Mortis
The Senator of Suffering & Minister of Misery
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- Jun 8, 2022
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Ever since I was a little boy, people always used to stand amazed when I pointed at my brother and told them we're related. I didn't understand why, but they would never believe it.
Now I understand that I've been victim to a brutal genetic recombination pill that I'll never escape.
I have an ugly big nigger nose despite everyone in my family having more arab like hooked noses.
I have ugly afro nigger hair despite everyone in my family having wavy hair.
I have ugly big lips while EVERYONE in my family has thin lips. (I used to get made fun of a lot for this one)
My side profile looks like that of a monkey. If you'd place me in the chimp enclosure, visitors and animals alike would probably recognise me as one of them. @PLA1092
I never understood why I deviated so hard from my family, I almost thought my mother was cheating with some BBC tyrone when she had me, but my skin colour is way too light for that to be the case. All of this has me looking like an absolute abomination, an affront to God himself.
I legitimately look like Baraka while being a full fledged north african with arabic roots.
Reminder that this guy roped by setting himself on fire in a warehouse.
It's so fucking over. My existence is undeniable proof God can't exist.
Now I understand that I've been victim to a brutal genetic recombination pill that I'll never escape.
I have an ugly big nigger nose despite everyone in my family having more arab like hooked noses.
I have ugly afro nigger hair despite everyone in my family having wavy hair.
I have ugly big lips while EVERYONE in my family has thin lips. (I used to get made fun of a lot for this one)
My side profile looks like that of a monkey. If you'd place me in the chimp enclosure, visitors and animals alike would probably recognise me as one of them. @PLA1092
I never understood why I deviated so hard from my family, I almost thought my mother was cheating with some BBC tyrone when she had me, but my skin colour is way too light for that to be the case. All of this has me looking like an absolute abomination, an affront to God himself.
I legitimately look like Baraka while being a full fledged north african with arabic roots.
Reminder that this guy roped by setting himself on fire in a warehouse.
It's so fucking over. My existence is undeniable proof God can't exist.
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