BansBandit
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- Jun 7, 2018
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No fucking way this is real this is too good to be true
Nice LARP bro
Nice LARP bro
So i was in line to pay for my usual neet survival food (mostly sweets) and the cashier was a cute girl. In front of me was a chadlite who talked to her a bit, almost as if he knew her. Then my social anxiety kicked in and I started sweating a lot. What will she think of me when she notices the contrast of my neet being with chad? And would she notice that i ate super unhealthy? I started clenching my money in my pants I had pre-prepared (i know how much it costs because i always buy the same)
When it was my time in line, i gave her the money and it was drenched in my sweat. She said "wow thats wet as hell" and chadlite started laughing, like crazy, implying i had pissed my pants. "H-hehe yeah" was my response. I got my shit and left, but the mogging remains
Ill leave that to your imagination
Thanks, good pointYou're not a TrueNEET if you go out of your room....just order online and leave a note telling the delivery man to leave it on the door step.
its soo hard to find a good comeback i have like 3 seconds to react, I thought about it a lot in hindsightWhen she commented on the money being wet, you should have replied “Sorry, my ass always sweats when I have to wait in a line like this.