

[MountainGorilla]

haha pee pee poo poo you have to where a diaper hahaha diaper boy XD aaaahahhhhhh ahha kill yourself

but seriously, I thought this was gonna be a [teehee] thread but you're serious and I hope you cope somehow

 

[Emba]

Pack white sugar, or honey in the wound and it will heal faster.
Look it up if you don't believe me.

 

[Yerberito]

hope you get well soon. failed in clickbait

 

[Daydreamincel]

what ever you do, don't eat them

 

[Sitokirment]

You want to expand on this? What happened?

 

[iKillCucks]

Fuck bro just rope

 

[Aziz]

Periods me