There once was a boy who didn't belong. His lonely penis needed company so he started talking to it. Together they forged a plan to shield the earth from the sun. If there is no light then no one can be judged by their appearance. It is the final solution. He creates a forum and builds an army. And together they succeed at making the world dark. Now looks don't matter anymore and everyone gets to have sex. The end. And the last five minutes of the movie is just a black screen with sex noises.
