News I have ascended to the second highest rank.

[Gremlincel]

A five star overlord, bearing coat of a deep, rich amber.

The journey was long and arduous, and many a shitpost was sent forth from mine greasy keyboard as I sat in this dank hole, like plague carrying rats sent from filthy, crowded ships, to every corner of Europe, weakening and dividing the community, lowering it's quality, giving guests the impression we really were all disgusting goblin men. Once in a blue moon a decent post would pour forth from my mind, however, in the sea of waste, it quickly drowned, as shitpost after shitpost took it's place..but alas, a tragic sacrifice that simply had to have been made, to arrive on these shores of idle, ineffectual statusfaggery.
Here we are, you all stand witness to my travels from humble, mysterious, outcast Maycel, until my true reveal as a worthless, moronic internet dwelling subhuman.

Shall the path lead to the esteemed crowning of another blood-red luminary? Or will the long awaited rope claim it's due before then? We will see.

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Wordsmithcel

 

[Gremlincel]

Wordsmithcel

What's this? A lowly greycel peasant dares to show face in my thread? How lucky you are I am merciful lord, I will refrain from ordering the mods to ban you outright.
jk thanks

 

[acnescarcel]

we still have to make it to luminary

 

[Gremlincel]

we still have to make it to luminary

Worry not, my fellow lordcel, allow fate to deliver onto us whatever awaits, in its own time. Until then we must celebrate our positions as men of high class and caliber.

 

[i_a_m_i]

It will take me approximately 6009 days to reach the rank of luminary at my current rate of posting.
It's over for infrequently-posting cels.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

I mog your join date, yet I’m not even close. Lol at me.

 

[Vodaccenu]

Worry not, my fellow lordcel, allow fate to deliver onto us whatever awaits, in its own time. Until then we must celebrate our positions as men of high class and caliber.

Legend of the galactic heroes, my man!

 

[Lindys]

It's over for infrequently-posting cels.

NEETandTidy mogs me tbh

 

[Hunter]

almost there boyo. i shall ascend to godhood!

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

It will take me approximately 6009 days to reach the rank of luminary at my current rate of posting.
It's over for infrequently-posting cels.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Bearer of the curse, seek posts. Smaller more frequent posts, seek the Luminary, that is the only way,
Lest this land swallow you whole…
As it has so many others

 

[Anger]

I just cannot understand how does one reaches 5000 posts tbh it's really exhausting to post and keeping it everyday.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

I just cannot understand how does one reaches 5000 posts tbh it's really exhausting to post and keeping it everyday.

yeah I've been browsing 16 hours a day for like 5 months and have very few postins in comparison

I dunno I guess people like to hold little chatrooms or spam a lot in the music/porn threads

 

[Deleted member 265]

Worry not, my fellow lordcel, allow fate to deliver onto us whatever awaits, in its own time. Until then we must celebrate our positions as men of high class and caliber.

based LotGH

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Congrats @Gremlincel You'll be a luminary in no time

 

[Gremlincel]

It will take me approximately 6009 days to reach the rank of luminary at my current rate of posting.
It's over for infrequently-posting cels.

A lot of the best posters have very few posts, and a lot of the worst have a ridiculous amount, tbh. It's just a matter of how much time you want to waste here.

Bearer of the curse, seek posts. Smaller more frequent posts, seek the Luminary, that is the only way,
Lest this land swallow you whole…
As it has so many others

Perhaps you've seen it.. maybe in a dream.
A murky, forgotten land.
A place where posts may mend your ailing mind.
You will lose everything... once blackpilled.
The symbol of the curse.
An augur of darkness.
Your past. Your future. Your very light.
None will have meaning, and you won't even care.
By then, you'll be something other than human.
A thing that feeds on souls.
An incel.

Legend of the galactic heroes, my man!

good shit

Congrats @Gremlincel You'll be a luminary in no time

And congrats on becoming a mod.

 

[DyingInside]

Congrats man.

 

[Chadani]

great, now rope

 

[Deleted member 10124]

A five star overlord, bearing coat of a deep, rich amber.

The journey was long and arduous, and many a shitpost was sent forth from mine greasy keyboard as I sat in this dank hole, like plague carrying rats sent from filthy, crowded ships, to every corner of Europe, weakening and dividing the community, lowering it's quality, giving guests the impression we really were all disgusting goblin men. Once in a blue moon a decent post would pour forth from my mind, however, in the sea of waste, it quickly drowned, as shitpost after shitpost took it's place..but alas, a tragic sacrifice that simply had to have been made, to arrive on these shores of idle, ineffectual statusfaggery.
Here we are, you all stand witness to my travels from humble, mysterious, outcast Maycel, until my true reveal as a worthless, moronic internet dwelling subhuman.

Shall the path lead to the esteemed crowning of another blood-red luminary? Or will the long awaited rope claim it's due before then? We will see.

Well done.

Congrats @Gremlincel You'll be a luminary in no time

Congrats man.

Thanks for the follow btw

 

[Indari]

ok faggot

 

[Anger]

mogs me

 

[Mickeyonacid]

What's this? A lowly greycel peasant dares to show face in my thread? How lucky you are I am merciful lord, I will refrain from ordering the mods to ban you outright.

lmao, congrats man

 

[Pariah]

Can't wait to get rid of this faggot ass gray color.

 

[Gremlincel]

this faggot ass gray color.

Better to continue posting slowly and only when desire takes you, than to waste time here, forcing yourself to comment on every mundane, dull thread. It is a goal that, once reached, cannot bring you any more joy. I find despite how it may seem, for the most part people here judge each other on the quality of their posts, more so than their rank and join dates, and those who see it as otherwise do not matter.
Or perhaps I am thinking idealistically, and the halo effect of such things are more potent for others than I realize. I would hope not. If this community really does consider status so highly, then I would have little desire to be here, and I certainly would not try and post more to earn the approval of such snobby users. But, as I said, I have not found that to be the case so far.

 

[Insalsa]

Cope