JFL i got diagnosed with autism

[torujo]

two months ago i went to an autism center and the psychologist asked me a few questions like 'do you like eye contact or do you like being around people? of course i said no, im very self conscious about my looks and height, im 5'6 and i get heightmogged everywhere so now i got officially diagnosed with ((autism)) lol, what a meme illness, my parents will think that im a kv because i have autism and not because im a genetic trash

 

[Pasteleiro]

Well, people with autism are genetic trash.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

congratulations

 

[torujo]

Well, people with autism are genetic trash.

autism is a meme, i wasnt high inhib when i was a kid because i didnt know i was that ugly

 

[rockwell1488]

Funny thing is, if you had said that you enjoyed being around people then you wouldn't have been registered as a sub-human. The (((doctor))) probably gets a shekel for each person he "diagnoses". I consider autism to be nothing more than a meme, and I will continue this belief until I see proof of an "autism gene" or an "ass-burglar gene". If autism is genetic then why can't scientists prove it? I mean oh-em-gee guys it's like, the current year, and science is still guess-work and empirical observations. Might as well practise Wiccan spells

I was diagnosed with autism when I was 9 and I am now 27. I think the school principal paid the shrink to diagnose me so that the school could justify my expulsion! I out-grew all my symptoms but according to gubbermant files I am subhuman and I can never be cured LOL. Remember guys it isn't society that's sick; we are sick and society/foids are flawless.

Fun fact: I failed a programming course last year. If my brain is like a giant logic circuit then how come I didn't pass the course? Fucking ass-burglars where did you go?! I stopped being weird and recluse but I also lost my ability to sit and stare at screens for hours - when I try spergmaxxing nowadays it causes me to ragequit Visual Studio. I can't sit there all day, I actually want to be around people.

The only time I can spend 2+ hours in front of a screen is on incels.is ......... otherwise it makes me wanna

An autism diagnosis has one use: when you bash, shoot or stab someone, just tell the judge that you have ass-burglars and you only did the crime bcuz lonely and sad

 

[LebaneseCel]

Lmao. If I go for a test I'd too be diagnosed with autism. It's so easy to get labeled by this meme. (((Doctors))) only want cash.

 

[heroinfather]

can't say i am surprised

 

[Felix97]

autism is a meme, i wasnt high inhib when i was a kid because i didnt know i was that ugly

 

[Fullofhate]

two months ago i went to an autism center and the psychologist asked me a few questions like 'do you like eye contact or do you like being around people? of course i said no, im very self conscious about my looks and height, im 5'6 and i get heightmogged everywhere so now i got officially diagnosed with ((autism)) lol, what a meme illness, my parents will think that im a kv because i have autism and not because im a genetic trash

A psychologist has thought I've had NPD to BPD.

Doesn't mean it's true. It's just that you're showing a small part of what they observe.

 

[rockwell1488]

The whole idea of autism is that autistic people are weird and "different" from "normal" people. That is arbitrary. If I walked around town asking women for their numbers then I'd be exposed as a creep by feminist activists, and the Kike media would hunt me down and ruin my life, just for asking women for their numbers!

.......... but if I did the same thing in Latvia, Ukraine or Russia the chicks would be all chill.

Did you guys know that Gypsies are more likely to be diagnosed as skitzos, depending on what country they're in? In some countries if you are lively then people assume that you're a mad hatter. Also, in many countries it is considered polite to smile when you meet someone, but in Russia and eastern Europe they never smile - if you smile without reason, it means you are mad.

TL;DR copy the cultural norms even if they're shitty, otherwise you are autistic and stupid.

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

Many autists are low inhib. It's not an anxiety disorder.

Calling someone autistic is a nice way of saying that they're socially retarded. That you can't read eye contact, body language, and other social cues. JFL if you think social retardation doesn't exist.

Therapists are quacks and misdiagnose all the time though.

 

[Izayacel]

dosnt matter if your chadlite or chad

 

[FACEandLMS]

Surely you had to undergo more tests and questions than those?

 

[rockwell1488]

Many autists are low inhib. It's not an anxiety disorder.

Calling someone autistic is a nice way of saying that they're socially retarded. That you can't read eye contact, body language, and other social cues. JFL if you think social retardation doesn't exist.

Therapists are quacks and misdiagnose all the time though.

This is problematic because I read eye contact, body language and I understand workplace politics, but sometimes I just don't give a shit about Mr. Normalfag and his feelings. Last year I was so depressed that while talking to my flatmate, my face totally "spaced out" and I looked like I was staring right through him. I felt the numbness in my face. He had this hilarious look of concern on his face but it wasn't worth discussing. I mean what the fuck was I supposed to say: "I haz autism can I plz have conversation classes". I ignore inconsequential matters and move on *shrugs*

 

[Izayacel]

This is problematic because I read eye contact, body language and I understand workplace politics, but sometimes I just don't give a shit about Mr. Normalfag and his feelings. Last year I was so depressed that while talking to my flatmate, my face totally "spaced out" and I looked like I was staring right through him. I felt the numbness in my face. He had this hilarious look of concern on his face but it wasn't worth discussing. I mean what the fuck was I supposed to say: "I haz autism can I plz have conversation classes". I ignore inconsequential matters and move on *shrugs*

soon you couldnt care less

 

[Evildoer]

I believe i'm not fully NT, but don't have any diagnosis so far, besides OCD, but that's obvious i have it.

 

[FortunateMilkman]

Atleast you have an excuse now or someshit.

 

[torujo]

Surely you had to undergo more tests and questions than those?

probably not, there are a lot of normies diagnosed with autism

 

[rockwell1488]

so you couldnt care less

I don't give a shit about fake politeness when there's niggers starving in Africa and political unrest everywhere.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Were they sympathetic?

 

[Limerencel]

You're lucky. I wish I had an official diagnosis. I would get NEETbux and LDAR until I died.

 

[_incelinside]

u can get autismbucks now atleast

 

[Deleted member 2119]

It doesn't really change anything

 

[Deleted member 6470]

autism is such a joke.
I'm sure now they give you pills.

 

[rockwell1488]

autism is such a joke.
I'm sure now they give you pills.

They prescribed prozac to me when I was a kid, it made me numb and withdrawn, thereby increasing my autism level to 9.0

 

[AntiPain]

Wtf? How? You have to go through a neuropsychological test that includes an interview and intelligence tests, takes
a few sessions.
lol a few questions to determine if you have autism? Bullshit.