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First time and all. I figured that since i'm dying soon, i have to make sure i won't die a virgin. I set it up over the internet the day prior. I went there in the afternoon. I greeted the whore and she said she needs to take a shower and that i should wait in the room. I cringed cause it meant that she just got fucked.

I waited, questioning what i'm doing with my fucking life. She left the bathroom. Dried herself and asked for money. I paid her. She told me to undress. I said i wanted to leave my shirt on and she looked at me like i was retarded. She said whatever. She started with a blowjob with a condom of course. Didn't feel good at all. Got hard still.

Then i started fucking her. I wanted to things with her feet, but she had ugly feet so i decided not to. She wasn't bad looking. Just average, somewhat chubby, older than me.
Anyway, i fucked her. Again it felt okay, worse than masturbation though. I wanted her to ride me, so she did.and after while i came. Once i started cumming she stopped riding me, basically ruining my orgasm. So that was fucking great.

I had to throw away the condom and there was jizz all over my dick and there was no tissues, so i ended up getting jizz all over my underwear. In the add it said multiple encounters but she clearly wanted me to leave. I guess i could have asked for another round but i didn't even bother. I just left.

She wasn't mean to me, she barely spoke but i still hate her. Treating me just like a transaction. Didn't even try. Well this is one way to loose your viginity. Defnitely the same as fucking a loving girlfirend , for sure. Anyway i wouldn't reccomend. I have been feeling extremely depressed today and my thoughts on my suicide have been confirmed even more. There is nothing in this life for me and i need to exist it as soon as i can.
 
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how much did it cost
 
I had sex today. First time and all. I figured that since i'm dying soon, i have to make sure i won't die a virgin. I set it up over the internet the day prior. I went there in the afternoon. I greeted the whore and she said she needs to take a shower and that i should wait in the room. I cringed cause it meant that she just got fucked.

I waited, questioning what i'm doing with my fucking life. She left the bathroom. Dried herself and asked for money. I paid her. She told me to undress. I said i wanted to leave my shirt on and she looked at me like i was retarded. She said whatever. She started with a blowjob with a condom of course. Didn't feel good at all. Got hard still.

Then i started fucking her. I wanted to things with her feet, but she had ugly feet so i decided not to. She wasn't bad looking. Just average, somewhat chubby, older than me.
Anyway, i fucked her. Again it felt okay, worse than masturbation though. I wanted her to ride me, so she did.and after while i came. Once i started cumming she stopped riding me, basically ruining my orgasm. So that was fucking great.

I had to throw away the condom and there was jizz all over my dick and there was no tissues, so i ended up getting jizz all over my underwear. In the add it said multiple encounters but she clearly wanted me to leave. I guess i could have asked for another round but i didn't even bother. I just left.

She wasn't mean to me, she barely spoke but i still hate her. Treating me just like a transaction. Didn't even try. Well this is one way to loose your viginity. Defnitely the same as fucking a loving girlfirend , for sure. Anyway i wouldn't reccomend. I have been feeling extremely depressed today and my thoughts on my suicide have been confirmed even more. There is nothing in this life for me and i need to exist it as soon as i can.
Shit man I feel for you :feelscry:
 
Bookmarked, will read after I anime and food cope. Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be if you're not attractive, niggas here aren't going to be able to wrap their heads around this Hiroshima-Nagasaki blackpill
 
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I will never buy an escort. I would rather import a foid.
 
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Why do I have to pay a foid for sex? Especially, when foids fuck Chad for free?
 
I cringed cause it meant that she just got fucked.
No, its common courtesy to take a shower because she wants to be clean and smell good for a customer, she isn't going to assume that you want to smell her "natural odor"

I said i wanted to leave my shirt on and she looked at me like i was retarded.
You are retarded for that one lol, like why?

You can expose your cock to someone but your chest is "too personal", that's just weird

She said whatever. She started with a blowjob with a condom of course. Didn't feel good at all. Got hard still.
Yep, its a waste of time, next whore I go to I'm demanding a raw blowjob

Then i started fucking her. I wanted to things with her feet, but she had ugly feet so i decided not to
You are definitely into some weird shit, the whole shirt on thing is starting to make sense

I guess i could have asked for another round but i didn't even bother. I just left.
Yeah that's 100% your fault lol, seems like you ironically cared what a whore thought about you instead of being there just to fuck her, so her "not being into it" made you not want to continue

Treating me just like a transaction
Google "self awareness"

Anyway i wouldn't reccomend
You are a timid, overly self conscious guy with weird fetishes, no shit you wouldn't recommend

Also JFL at thinking your first time was going to be this magical life changing experience

This thing is only going to become enjoyable with time, not all whores are the same (obviously), and you haven't even "explored sexually" enough to know what you want in the bedroom

After you've spent more time finding better outlets for whores, and learning what you want, then it will become something you want to do again and again

If the first time being subpar is going to make you quit then you didn't really want sex all that badly

I have been feeling extremely depressed today and my thoughts on my suicide have been confirmed even more. There is nothing in this life for me and i need to exist it as soon as i can.
Ok, kill yourself then because your first time wasn't a 10/10 "loving" experience, good bye
 
No, its common courtesy to take a shower because she wants to be clean and smell good for a customer, she isn't going to assume that you want to smell her "natural odor"


You are retarded for that one lol, like why?

You can expose your cock to someone but your chest is "too personal", that's just weird


Yep, its a waste of time, next whore I go to I'm demanding a raw blowjob


You are definitely into some weird shit, the whole shirt on thing is starting to make sense


Yeah that's 100% your fault lol, seems like you ironically cared what a whore thought about you instead of being there just to fuck her, so her "not being into it" made you not want to continue


Google "self awareness"


You are a timid, overly self conscious guy with weird fetishes, no shit you wouldn't recommend

Also JFL at thinking your first time was going to be this magical life changing experience

This thing is only going to become enjoyable with time, not all whores are the same (obviously), and you haven't even "explored sexually" enough to know what you want in the bedroom

After you've spent more time finding better outlets for whores, and learning what you want, then it will become something you want to do again and again

If the first time being subpar is going to make you quit then you didn't really want sex all that badly


Ok, kill yourself then because your first time wasn't a 10/10 "loving" experience, good bye

Based blackpiller, telling the truth no matter how tough it is and not caring about feelings. :blackpill::feelsokman:

Yeah not taking off your shirt was weird. She's just a lowly whore. I literally would give zero fucks how disgusted she would be. :feelshaha:

You need to stop viewing women as these divine beings above you and start looking at them as the objects they are, far below you. :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
I agree. Why not fuck at least once before you rope. If you have no future, drive to live, it's just rope or cope.
 
If I was dying I would just die a virgin the way my creator intended. What if afterlife is real? There has to be some perk or goodwill in heaven for being a virgin.
 
No, its common courtesy to take a shower because she wants to be clean and smell good for a customer, she isn't going to assume that you want to smell her "natural odor"


You are retarded for that one lol, like why?

You can expose your cock to someone but your chest is "too personal", that's just weird


Yep, its a waste of time, next whore I go to I'm demanding a raw blowjob


You are definitely into some weird shit, the whole shirt on thing is starting to make sense


Yeah that's 100% your fault lol, seems like you ironically cared what a whore thought about you instead of being there just to fuck her, so her "not being into it" made you not want to continue


Google "self awareness"


You are a timid, overly self conscious guy with weird fetishes, no shit you wouldn't recommend

Also JFL at thinking your first time was going to be this magical life changing experience

This thing is only going to become enjoyable with time, not all whores are the same (obviously), and you haven't even "explored sexually" enough to know what you want in the bedroom

After you've spent more time finding better outlets for whores, and learning what you want, then it will become something you want to do again and again

If the first time being subpar is going to make you quit then you didn't really want sex all that badly


Ok, kill yourself then because your first time wasn't a 10/10 "loving" experience, good bye
1. No i think she did just got fucked. There is no chcance she bothers washing if she didn't get fucked.
2. I have bad gynecomastia so that's why i didn't want to take off my shirt.
3 Yeah i got a foot fetish. Not the weirdest thing compared to all the sick shit you can be into
4 I left cause i didn't enjoy it tbh. If she acted as if she was into it, i probably wouldn't. I didn't expect her to actually be into it though.
5. yeah i know she just wants my money but at least she could pretend.
6 I'm timid and self conscius, so i guess you're right on that.
7 I doubt it'll be more fun with other whores. Maybe if they acted like they were into, but i doubt i'll try again.
8 I'm not killinhg myself cause of some whore lol, this situation just proves there are no vialable copes for me. I hoped escortcelling would be fun but it isn't. I'm killing myself cause of my ocd and loneliness btw.
 
Have you tried condomless and creampie. I heard it feels very different.
 
Sounds like you should have paid more for a gfe
 
today for the first time I had sex with my wife, she usually tell me she's too tired for it, but today was a special occasion.
 
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No i think she did just got fucked. There is no chcance she bothers washing if she didn't get fucked.
Again, this is literally a common thing, unless a whore showers before meeting up with you she's going to shower at the hotel if one is available. Whores want "return customers", and you hired her online right, imagine some guy leaving a review of "she smells" on the site (if the site even allows reviews) or talks to other guys who uses the site

Rep is everything in that kind of business

I have bad gynecomastia so that's why i didn't want to take off my shirt.
Do you have a big dick?

If not by that logic you should have been just as ashamed to show it to her lol

No point being so self conscious if you are already paying for sex, you are well past the point of "shameful displays"

A lot of you guys really haven't accepted yourself at all, think you need to spend some time standing in front of the mirror and accepting the "sub humaness" lol

yeah i know she just wants my money but at least she could pretend.
I would have enjoyed it less if she pretended, much rather see a plain face than some fake moan face, because I know full well I'm not doing shit with my 5 incher and no bedroom skills, so her fake moaning just reminds me of that lol

I doubt it'll be more fun with other whores. Maybe if they acted like they were into, but i doubt i'll try again.
I really think a lot of us guys need to go to SEA, the women are smaller, petite, their life depends on that income so they tend to "put on a show" for you, they are way cheaper, and they go the extra mile

I like to think of it as "John Training Wheels"

I'd like a cute little minx to toss around and move into different positions, the first and only whore I fucked dwarfed me, the experience was good, decent, but it could have been better, big thick women aren't my type

his situation just proves there are no vialable copes for me.
You are kind of giving up rather prematurely (which is ironic for the topic of this thread :feelsEhh:)

I hoped escortcelling would be fun but it isn't. I'm killing myself cause of my ocd and loneliness btw.
Escortcelling is fun, but what you expected is that it was going to be fun, from the get go, before you have any experience

You need to understand that sex is going to be a weird thing for you since you haven't hit any milestones at the ages you were supposed to

TBH the weirdest feeling to me is still the hands of a woman on my body, and I know full well its going to feel weird for a few months of escortcelling, because as incels were just not used to any woman being that close and intimate with us (well it was weird for me, maybe for you that wasn't the weird part, but for me the touching was apparent)

You can't realistically expect something like this to just start off being good, when has life ever been that easy for any of us lol

Outside of sex you must have had a pretty good life if your expectations for things like this are that high
 
That sounds like a good idea. I should have done that. I'm stupid.
How much did you pay? And did you pay for 30 minutes, 45, 60?

Most escorts that offer GFE do not charge extra for it. I would never go to an escort that charges extra for GFE.

Read reviews and go to a escort with good reviews for her GFE.

But how much money do you have left? Have you searched a new job lately?
 
escort celling sucks man. The point is that the girl loves you. If there is not that, sex means nothing
 
What about STD?
Dude if you are going to worry about everything in life as an incel you won't get anything in life at all

I literally knew a girl at work who said she's had multiple stds, many stds go away, and if you are thinking about the "big one" (AIDS), the contraction rate is extremely low
Q) But what about STDs?
A) Use a condom nigga. STDs from escortcelling is a bluepill meme propagated by normancucks and femoids so that you are forced to get into cuck relationships with landwhales instead of fucking a 8/10 stacy in exchange for money.

Q) But I don't fear other STDs, I am afraid of HIV. That is too much of a risk
A) Everything in life has some risk associated with it. You can die in an accident as soon as you walk out tomorrow. But catching HIV is very very rare. To give you an idea these are the chances of catching HIV if you have sex with an infected person

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What this means is that, HIV transmission for lets say, insertive vaginal sex (inserting the penis into the vagina) was estimated to be 0.04%, equivalent to 1 transmission per 2,500 exposures. For the mentalcels this is roughly saying that to get infected with HIV from an infected person you would need to fuck her pussy 2500 times on average. This is when you are fucking an HIV infected person without a condom. When you are using a condom, which are said to be effective 98-99% of the time and considering the factor that the femoid may or may not even have HIV you can imagine how low the odds are. I am not encouraging anyone to do bareback sex. I am just saying that the STD meme is norman bullshit which is overexxagerated.

Q) But what about oral sex? I can get HIV if she sucks me?
A) There is no documentaed case of HIV transmitted by oral sex so far. The conditions to be met to get HIV via oral are too much



escort celling sucks man. The point is that the girl loves you. If there is not that, sex means nothing
Why do one night stands happen then retard, or are you going to now argue that one night stands are terrible because there's "no love"

Let me guess, you are going to respond with some stupid excuse why "well that's different, love doesn't matter in that case" (as expected, no consistency in logic from a moron who makes decisions based on emotional reasons rather than logic - "muh love bro")

@WawelDragon1683
This thread here is for you:
 
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It was a bad encounter with an unprofessional ho. Move on
 
I really think a lot of us guys need to go to SEA, the women are smaller, petite, their life depends on that income so they tend to "put on a show" for you, they are way cheaper, and they go the extra mile

I like to think of it as "John Training Wheels"

I'd like a cute little minx to toss around and move into different positions, the first and only whore I fucked dwarfed me, the experience was good, decent, but it could have been better, big thick women aren't my type
man just a week in one of those SEA whore streets sounds heavenly right now. i could only hope that my age and ultra white looks would get me some kind of better treatment. regardless im flying to pattaya or some shit straight out the gates of being 18 :feelsjuice:
 
I'll never rope over foids. Ever. But not so sure about loneliness, which is basically your stated reason as to why you're gonna rope.

I have always been worried about getting liver cancer due to my alcoholmaxxing but lately the loneliness is getting too much for me to the point where I don't even care anymore. As in I'm not necessarily drinking more, but I could really care less if I was diagnosed with liver cancer in 3 - 10 years from now.

I'm done altogether with escortmaxxing. Fucking pussy feels good especially if the whore never had a child before and is still relatively tight. But I would much prefer having a gf, regular fucking with intimacy. Some foid that I can go on dates with during the weekday and weekend.

My clock is ticking as I get older and I'm gonna move to a big city somewhere in East Asia soon. Give that a try and if that doesn't work, then just ldar and cope by reading about the collapse of America into a third world shithole.
 
EH what you gonna do, at least people cant call you a virgin anymore.
 
If I was dying I would just die a virgin the way my creator intended. What if afterlife is real? There has to be some perk or goodwill in heaven for being a virgin.
tbh no point in escort maxxing. a good portion of people want to rope after it too
 
Escorts never look like the cute girl at the cafe
 
Treating me just like a transaction.
They will always treat you like a transaction. You shouldn't treat them as princesses either, escortcelling is not about that.
Of course some escorts offer GFE or they are just generally nicer than others and not cold to their customers.

I greeted the whore and she said she needs to take a shower and that i should wait in the room. I cringed cause it meant that she just got fucked.
Not necessarily, although she may have had another customer not long before you. But they always take a shower before a customer arrives and most of them actually require the customer himself to do the same. The only strange thing is that she took the shower while you were there, which is very unusual. You should always ask if you can shower together :feelshmm:

Why do I have to pay a foid for sex? Especially, when foids fuck Chad for free?
I can only speak for myself, but I pay for sex, because I'm ugly and have no other redeeming features either (like a huge amount of money or status I can flaunt with). Chad can get it for free, but I'm not Chad, nor will I ever be. If I had not ever paid for sex, I would still be a complete virgin.
Again, I can only speak for myself, but I suspect almost everyone else here is in the same boat.

This thing is only going to become enjoyable with time, not all whores are the same (obviously), and you haven't even "explored sexually" enough to know what you want in the bedroom

After you've spent more time finding better outlets for whores, and learning what you want, then it will become something you want to do again and again

If the first time being subpar is going to make you quit then you didn't really want sex all that badly
I absolutely agree.
Before my escortcelling days I had very detailed fantasies of what I would want to do with a foid, yet my first time was quite awkward, I was more or less clueless and weird in a lot of situations (often I still am). I even posted a thread about it, where I expressed that I would likely not want sex anymore. Other users assured me that yes, I would, very soon. And how right they were :feelshaha:
But yes, continuing escortcelling helps me gain some experience and knowledge. Not the type of knowledge that I can ever use to pick up foids or make them fall for me (impossible), but I learned more about sex, what and how I like, etc. I still have lots of fantasies I haven't experienced though, some I may never will.

Have you tried condomless and creampie. I heard it feels very different.
Condomless blowjobs are very common, but I browsed through hundreds (maybe even thousands) of escort ads in the past few years, and not a single one ever offered condomless PIV. They always explicitly say that condoms are required for every vaginal or anal penetration.
Some user said in another thread that there are escorts who are willing to do it with long-time, very reliable customers, but I doubt it.
 
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First time and all. I figured that since i'm dying soon, i have to make sure i won't die a virgin. I set it up over the internet the day prior. I went there in the afternoon. I greeted the whore and she said she needs to take a shower and that i should wait in the room. I cringed cause it meant that she just got fucked.

I waited, questioning what i'm doing with my fucking life. She left the bathroom. Dried herself and asked for money. I paid her. She told me to undress. I said i wanted to leave my shirt on and she looked at me like i was retarded. She said whatever. She started with a blowjob with a condom of course. Didn't feel good at all. Got hard still.

Then i started fucking her. I wanted to things with her feet, but she had ugly feet so i decided not to. She wasn't bad looking. Just average, somewhat chubby, older than me.
Anyway, i fucked her. Again it felt okay, worse than masturbation though. I wanted her to ride me, so she did.and after while i came. Once i started cumming she stopped riding me, basically ruining my orgasm. So that was fucking great.

I had to throw away the condom and there was jizz all over my dick and there was no tissues, so i ended up getting jizz all over my underwear. In the add it said multiple encounters but she clearly wanted me to leave. I guess i could have asked for another round but i didn't even bother. I just left.

She wasn't mean to me, she barely spoke but i still hate her. Treating me just like a transaction. Didn't even try. Well this is one way to loose your viginity. Defnitely the same as fucking a loving girlfirend , for sure. Anyway i wouldn't reccomend. I have been feeling extremely depressed today and my thoughts on my suicide have been confirmed even more. There is nothing in this life for me and i need to exist it as soon as i can.
well done on getting laid:cool::cool::feelsLightsaber:

Quiet franckly condom blowjobs are pathetic, its like 80 percent why I have never used a prostitute before.
where did you meet this whore?, which city, how did you find her?
 
did you hug her?
please provide more details
 
did you hug her?
please provide more details
This is some cuck shit, stop trying to live vicariously through other men's escapades and go out and do it yourself, save up the money and take your own personal risks
 
This is some cuck shit, stop trying to live vicariously through other men's escapades and go out and do it yourself, save up the money and take your own personal risks
I live in Brazil, specifically at the end of the world. The nearest metropolis is far away.
I would like to know if he hugged her, in my turn I would like to enjoy the moment. Would the prostitute stay 20 minutes in my arms?
 
I live in Brazil
The moment I read "I live in Brazil" I was ready to apologize to you lol

Even though prostitution is legal, and you guys have the most beautiful women in the world, I would still never visit

See if you can wealthmaxx and get the fuck out of there

The murder rate is ridiculous, knowing my luck I'd probably get killed before I fucked one brazilian prostitute
 
I also considered going to a escort but i don't know man. That didn't sound good

You said it felt worse than masturbating, but i bet it feels far better than masturbating if it was your gf and you both are into each other
 
I also considered going to a escort but i don't know man. That didn't sound good

You said it felt worse than masturbating, but i bet it feels far better than masturbating if it was your gf and you both are into each other
yeah for sure. paid sex is incomperable to the real thing. as an icnel you have to pay get a 1/100 of what a normal man gets everday
 
So the penetration wasn’t even that good? I’ve always had doubts about it tbh.
 
Have you tried condomless and creampie. I heard it feels very different.
Big risk with a hooker, STDs, especially the dangerous and incurable ones are a thing, unfortunately.
Condomless blowjobs are very common, but I browsed through hundreds (maybe even thousands) of escort ads in the past few years, and not a single one ever offered condomless PIV. They always explicitly say that condoms are required for every vaginal or anal penetration.
Some user said in another thread that there are escorts who are willing to do it with long-time, very reliable customers, but I doubt it.
I saw one particular super random escort from Brazil doing it all without condom on Twitter. There are many, many of them that do it all without and will allow creampies. They probably get tested a lot for diseases, as many escorts do, testing is a routine for the ones that take their jobs very seriously.

As for me, I don't think I would ever do that. It's just someone that is unknown, I doubt it is like getting casual sex or having a fuck buddy. I'm turbo fucking autistic so I doubt I would ever do any of that. I would basically have to befriend the escort for weeks or months to be even remotely comfortable with her presence so I can get the slightest amount of relief and not being super anxious and acting awkward.
 
Maybe the prostitutes on your country are selfish bitches who only care about money and not about providing good service.

But boy don't lose hope, there are good prostitutes out there willing to bring you a good service even if you are very ugly, as long as there is respect from both parties.

I never really had bad experiencies with prostitutes in my country, but prostitution is like normalized here so they on average want to keep you as a client and at least offer a decent service.

Maybe you encountered a bad bitch who only wanted the money and didn't give a fuck about giving a good service but that's not the norm.

Every foid prostitute I have fucked has let me kiss her, touch her in any body spot and say dirty things to her, some will even want to talk to you and ask about how your day was, when you encounter one of those bitches, that's a keeper. :feelsLSD::dab:
 
As for me, I don't think I would ever do that. It's just someone that is unknown, I doubt it is like getting casual sex or having a fuck buddy. I'm turbo fucking autistic so I doubt I would ever do any of that. I would basically have to befriend the escort for weeks or months to be even remotely comfortable with her presence so I can get the slightest amount of relief and not being super anxious and acting awkward.

I'm also pretty autistic and had fears like yours before my first visit. I feared that I would be super awkward, fumble my wallet, my hands and legs would be shaking and such things. But the girl was very nice and I was very surprised how I lost most of my pre-sex inhibitions. We got naked in front of each other in like 30 seconds after I paid. (Of course my inexperience resulted in some awkward moments during sex, but that's a different thing.) Anyway, if the escort is at least halfway decent, she will make you comfortable.
Alternative idea for those who are afraid/shy: try a masseuse for your first time. There you're not expected to do pretty much anything (most masseuses are not even allowing PIV, kissing or the customers pleasuring them). The focus will be solely on you and your satisfaction, including massage, handjob or blowjob, depending on what you agreed on.
 

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