I hate how Normies pretend Nu-Lara is hotter than Classic Lara

[Loliraider]

I often read comments where normies go on about “muh NuLara is more attractive cause she looks like a human being” and that classic Lara looks like a bimbo. Like… what? Classic Lara had the perfect mix of badass and beauty, and she actually felt real in her own world. NuLara is built like a fridge, with zero curves. She looks like a tranny, but low-T numales act like she’s hotter, probably cause they think she’s attainable.

Check the images and see the difference.

look at NuLara, imagine being attracted to that, jfl.

 

[Caichan]

something something realistic body

 

[Loliraider]

something something realistic body

Lara isn't supposed to look realistic. Besides, what's realistic about nulara? She barely passes as female. Unironically, Fortnite has the best looking Lara model.

I wonder why it's the only Western game that allows attractive foid characters.

 

[Cuckoja]

I liked the 2013 and from Guardian of the light/temple of Osiris

 

[Loliraider]

I liked the 2013 and from Guardian of the light/temple of Osiris

Laras death scenes were pretty hot in 2013.

 

[Cuckoja]

Laras death scenes were pretty hot in 2013.

She had nice curves and young looks, now shes a skin and bone hag.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Tomb Raider Legend Lara is my favorite tbh

 

[Loliraider]

She had nice curves and young looks, now shes a skin and bone hag.

Yeah, she looked pretty cute. I remember they ruined her face in the Definitive Edition.

Tomb Raider Legend Lara is my favorite tbh

Good taste, I prefer Angel of Darkness Lara.

 

[starystulejarz]

OG Lara was damn cool both in looks, personality and also was equipped with iconic dual pistols. While new shitty lara has none of those charms and just uses bow like a hobo.

 

[starystulejarz]

NuLara is built like a fridge, with zero curves. She looks like a tranny, but low-T numales act like she’s hotter, probably cause they think she’s attainable.

Nu-fake Lara (Larry)

vs old Real Lara (cosplay)

 

[SilentShadow]

Porn depictions of her are way hotter than any other version which is to be expected.

 

[Loliraider]

OG Lara was damn cool both in looks, personality and also was equipped with iconic dual pistols. While new shitty lara has none of those charms and just uses bow like a hobo.

CD refuses to bring her signature pistols back because this entire franchise, since the reboot, has been about slowly erasing any trace of Lara and replacing her with this abomination (Larry Croft), a character purposefully designed to be her polar opposite in every way. Now she's a feminist, anti-racist who fights against white colonial injustice.

 

[TooSomething]

LoL, I have never finished a single Tomb Raider game. The only appeal it had was the big boobie foid, but I was never into Lara.
She has that insane hour glass figure but the boobs are too big for my taste.

Jill Valentine was my favourite and I have to say, she got quickly replaced by Rebekka Chambers.
Rebekka is honestly cute and I need that kind of woman to hold and protect.

 

[deleted fren]

Tomb Raider Legend Lara is my favorite tbh

 

[FuckYou]

Imagine how Lara crofts underwear smelled after like a week or two long expedition. She didn't have a shower.

Lets say it's 1 week. That would be at least 7 dumps (she has regular dumps since she eats healthy). Sure she wipes afterwards but it's impossible to get it fully cleaned.

Everytime she takes a pee some drops gets into the underwear. So that adds to it.

She also has vaginal discharge in the underwear.

Don't forget she is walking around a rain forest. It's going to be sweaty.

She is traveling light so maybe she only has like 2-3 underwear with her. She probably puts the used underwear in a bag.

Imagine smelling that bag after a week. That would be quite extreme. Or like if you take those panties and filter hot water through them and make some tea. Wonder how that would taste.

Wonder if they will ever put that into the game.

 

[Loliraider]

Imagine how Lara crofts underwear smelled after like a week or two long expedition. She didn't have a shower.

Lets say it's 1 week. That would be at least 7 dumps (she has regular dumps since she eats healthy). Sure she wipes afterwards but it's impossible to get it fully cleaned.

Everytime she takes a pee some drops gets into the underwear. So that adds to it.

She also has vaginal discharge in the underwear.

Don't forget she is walking around a rain forest. It's going to be sweaty.

She is traveling light so maybe she only has like 2-3 underwear with her. She probably puts the used underwear in a bag.

Imagine smelling that bag after a week. That would be quite extreme. Or like if you take those panties and filter hot water through them and make some tea. Wonder how that would taste.

Wonder if they will ever put that into the game.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

View: https://youtu.be/RfcvOdMlYlk?si=ixDrWFhkL8ilhED7&t=952

 

[Kan>Foids]

It's pathetic, simpering male "allies" pretending they aren't attracted to her superior version where she had bigger tits and a fatter ass. In essence, they're just lying to look like one of "the good ones".