Gutless
Cut my life into pee sez
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I got her pregnant (this is not a humblebrag thread, this is my story of ascension). Dont believe me? Look at the picture below if you dont.
We met at the snow yesterday I was dying because I got lost on a ski trip and in my last breath prayed to god and suddenly a partal opened up and she came out and saved me. The portal closed and she was trapped in our timeline she nursed me back to health but it took weeks to get back to civilization. At that point she was already pregnant (by me) and we will get married soon. Here is a picture of our unborn baby
You guys jealous?
We met at the snow yesterday I was dying because I got lost on a ski trip and in my last breath prayed to god and suddenly a partal opened up and she came out and saved me. The portal closed and she was trapped in our timeline she nursed me back to health but it took weeks to get back to civilization. At that point she was already pregnant (by me) and we will get married soon. Here is a picture of our unborn baby
You guys jealous?