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Brutal I have to kill some little roosters today

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I've always had backyard chickens, my parents always had a chicken or two so it's just normal to me.

Recently my sister gave me a bunch of young hatching chickens that she couldn't keep, they are all a bit B-grade so she doesn't want to keep them in her chicken breeding programme. But they will lay eggs, and they're the right price, I.e. free.

The real price is that most of them are hens, but two of them are little cockerels, and my sister can't bring herself to kill little surplus cockerels.

but you have to, there's simply no future for surplus cockerels. You can't just keep them as pets with your hens. Until one eventually establishes himself as the Rooster and guardian of the flock, they will just fight each other constantly, they will aggressively eat first so that the productive egg-laying hens wait or go hungry, and once they become mature they will just rape their sisters, aunts and mother constantly until all of your hens are sick, injured and unhealthy.

You can't give them away or sell them, because absolutely nobody wants a sub-10 rooster who isn't a great example of his breed. Even the most Chadly of Gigachad roosters are lucky if they find somebody who wants him for their flock or their hobby chicken breeding operation.

So it's off to the chopping block they go. At least they have enjoyed a sunny southern hemisphere summer, with a lot of good days, and only one brief bad day at the end. That's better than what some people get.

Intellectually I hate how blackpill-adjacent this whole situation it is. But I'm a good enough backyard farmer that I understand it has to happen, and I have to do it.

But mostly, it's just not an easy thing to kill little animals. Chickens don't really have the kind of character that cats or dogs have, that you can make friends with. Chickens are basically reptilian brains, that don't do much more than seek food and water while watching for danger. But they are a bit more than just flies or roaches that you can squash without a moment's hesitation. Feels bad man. :feelsbadman:

But on the other hand, I do enjoy having a supply of basically free eggs. I'm not a chef but I like to eat...
 
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Kill your sister instead
 
kill normies instead
 
I always have to put my dog away somewhere else on the property while I'm doing this, she knows when little animals are in distress and she hates it.
 
I console myself with the fact that the other chickens don't care.

One time when I skinned and gutted a few to put them in my freezer, I had a bucket that all of the heads, feet, guts and skin went into.

While my back was turned, a hen stuck her head into the bucket, pulled out her nephew's intestines, and ran off with them so that she wouldn't have to share this food with anybody else.
 
dump them into wilderness and let nature solve the issue instead
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True, chicken farming is bootal, especially comercial farming.
 
dump them into wilderness and let nature solve the issue instead
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They will just slowly die of thirst or starvation in the wild. That's worse.

They are dumb domestic chickens, they are used to being thrown food at 7am everyday by a pale hairless ape.

They have some instinctive foraging skills, but there's not much out there to sustain wild chickens in our cold wet temperate rainforest.
 
drop them off at some lake or something ffs
 
It nevER began for Surplus Cockerelcels
 

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