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Serious I have $60k, what should I do?

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Last year I inherited 60k from my grandpa (RIP grandpa, you were the only good person in my cucked family).

What should I do with the money?
 
Give it to me
 
- LL surgery if short
- Jaw surgery
- Lefort II surgery
- Rhinoplasty
This only works if youre not truecel tier ugly
 
- LL surgery if short
- Jaw surgery
- Lefort II surgery
- Rhinoplasty
Cope
Just buy trip too thailand for 3k and have secko for 30 bucks raw with 18yo gookwhores the whole night and enjoy good food.

Invest something in gold cause gold is always something worth, money is just made up numbers by jews
 
- LL surgery if short
- Jaw surgery
- Lefort II surgery
- Rhinoplasty
This only works if youre not truecel tier ugly
I already considered it. But I think that I am too flawed, it is IMPOSSIBLE for any surgery to turn me into a chad, or chad lite, the best surgeon could perhaps turn me into a 5/10.
 
I already considered it. But I think that I am too flawed, it is IMPOSSIBLE for any surgery to turn me into a chad, or chad lite, the best surgeon could perhaps turn me into a 5/10.
kek, over.
Cope
Just buy trip too thailand for 3k and have secko for 30 bucks raw with 18yo gookwhores the whole night and enjoy good food.

Invest something in gold cause gold is always something worth, money is just made up numbers by jews
 
Cope
Just buy trip too thailand for 3k and have secko for 30 bucks raw with 18yo gookwhores the whole night and enjoy good food.

Invest something in gold cause gold is always something worth, money is just made up numbers by jews
Like this advice, any other place than Thailand you can recommend? Also where in Thailand?
 
I already considered it. But I think that I am too flawed, it is IMPOSSIBLE for any surgery to turn me into a chad, or chad lite, the best surgeon could perhaps turn me into a 5/10.
don't bother with surgery, spend it on some copes and don't splurge it all at once.
 
Last year I inherited 60k from my grandpa (RIP grandpa, you were the only good person in my cucked family).

What should I do with the money?
Invest it in something that will give you an annual return start a savings account and try to Not spending that is the tragedy of my life because I am a retard.
 
Like this advice, any other place than Thailand you can recommend? Also where in Thailand?
Bangkok and Pattaya is very safe, but its just a big brothel if u consider SEAmaxx its just cheaper escortmaxx and higher quality sex
U will live like a king for 3k (flight,hotel, funmoney) for 2-3 weeks
 
Buy yourself a house, they only get more expensive.
 
As others said surgeries, hookers, or try to invest it. Understandable if you don't want to do surgeries but have you even gotten your CT scans and disccused with some good surgeons what they can do for you? (The result is predictable with custom plates). It is harder to improve the worse your base but you should at least check what they can do, it'll only cost you like 300 to get your scans and consult a couple of times
 
throw it in the ocean
 
cocaine and hookers
 
Cope
Just buy trip too thailand for 3k and have secko for 30 bucks raw with 18yo gookwhores the whole night and enjoy good food.

Invest something in gold cause gold is always something worth, money is just made up numbers by jews
Plane ticket cost, Cost of living, Etc thats enought for 1 trip here and 1000 pocket money when i return home
 
People suggesting surgery or seamaxxing just don't get it. Best thing to do with that money is to invest most of it (diverse investments) and rest should be used for health, travel and other things.
 
Invest in something that appreciates over time. You could play your cards and invest for the long game , there are certain assets and accounts that increase in value over time as you want to do whatever you can to combat inflation. Keeping the 60k will result in the value decreasing over time so just invest it wisely.
 
Invest is something, value of money goes down every second
 
plastic surgery for yourself or give it to me so I can get bimax and ascend from the pits of subhumanity
 
- LL surgery if short
- Jaw surgery
- Lefort II surgery
- Rhinoplasty
This only works if youre not truecel tier ugly
This guy is a simp please someone ban him...
 
if i were i'd buy a good computer setup, get a lower cost good condition car, save some for a possible emergency
 
Buy 1 bitcoin right now and hold it forever, and invest the rest in the stock market, a dividend index fund SCHD:


Every month the SCHD will get you a dividend and you can buy more shares of SCHD and keep it growing over time.
 
how can a self hating subhuman be a simp? kek
Because you put women on pedestal. You are considering breaking your bones and enduring pain just to be validated by a women... That's pathetic and childish. You're batter off fucking escort even though I don't recommend.
 
Because you put women on pedestal. You are considering breaking your bones and enduring pain just to be validated by a women... That's pathetic and childish. You're batter off fucking escort even though I don't recommend.
im giving those suggestions to op because im "trying to help", add to the fact that a lot of people here are fakecels. yes its foid worship, but that can also get you out of inceldom, so he can try that if he wants. im 5'2 it obviously never began for me.
 
INVEST IT INTO THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU MORE MONEY LIKE GOLD, SILVER, USD TREASURIES, LAND, ETC.

If I was lucky enough to have that I’d be a millionaire. :fuk:
 
What's your income and cost of living where you live? If you want to use it to coast through life easier it won't go far in big cities without more work, time, and money. But if you can afford to use it as a down payment on a duplex or triplex do that. It reduces your rent by a lot and if you decide to seamaxx your unit can be rented out for income. You can stretch your savings with that income if you live in a low cost of living area.

Look up FHA loans. Favorable rates and low down payment. Just have decent credit.

2 lesbians bought the duplex near me in sf and lived in it while fixing it up. They moved to Baja Mexico beach to retire on the rent. Then it shot up in price and they pocketed 300k when they sold it.

They flipped a few condos, then went for the more expensive duplex in high cost area then dropped it into a cheap place.

Seriously lock down some investment land if you can. Then go ahead and open up a $200 trading account and always bet on the trend and exit before the trend ends. Always think of handing the bag to someone else before the price drops. It's a game so no need to be polite when gambling in stock market. Keep your account very small. If it grows take money out and splurge on a massage or a vacation. Don't do more than a couple hundred. High chance of going to $0 so staying small forces you to take better risks.

Idk about the surgery suggestions from others. That seems like a waste of money. Get braces or vis align and maybe jaw surgery and nose if you have breathing issues. Harder to do when you are old or have medical issues so do it early for better quality of life and health

If you do hair loss surgery make sure to look up how much they transplant density, how natural they lay out the hair pattern, how they choose donor follicles. Donor hair make sure it's not a strip of hair just grabbed from a zone but gathered nicely. Donor Follicles should have multiple hairs coming out of it so it is dense when it grows. I think 80% of follicles survive transplant. You want one that does it as a team. One locates donor follicles pulls it out, a team loads them into plugs, and one puts them into the skin on the head. Minimum time to dry out in the air so the follicle cell doesn't die or have shock.

Hair is the least failure if you choose the right people to do it.

Nice teeth and hair reduces that aging look which are the biggest falios for incels socially. Ugly eyes just makes it bad for women but men look at weak jaw as ugly and nice hair cam cover a lot of lopsided head shapes

Consider hair transplant to grow a beard as well. It can hide even more misshapen heads for cheaper than surgery

Height surgery is Stone Age still. Just seamaxx for short foids.
 
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You must not be american because in america when someone dies and passes money the government would steal 75% of it and give it to jobless niggers
Foids force taxes to take care of their bad decisions. It's an easy scam. Op should think about getting on chronic disability in a welfare state like Canada or California instead working.
 
put in the stock market
 
Try to escape being a wageslave by starting your own small buisness. Like a foodtruck for example...
 
Don't looksmaxx just buy a nice apartment
 
Last year I inherited 60k from my grandpa (RIP grandpa, you were the only good person in my cucked family).

What should I do with the money?
Buy an appartment so that you'll never get homeless anymore.
Plus you can sell it later for much more money.

All the rest is cope and useless.
 
$60k can be a lot or a little, depending on where you live, your life circumstance (age, career etc.), and your lifestyle.
 
Honestly just save it, don’t waste it on useless crap. Like a new car will depreciate in value. Id save it for retirement or use it to buy some property
 
Don't looksmaxx. That will never fix what's wrong with many of us on the inside.

Make sure whatever you do with it is useful : investing (index funds) or housing.
 
Buy an appartment so that you'll never get homeless anymore.
Plus you can sell it later for much more money.

All the rest is cope and useless.
What kind of appartment can you get for $60k nowadays? :feelsUnreal:
 
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Already being targeted by scamcels. Brootal...
 
What kind of appartment can you get for $60k nowadays? :feelsUnreal:
For that price you can get a brand new studio in France.
No doubt it's the same in several US areas.
Having a secured shelter is the basis of the NEETlife.
 
Buy
-an apartment that you can rent
-land in a good position if cheap
-arable cheap land and rent it
-gold (Go to Turkey, cheapest gold prices)
-go to Vietnam (Da Nang city)with 2 k max money in your pocket
-a virgin wife from her parents aka arranged marriage (a few thousand dollars will get you a wife in a poor country like Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan etc)
 
What kind of appartment can you get for $60k nowadays? :feelsUnreal:
In my country you can buy a 2 bedroom+ living room in a good area with that money.
 
Equip yourself with explosives and numerous weapons
and let this world burn
take revenge !!!
In the name of all the incels in this damn world
or give me the money and i will do it :)
 
Move to a shithole country where USD gains 10x more value then retire.
 
invest and save. keep as much distance between you and wageslaving
 
Buy 1 bitcoin right now and hold it forever, and invest the rest in the stock market, a dividend index fund SCHD:


Every month the SCHD will get you a dividend and you can buy more shares of SCHD and keep it growing over time.
SCHD dividends is every quarter
 

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