Actually pads. I just said tampons so you know the kind of pad I'm talking about (also clickbait). Normal non-adherent medical wounds don't absorb the waterfall of blood coming from my crotch wound, so the doctor recommended I use feminine hygeine pads. It also can't be sewn closed because it's too old, so it'll take nearly two months to heal and it's going to leave the nastiest scar in the world jfl. As if I didn't have enough things outside my control making me MSTOW.
