Serious I have found the way to ultimate ascension

[First loss]

Imagine this. Years of looksmaxxing, moneymaxxing, every single type of maxxing.

You are ready.

And then you ascend.

With ER's sister.

This is it. The great ascension.

You stop being an incel and turn into a slayer in the second your bodies fuse in copulation.

Saint Elliot watches you from Valhalla, and his loving gaze that he has for every single one of us slowly twists into a hating, protruding look.

Why?

In one way, you are so close to him, his brother in law but also the same type of person he despises to end and back.

The incel becomes a chad. The slain a slayer.

And all of that with saint's sibling himself.

The greatest metamorphosis happens. A miracle.

And that is the greatest ascension.

mods PLS don't ban I'm feeling autistic today ok? I love you all and especially you @knajjd knacks

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

wood berry

 

[celery]

If you fuck with his sis you are fucking half of ER (because they share 50% of their genes) which is 1/2 GAY and HOMOSEXUAL

Just saying

 

[Insomniac]

 

[Words2_live_bye]

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[acnescarcel]

If you fuck with his sis you are fucking half of ER (because they share 50% of their genes) which is 1/2 GAY and HOMOSEXUAL

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[Sniffles]

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That is fantastic. we need this as a psa commercial on tv.

 

[First loss]

If you fuck with his sis you are fucking half of ER (because they share 50% of their genes) which is 1/2 GAY and HOMOSEXUAL

Just saying

TBH that would give me ER's powers so I don't mind.

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God dammit I love these memes