I hate my brain

[userrrr]

Just experienced a dream where I kissed a girl and it was very realistic, I sticked my tongue into her mouth felt her tongue as well, and we were lying on the bed
Why the fuck my brain torture me with this simulation. I woke up just to realise it wasn't real. I genuinely want to rope

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebnYbhU9ukA

 

[userrrr]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebnYbhU9ukA

why

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

why

humble bragging. u think we're too stupid to notice a prophetic dream when we see one?

 

[bruhwtf]

ok

 

[userrrr]

ok

 

[bruhwtf]

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

humble bragging. u think we're too stupid to notice a prophetic dream when we see one?

 

[userrrr]

That was my exact reaction

 

[userrrr]

It's like every time I want something than my brain generates an image while I am sleeping

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

That was my exact reaction

Gotchu fam

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

That was my exact reaction

I should've learn my lesson after the @light incident

 

[userrrr]

I should've learn my lesson after the @light incident

what was the incident

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

what was the incident

https://incels.is/threads/was-the-light-ascension-thread-a-joke-or-not.739452/

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

humble bragging. u think we're too stupid to notice a prophetic dream when we see one?

Wow. You're fucking retarded.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Just experienced a dream where I kissed a girl and it was very realistic, I sticked my tongue into her mouth felt her tongue as well, and we were lying on the bed
Why the fuck my brain torture me with this simulation. I woke up just to realise it wasn't real. I genuinely want to rope

I can't remember a dream I've had with a foid for a long time, probably 4 or 5 years or so. I remember falling in love with a girl with a Quarian suit on and I wake up with my Mom slamming on my door to wake me up for a doctors appointment.

Truthfully I would have rather just stayed asleep forever. Sadly god hates us and does this torture us it seems. I didn't get to kiss her like you did though, which is a shame.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Wow. You're fucking retarded.

It's official .is is too autistic a site to use sarcasm

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

It's official .is is too autistic a site to use sarcasm

Nice armpit in your avi

 

[Paladin]

It's official .is is too autistic a site to use sarcasm

Tfw even I NTmog half this thread for noticing the extremely obvious sarcasm

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Nice armpit in your avi

armpits4lyfe.

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

armpits4lyfe.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Tfw even I NTmog half this thread for noticing the extremely obvious sarcasm

my sarcastic jokes only stick the landing about 30% of the time. idk if I should be happy that we have so many ND truecels here or sad that I can't even have a laugh here often times.

 

[Friezacel]

I wish i would dream more of that kind of stuff, i keep getting nightmares since days

 

[poorenglishcel]

I hate my brain too. Weird habits and fear ruins everything.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I'm an unfunny faggot.

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

At least you sleep, I am tired as fuck and my brain just says "no sleep for your face"

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

@Spooky_Heejin do u get the joke now? If u don't I'll thoroughly explain it I do believe in inclusivity afterall.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I'm still an unfunny faggot.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

@Spooky_Heejin I apologize my broski i'm cooking up a bunch of new jokes specifically for the sarcastically challenged. I hope I'll be able to hit the mark next time.

 

[Failed Pullout]

humble bragging. u think we're too stupid to notice a prophetic dream when we see one?

What? I've had a few wet dreams myself it doesn't mean anything, dreams are just your brain's way of doing file management.