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Serious I got jewed last week (circumcised).

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WawelDragon1683

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Not gonna lie it wasn't very fun. Having some guy cut and saw your dick isn't very plesurable. The pain at first wasn't bad but after a day it was awful. My dick got so swollen it looked almost comical. Now after a week it's a bit better but still looks like shit.

This cost me my entire paycheck almost as well. I wouldn't reccomend it if you can avoid it. I had phimosis so there was no other way. I'm a true full blown goy know like the jews want but at least i should be able to hookermaxx if it heals properly.

Before it was so bad that even if a girl wanted to fuck me, my dick wouldn't even function properly , what a joke my body is.
 
why would you get circumcised as an adult
 
Nice to hear

I am 21 yo and I dont know if I was jewed

Foreskin doesnt overlap my dicks head and is always under it. However I can move it up a bit... then it goes dow immediately

Never talked with parents about it
 
A small cut for you a big victory for israel. Or is it wrong way round? My condolences.
 
My phimosis solved itself out at 18.

How old are you?
 
My foreskin completely got detached from its head when I was 13. God the erections I got back then were something to behold.
 
Hope they didnt cut ur balls.
 
i got it for free on the NHS when i was 15, and my dick went to about 8 inches then back to normal. i had pain for a month whenever anything touched the tip, jfl
 
It's over for phimosiscels
 
I was circumcised at three months old. :feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:
 
Prolly, i cant even fully enjoy my fapping sessions
How old are you? I mostly did it so i can escortmaxx so if you don't wanna do that then maybe you dont have to
 
what the fuck, you can just stretch it and most women are not even that tight, especially now of all times, it's a common complaint

have you never seen porn where a guy with phimosis gets it on
 
what the fuck, you can just stretch it and most women are not even that tight, especially now of all times
you can stratch it only to a point and i literally couldn't even pull the foreskin off.
 
I'm sorry for you loss, brocel.
 
you can stratch it only to a point and i literally couldn't even pull the foreskin off.
i feel like you would still have it if you saw this shitty porn where a guy with literally zero foreskin retraction has sex with some whore and doesn't have trouble

never getting jewed for this reason among many
 
i feel like you would still have it if you saw this shitty porn where a guy with literally zero foreskin retraction has sex with some whore and doesn't have trouble

never getting jewed for this reason among many
I tried on fleshlights and i couldn't even fuck them cause of the pain so i had to get jewed otherwise i won't ever be able to get laid for sure.
 
It’s over for you, I also have phimosis but am never gonna get circumcised
I tried on fleshlights and i couldn't even fuck them cause of the pain so i had to get jewed otherwise i won't ever be able to get laid for sure.
Weird gorilla grip fleshlight just lol, you should’ve atleast tried with a hooker first
 
Brutal, my condolences
 
For real man? When I was a child my doc told my mum I got phimosis and that they want to cut my foreskin off aswell and the same story happened to so many dudes I know, for sure all a scam. Doctors are fucking sickos, why are they so obsessed with cutting kids genitalia?

If no troll, how does it feel, the direct comparison? I would never do it ngl

Also, welcome back my man. My posts felt terribly unedited in the recent weeks
 
For real man? When I was a child my doc told my mum I got phimosis and that they want to cut my foreskin off aswell and the same story happened to so many dudes I know, for sure all a scam. Doctors are fucking sickos, why are they so obsessed with cutting kids genitalia?

If no troll, how does it feel, the direct comparison? I would never do it ngl

Also, welcome back my man. My posts felt terribly unedited in the recent weeks
I really did do it. I had to honestly. I tried stretching my foresking for the past couple of months but it didin't do much. It's true taht doctors love cutting cicks but in my case i feel liek it was actually necessary..

Overall it hurts and feels very sensitive but has only been a week and i still have fuckton of stiches on my dick rigth now,. I assume i will lose a lot of sensitivity in my dick, but i was willing to risk that fhat for having a functioning dick.

Casue as it was even if a girl wanted to fuck me i phicically could not do it.

Anyway thanks its good to be back. I thought it was permanent this time so i'm glad i'm back. I will definitely try to post less retarded shit this time around.
 
I really did do it. I had to honestly. I tried stretching my foresking for the past couple of months but it didin't do much. It's true taht doctors love cutting cicks but in my case i feel liek it was actually necessary..

Overall it hurts and feels very sensitive but has only been a week and i still have fuckton of stiches on my dick rigth now,. I assume i will lose a lot of sensitivity in my dick, but i was willing to risk that fhat for having a functioning dick.

Casue as it was even if a girl wanted to fuck me i phicically could not do it.

Anyway thanks its good to be back. I thought it was permanent this time so i'm glad i'm back. I will definitely try to post less retarded shit this time around.
Sorry to hear that your dick was defunctional. So basically you couldnt pull back the foreskin when you had a boner?
 
i was circumcised as a baby
 
Not gonna lie it wasn't very fun. Having some guy cut and saw your dick isn't very plesurable. The pain at first wasn't bad but after a day it was awful. My dick got so swollen it looked almost comical. Now after a week it's a bit better but still looks like shit.

This cost me my entire paycheck almost as well. I wouldn't reccomend it if you can avoid it. I had phimosis so there was no other way. I'm a true full blown goy know like the jews want but at least i should be able to hookermaxx if it heals properly.

Before it was so bad that even if a girl wanted to fuck me, my dick wouldn't even function properly , what a joke my body is.
:feelsahh::feelsahh::feelsahh:
 
Sorry to hear that your dick was defunctional. So basically you couldnt pull back the foreskin when you had a boner?
Yeah exactly, which put in an extremely cucked situation. Like what if i actaully managed to get a girlfriend, she would dump me the second she'd realize my dick doesn't work. I'm the lasr person who'd want to get jewed but life is shit like that. i had to.
 
Yeah exactly, which put in an extremely cucked situation. Like what if i actaully managed to get a girlfriend, she would dump me the second she'd realize my dick doesn't work. I'm the lasr person who'd want to get jewed but life is shit like that. i had to.
So you couldnt even jerk off? (btw tell me if you dont want to write this in public, no worries) But I guess if you had to do it, whatever. Sounds autistic but keep me updated, I am interested in a comparison
 
So you couldnt even jerk off? (btw tell me if you dont want to write this in public, no worries) But I guess if you had to do it, whatever. Sounds autistic but keep me updated, I am interested in a comparison
i could jerk off no problem, you don't need to pull the skin all the way when jerking off like when having sex. I'll update you tbh i doubt many incels get jewed to i can give you a blackpilled take on it instead of the usual bluepill garbage about how it's more hygienic and that every one should get jewed
 
It’s over for you, I also have phimosis but am never gonna get circumcised

My ones not that bad with some lube on its fine when I tested it on fleshlights. So im not gonna get cut fuck the jews
 
i could jerk off no problem, you don't need to pull the skin all the way when jerking off like when having sex. I'll update you tbh i doubt many incels get jewed to i can give you a blackpilled take on it instead of the usual bluepill garbage about how it's more hygienic and that every one should get jewed
tbh that shilling plus the opposite arguments against getting cut is the reason why I'd never do it. I just don't want to be as vocal about it and make you sad.. but I'd still like to hear if it sucks or if it makes no real difference. Thanks in advance man :feelsmage::feelsaww:
When I was a kid my foreskin wouldn't separate all the way from my glans, it went like 90% but stopped at the ridge. It stayed that way and the pediatricians were super adamant I needed to get circumcised. I wasn't in any pain and it worked fine I just couldn't unroll it all the way. My parents tried to get me to get circumcised but I literally fought it with everything I had, shrieking and crying until they gave in. This happened multiple times as it wouldn't retract until one day it just went when I was about 12 or so. If I hadn't fought it every time or my parents hadn't listened to me at the last minute every time I would've been circumcised for literally nothing. I remember how mortally fucking terrified I was every time they told me "ok, it has to happen now though because it just won't go..."

Fucking doctors, quacks all of them
Sick story. Out of the blue I would guess this happens to way more boys than we think. Basically anyone that had his dick touched by a doc heard this
 
My ones not that bad with some lube on its fine when I tested it on fleshlights. So im not gonna get cut fuck the jews
I think OP is just retarded, a pussy is moist and not dry jfl it probably won’t grip and rip a foreskin off
 
I think OP is just retarded, a pussy is moist and not dry jfl it probably won’t grip and rip a foreskin off
I couldn't pull the foreskin off idk how do you think i could possibly have sex with that issue.
 
Not gonna lie it wasn't very fun. Having some guy cut and saw your dick isn't very plesurable. The pain at first wasn't bad but after a day it was awful. My dick got so swollen it looked almost comical. Now after a week it's a bit better but still looks like shit.

This cost me my entire paycheck almost as well. I wouldn't reccomend it if you can avoid it. I had phimosis so there was no other way. I'm a true full blown goy know like the jews want but at least i should be able to hookermaxx if it heals properly.

Before it was so bad that even if a girl wanted to fuck me, my dick wouldn't even function properly , what a joke my body is.
"jewed":feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
same, had phimosis so needed to get jewed; taking the bandages off hurt like a bitch.
 
why would you get circumcised as an adult
This. Entire thread is just cringefuel tbh. Kys @WawelDragon1683

but yeah anyway, ive had a circumsized dick for life. And @Animecel2D tells me i’m missing out on extra pleasure. But i’ll never truly know what it feels like.
 
Fuck, I'm 24 and have phimosis. I've never bothered going to a doctor because I'm never going to get to have sex anyway :cryfeels:
 
You are an adult. You can’t legally get forced to do anything
 

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