I have an eternally soft face, no matter how large my beard can get

[Clavicus Vile]

I still just look so damn young and soft, even back when I had a full beard. Looks like a teenager playing around with a beard filter.

I’ll never have that rough barbarian berserker look. It’s so damn dumb to be able to grow a full ass beard, but then still not even look like a man. My short height only makes it even worse.

 

[Runt171]

Atleast you can even grow a fucking beard

 

[Sugar Cookie]

My blackcel in Christ, how tall are you?

 

[Poopless One]

Your beard can get large?

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Your beard can get large?

You heard the man!

 

[Clavicus Vile]

My blackcel in Christ, how tall are you?

5’5, you?

 

[Sugar Cookie]

5’5, you?

The same height the late @NIGGER BOJANGLES was.