FACEandLMS
I Should KMS
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JUST.
FUCKING.
LOL.
TLDR:
At work, a guy was leaving so we all went to the pub to celebrate. I was talking to a 2/10 OBESE coworker who has not 2 but 3 chins -- and probably 4 stomachs. She looks like this but without the muslim headscarf:
(ignore the chat in the above pic. It's nothing to do with this thread)
I and a coworker were talking to her and what got her into the branch of STEM that we work in. I can't stress enough that this Southern Med immigrant late 20s woman was obese and was a 2/10 in looks. Having said that, while she was speaking broken English at us, I was fantasizing about kissing her, thinking: "MAYBE THIS WOMAN IS LOW SMV ENOUGH TO WANT TO DATE ME".
So she dropped it like this: "I was doing [other career] but I saw that my boyfriend was into [this STEM field] and I decided to change careers..."
NUCLEAR PILL:
NO WOMAN UNDER 40 IS SINGLE.
NONE.
JUST FUCKING NONE.
I DON'T COUNT THE PERIOD OF TIME AFTER SHE BROKE UP WITH HER LAST BOYFRIEND AND STILL HAS HIS CUM IN HER AND THE 2 WEEKS UNTIL HER NEW BOYFRIEND. THAT'S PUSSY-DETOX AT MOST. THAT IS NOT "SINGLE".
NO WOMAN IS SINGLE FOR MORE THAN A FEW DAYS. FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME.
THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL GET A GF IN 2018 IS IF YOU MOG HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND AND SHE CAN MONKEYBRANCH TO YOU.
THE RARE WOMEN WHO ARE SINGLE BRIEFLY:
- Are fucking their FWBs until their next bf comes into the picture;
- Are talking to a guy better looking than you;
- Are taking a breather from the cock carousel. Probably let her HPV get a little ventilation.
EVERY WOMAN HAS A BOYFRIEND.
HOALEE SCHITT IT'S SO FUCKING OVER. I knew every woman COULD get a boyfriend. That's redpill 101. But that every woman RIGHT NOW IS DATING A GUY, I was redpilled about it but not blackpilled. Not as much as I am now.
THERE IS NO APPROACHING DOWN. THERE IS NO DATING DOWN UNLESS YOU MOG HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND.
THIS PLANET NEEDS A METEORITE THE SIZE OF SATURN TO CAREEN INTO IT AT 8000 MPH
FUCKING.
LOL.
TLDR:
At work, a guy was leaving so we all went to the pub to celebrate. I was talking to a 2/10 OBESE coworker who has not 2 but 3 chins -- and probably 4 stomachs. She looks like this but without the muslim headscarf:
(ignore the chat in the above pic. It's nothing to do with this thread)
I and a coworker were talking to her and what got her into the branch of STEM that we work in. I can't stress enough that this Southern Med immigrant late 20s woman was obese and was a 2/10 in looks. Having said that, while she was speaking broken English at us, I was fantasizing about kissing her, thinking: "MAYBE THIS WOMAN IS LOW SMV ENOUGH TO WANT TO DATE ME".
So she dropped it like this: "I was doing [other career] but I saw that my boyfriend was into [this STEM field] and I decided to change careers..."
NUCLEAR PILL:
NO WOMAN UNDER 40 IS SINGLE.
NONE.
JUST FUCKING NONE.
I DON'T COUNT THE PERIOD OF TIME AFTER SHE BROKE UP WITH HER LAST BOYFRIEND AND STILL HAS HIS CUM IN HER AND THE 2 WEEKS UNTIL HER NEW BOYFRIEND. THAT'S PUSSY-DETOX AT MOST. THAT IS NOT "SINGLE".
NO WOMAN IS SINGLE FOR MORE THAN A FEW DAYS. FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME.
THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL GET A GF IN 2018 IS IF YOU MOG HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND AND SHE CAN MONKEYBRANCH TO YOU.
THE RARE WOMEN WHO ARE SINGLE BRIEFLY:
- Are fucking their FWBs until their next bf comes into the picture;
- Are talking to a guy better looking than you;
- Are taking a breather from the cock carousel. Probably let her HPV get a little ventilation.
EVERY WOMAN HAS A BOYFRIEND.
HOALEE SCHITT IT'S SO FUCKING OVER. I knew every woman COULD get a boyfriend. That's redpill 101. But that every woman RIGHT NOW IS DATING A GUY, I was redpilled about it but not blackpilled. Not as much as I am now.
THERE IS NO APPROACHING DOWN. THERE IS NO DATING DOWN UNLESS YOU MOG HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND.
THIS PLANET NEEDS A METEORITE THE SIZE OF SATURN TO CAREEN INTO IT AT 8000 MPH