I had a moment of desperation, and came on the toilet seat in the women’s bathroom at work

[coping_manlet]

I usually just jerk off in the men’s bathroom and clean up after myself very tidily after. But yesterday I was so desperate. The weather has been warm and my 3 foid coworkers have been wearing sundresses and heels constantly. Either that or tight skinny jeans and a laced shirt where I can see cleavage

I’ve been teased for so long, I just need to breed one of them at this point

I went into the women’s bathroom while no one was looking and jerked off and made sure I nutted all over the toilet seat. Then I used my index and middle fingers to smear the cum around on the toilet seat and lather it over as much surface area as possible

I fanned it off to help it dry and then left it there. My hope is one of my foid coworkers will sit on it while pissing or shitting and get semen on their thigh, then hopefully when they pull up their panties it will run the dried cum up and into their coochie where maybe my sperm cell can make it inside and impregnate them

It’s my best shot at reproducing at this point, I’ll need to keep doing it to ensure success however, as the likely hood of any sperm cells surviving this far are low. But with enough tries hopefully one of them will get pregnant.

 

[Justin Mohns]

i might have to start doing this too

 

[nolifecel]

Your sperm might have a chance to survive if the surface of toilet seat. Toilet seats are usually too cold for sperm to survive.

 

[Deleted member 8078]

IT bait thread

Brother you can go to jail for this shit, please be careful

 

[Teru Mikami]

Hello IT, hopE you'Re having a magnificent day!

 

[xek000000kk]

I fanned it off to help it dry and then left it there. My hope is one of my foid coworkers will sit on it while pissing or shitting and get semen on their thigh, then hopefully when they pull up their panties it will run the dried cum up and into their coochie where maybe my sperm cell can make it inside and impregnate them

 

[Teru Mikami]

By the way, it'd be impossible for a foid to get pregnant from that, from my understanding, your sperm cell would die off pretty fast and dry up and also, to impregnate a foid, you need to ejaculate inside of her to reach the egg

 

[hatepilledandrich]

Shalom IT, I hope you took your hrt today.

 

[H8mychudlife]

Fucking genius

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Shalom IT

 

[Pancakecel]

Shalom IT

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

IT bait thread

Brother you can go to jail for this shit, please be careful

i think he doesnt gaf anymore since it doxxed him
jokermaxxing

 

[antisocialcel]

nothing wrong with that

 

[SmhChan]

 

[KetamineCel]

based

 

[Lifeless]

based asf tbh

 

[XDFLAMEBOY]

IT bait thread

Brother you can go to jail for this shit, please be careful

 

[XDFLAMEBOY]

Hello IT, hopE you'Re having a magnificent day!

Let's see if they feature us, otherwise wise greets to you guys

 

[Esoteric7]

This guy don't give a fuck anymore

 

[coping_manlet]

This guy don't give a fuck anymore

I need to impregnate a foid while I am still fertile

 

[Izayacel]

High levels of Based . :feelsbased:

 

[ColderManTruce]

basedcel

 

[nystagmuscel]

By the way, it'd be impossible for a foid to get pregnant from that, from my understanding, your sperm cell would die off pretty fast and dry up and also, to impregnate a foid, you need to ejaculate inside of her to reach the egg

 

[Dolls & Gor]

It’s my best shot at reproducing at this point, ...

Your delightful anecdote reminds me of a notion I periodically examine. Are we technically a different species from them at this point?

What you're doing is not unprecedented. There are birds who lay their eggs in other species' nests and let the nest-holders raise the chicks. Off the top of my head, there are any number of interesting parasites who survive by fascinating means. [Indeed, I shall now require sweet Julie from Speechify app to read me the wiki on  parasites.]

But really. You're like a reverse cum-vampire.

 

[Emba]

Is that really my origin story dad?

 

[coping_manlet]

i think he doesnt gaf anymore since it doxxed him
jokermaxxing

IT never doxxed me idk wtf you're talking about

 

[Steiner_Atlas]

low inhib mogs me

 

[AdolfRizzler]

Based!
also brutally low inhib moggs me

 

[InMemoriam]

too funny how would you even come up with these

 

[SnakeCel]

I usually just jerk off in the men’s bathroom and clean up after myself very tidily after. But yesterday I was so desperate. The weather has been warm and my 3 foid coworkers have been wearing sundresses and heels constantly. Either that or tight skinny jeans and a laced shirt where I can see cleavage

I’ve been teased for so long, I just need to breed one of them at this point

I went into the women’s bathroom while no one was looking and jerked off and made sure I nutted all over the toilet seat. Then I used my index and middle fingers to smear the cum around on the toilet seat and lather it over as much surface area as possible

I fanned it off to help it dry and then left it there. My hope is one of my foid coworkers will sit on it while pissing or shitting and get semen on their thigh, then hopefully when they pull up their panties it will run the dried cum up and into their coochie where maybe my sperm cell can make it inside and impregnate them

It’s my best shot at reproducing at this point, I’ll need to keep doing it to ensure success however, as the likely hood of any sperm cells surviving this far are low. But with enough tries hopefully one of them will get pregnant.

Most of my coworkers are old boomers. At least you have some nice foids to look at during work hours instead of retirement-age geezers.

 

[TooSomething]

You have a MUCH better chance in the gym, if a foid leaves her clothes outside.
You could bring some of your love juice in a warm little jar and smear that on a foid's panties or pants.

Dry it a bit and go.

If you are that low inhib, it could work, in GTA III.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

IT never doxxed me idk wtf you're talking about

i have a shit memory it was somebody else

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

This is why I follow this guy. Hilarious.

 

[rapetorturekill]

You have a MUCH better chance in the gym, if a foid leaves her clothes outside.
You could bring some of your love juice in a warm little jar and smear that on a foid's panties or pants.

Dry it a bit and go.

If you are that low inhib, it could work, in GTA III.

Yes try gym locker rooms the chances are higher there but it’s also risky, if you get caught you can end up getting banned or even legal repercussions.

 

[TooSomething]

Yes try gym locker rooms the chances are higher there but it’s also risky, if you get caught you can end up getting banned or even legal repercussions.

He did once sniff the pants or panties of a foid in the locker room. LoL


He made a thread about it. Absolute low inhib mogger. Love that guy.

 

[rapetorturekill]

He did once sniff the pants or panties of a foid in the locker room. LoL


He made a thread about it. Absolute low inhib mogger. Love that guy.

Yeah i saw, it was pure gold