JFL I hate Paul Heyman for being a Jew and his lack of empathy for Chris Benoit's brain injury but DAMN can this guy cut a promo

[Sheogorath]

His post-Chamber speech to Cody tonight was perfect, he worked Dusty and Goldust into it and everything.
I hate Jews as a group but it's hard not to side with this guy when he's so goddam ugly you want to root for him and knows how to do a monologue.

I actually like Cody because he's a LoZ fan (used to wear triforce on his boots when he wrestled in Legacy) and respect his career, but I just naturally hate Cody for being so handsome and dashing and getting a cute wife, so it's awesome to see him cucked by truecel troll like Heyman who would only ever get sex from fame-maxing or whores.

 

[thespanishcel]

When I was a kid and I saw Goldust for the first time I thought this guy must be so good because he's all gold, I bet it's because he's won so many championships. But then turns out he was just a jobber with nice makeup kek.

 

[Sheogorath]

When I was a kid and I saw Goldust for the first time I thought this guy must be so good because he's all gold, I bet it's because he's won so many championships. But then turns out he was just a jobber with nice makeup kek.

he beat Razor Ramone for IC title tho

View: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11zt4r

 

[Ellsworth]

I sometimes listen to Disco and Konan’s podcast, they are more understanding of Benoit’s CTE brain.