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I have been poisoned (again)

ManOfVengeance

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I went to the soda fountain again today and I had stopped going to the other store that had a soda fountain machine.
If you are wondering why I ceased going there it was because a fly dropped into my mountain dew from the dispenser.

Now in this one there was an irregular amount of bubbles in my coca cola, an abundance that overflowed the cup and spilt everywhere.
After I cleaned it all up and took a sip, I felt something go in my mouth from the straw and I picked it out.

A golden colored little tiny pebble, of course being me I didn't care about this as with the last drink that dispensed a fly into my mountain dew I ended up consuming the smaller bits of the fly anyway.

However this drink in particular has given me a stomache egg. :feelspuke: pray to saint supreme gentleman for my recovery, I believe they are intentionally fucking poisoning me or some shit.
 
Gang stalking bro
 
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Sorry, I was inside the soda machine and accidentally passed a kidney stone whilst filling up your cup.
 
I don’t eat at authentic Mexican restaurants anymore :feelspuke:

Never got sick after eating Taco Bell tho.
 

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