It was 6:00, a full hour until classes begin. I decided to stop at a starbucks for my goydrinks, and went to use their bathroom (big mistake.) There was a jeet coming out of the stall, which I thought nothing of. I sat on the stall next to him and put my coat and backpack on the floor besides me.
Once I finished up i grabbed my stuff, AND IT WAS WET. At first I thought it must've been melted snow, and I put it on thinking that i'll just dry it off later, until I got a whiff of it. It was the most horrendous, concentrated piss I've ever encountered in my life, coming directly from the stall ranjeet was in and my stuff was DRENCHED in it, literally dripping.
To make matters worse most of it got on the inside of my coat, so when I tried to put it on it went on my shirt and pants too.
(I didn't realize how bad it was yet). I tried to all sorts of things to get it off of me, wiping it off with toilet paper didn't work since it fucking disintegrated upon contact with the acid, trying to stuff it in my bag but it couldn't fit, and I even tried throwing it away and buying a new one but of fucking course everything is closed at this time so I was forced to drag that biohazard into my class
Looking back I probably should've just dunked it in the trash and cut my losses there but by this point it's been 90 MINUTES since the incident so now im really fucking late. To make matters worse, the class I'm in is this absolutely retarded liberal arts course that's mandatory for graduation and what you need to know about it is that attendance is like 30% of your final grade, so if you get enough tardies you'll end up dropping an entire letter grade. Luckily for me this was just enough to push me over the limit and now I have a D-
I sit down in the far right corner, as far from the door as I possibly could to discourage anybody from trying to sit next to me, nobody's gonna get up and move over to sit next to the weird inkwell, right? I thought I was in the clear for a while, but as soon as the class was about to wrap up, a whole pack of thugmaxxed niggers start charging in and march start towards me, and they all sit down talking about CLASH ROYALE OF ALL THINGS. It must've been a tournament or something since they all huddled up to watch two guys play, and it just so happened to be right next to me.
"Ayo why does this place smell like shit"
"Yo it's coming from over here <points towards me>"
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
"NIGGA DID YOU PEE YOUR PANTS"
I don't think I left a room faster in my life, and of course that made them laugh even harder since I basically admitted my guilt. I'm in turbo coping mode now, "A-atleast I don't have to see those guys again" "Atleast I can still work on my essay" OH WAIT I CANT HAVE THAT EITHER
THE INDIAN PISS SEEPED INTO MY BAG AND DRENCHED MY NOTES!!!! It's not a little mark on the end I can just write over either, it spread across the ENTIRE DAMN BACKPACK
ALL BECAUSE I CROSSED PATHS WITH A JEET, I'M ALMOST FLUNKING A CLASS, HUMILIATED BY THUGS, RUINED MY FAVORITE COAT AND I HAVE TO SPEND MY ENTIRE DAMN EVENING AND NIGHT (PROBABLY MORNING AS WELL) TRYING TO SALVAGAE WHAT'S LEFT OF MY NOTES
Once I finished up i grabbed my stuff, AND IT WAS WET. At first I thought it must've been melted snow, and I put it on thinking that i'll just dry it off later, until I got a whiff of it. It was the most horrendous, concentrated piss I've ever encountered in my life, coming directly from the stall ranjeet was in and my stuff was DRENCHED in it, literally dripping.
To make matters worse most of it got on the inside of my coat, so when I tried to put it on it went on my shirt and pants too.
(I didn't realize how bad it was yet). I tried to all sorts of things to get it off of me, wiping it off with toilet paper didn't work since it fucking disintegrated upon contact with the acid, trying to stuff it in my bag but it couldn't fit, and I even tried throwing it away and buying a new one but of fucking course everything is closed at this time so I was forced to drag that biohazard into my classLooking back I probably should've just dunked it in the trash and cut my losses there but by this point it's been 90 MINUTES since the incident so now im really fucking late. To make matters worse, the class I'm in is this absolutely retarded liberal arts course that's mandatory for graduation and what you need to know about it is that attendance is like 30% of your final grade, so if you get enough tardies you'll end up dropping an entire letter grade. Luckily for me this was just enough to push me over the limit and now I have a D-
I sit down in the far right corner, as far from the door as I possibly could to discourage anybody from trying to sit next to me, nobody's gonna get up and move over to sit next to the weird inkwell, right? I thought I was in the clear for a while, but as soon as the class was about to wrap up, a whole pack of thugmaxxed niggers start charging in and march start towards me, and they all sit down talking about CLASH ROYALE OF ALL THINGS. It must've been a tournament or something since they all huddled up to watch two guys play, and it just so happened to be right next to me.
"Ayo why does this place smell like shit"
"Yo it's coming from over here <points towards me>"
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
"NIGGA DID YOU PEE YOUR PANTS"
I don't think I left a room faster in my life, and of course that made them laugh even harder since I basically admitted my guilt. I'm in turbo coping mode now, "A-atleast I don't have to see those guys again" "Atleast I can still work on my essay" OH WAIT I CANT HAVE THAT EITHER
THE INDIAN PISS SEEPED INTO MY BAG AND DRENCHED MY NOTES!!!! It's not a little mark on the end I can just write over either, it spread across the ENTIRE DAMN BACKPACK
ALL BECAUSE I CROSSED PATHS WITH A JEET, I'M ALMOST FLUNKING A CLASS, HUMILIATED BY THUGS, RUINED MY FAVORITE COAT AND I HAVE TO SPEND MY ENTIRE DAMN EVENING AND NIGHT (PROBABLY MORNING AS WELL) TRYING TO SALVAGAE WHAT'S LEFT OF MY NOTES
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