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I got blueballed in my dream

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This story isn’t important in any sense of the word, I just want to share. And sorry in advance, I suck at storytelling.

I had a gf in my dream. There’s a theory saying everyone I see in my dreams should exist and I must’ve seen them before, even in passing, but I’m 80% sure I’ve never seen this chick in my life.

We made plans to spend the night together, so I snuck her to my parent’s place (this house is different from the one in real life).

I brought her to a very large basement with rooms in it, I chose a big lounge room with a rolling door next to a guest bedroom because it has a big TV in it. This being a basement area, it should be free from any prying eyes since nobody goes here. I locked the door, and proceeded to have a loveydovey time.

I don’t remember what we did, but we ended up naked and I think I rubbed my dick on her pussy (which I didn’t see). I might have cummed but the dream cuts forward to where we’re both already dressed up, so I couldn’t feel any climax whatsoever.

I proceeded to watch porn on my laptop and got horny, so I looked towards my gf, but she’s already sound asleep.

Cut forward to morning, my dad is having guests come over and I’m expected to go on a lunch with them. I greeted them and went back to the previous room to alert my gf. It was then that I noticed the door wasn’t closed properly, so me locking the door the previous night wouldn’t mean jackshit. I counted myself so lucky that my parents didn’t open the fucking door last night. (I haven’t touched this rolling door at all in the morning since I must’ve teleported outside or something. Dream logic). I proceeded to close and lock the door properly this time.

Now, it’s important to note that I live in conservative county and having premarital sex is very frowned upon, and I don’t think sneaking your gf to your parent’s house is acceptable in liberal countries as well.

Our plan (or mine since she’s basically just a yes-girl) was for her to hide in the room until we’re all gone so she can just leave. No problem.

But alas, problem arises. there was some time to kill and I figured I wanted a blowjob, since such opportunity would be hard to come by in the future. So I asked her to suck my dick, but we didn’t undress. She just barely sucked on it when my mom came in to tell me to hurry up.
What the fuck? I locked the door!

But since we’re both fully clothed, it didn’t become a problem. We just pretended nothing happened and I told my mom to wait a minute. I closed and locked the door again, with a bit more strength since I figured I didn’t do something right last time, and the BJ continued. Then my dad came in and told me to hurry up and get ready.

Motherfucker, what’s wrong with this fucking lock!?

I told him that I’ll be ready in 3 minutes, and he actually started to literally count the seconds while going back upstairs. Again, I put my strength to close it and made sure to lock it properly, only this time, I can see that it can still slide halfway through. It only locked itself after it was halfway opened.

So I got naked and told my gf to do so as well so I can cum quickly. Why? Because I figured both of my parents already called me, so it would take a while for them to start bothering me again, and my dad won’t be here for another 3 minutes. So I grabbed her head with both of my hands and facefucked her.
For one second.
Until my mom went in to start yapping again. Me and my gf are both naked this time. Fuck.

On side note, it’s interesting that I could feel the blowjob and my brain can just simulate it even though I’ve never had it in my life. I’m very certain the feeling of wet soft mouth sucking on my sensitive penis is accurate.

We ended up forgoing the bj, got dressed, and I went for the lunch. My mood was really sour for the entire event. My mom said nothing about the incident because she wanted play a benevolent Buddha or something, I don’t remember her motive. Pretty sure she told my dad about it.

Come night time, the dream’s artstyle changes to “kureyon shinchan” art for some fucking reason. We’re all cartoons. I was depressed and actually contemplated suicide, to end this shit, and to teach them to shut the fuck up and give me a minute when I tell them I needed a minute (or three), but figured out I had too much to lose.

I wanted to scream and get mad at my mom, but I couldn’t since I was the one in the wrong for bringing a girl home. I wondered why my gf wouldn’t tell me how the bj with broken door wasn’t a good idea. I was mad that I didn’t play it ANY other way. I could’ve just not push for bj, I could’ve done it while holding the door. I could’ve moved to different room.

I touched a picture and the POV switched to my gf’s. She wasn’t crying but she did look sad. She was staring at the same picture that I touched while recalling a letter that I’d sent her. Turns out I had sent her a letter (actual fucking letter) with the picture asking her if she’s okay.

Unlike everyone else though, I couldn’t see what she was thinking nor feeling. Was she depressed? Was she angry at me? Was she blaming me? I was afraid that she’d be mad at me.

Then thankfully I woke up.
 
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brutal no reply pill
and dreams feel real
 
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Man thats awful
Gf dreams are always the worst to wake up from
 
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What race was she? Do you remember the clothes or the haircut?
 
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What race was she? Do you remember the clothes or the haircut?
a south east asian with pale skin, long hair. Don't remember her clothes, just regular shit people wear
 
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I've had a couple dreams where I was cucked. I woke in tears and wanting to kill myself, being cucked is one of my worst fears in life.
 
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I've had a couple dreams where I was cucked. I woke in tears and wanting to kill myself, being cucked is one of my worst fears in life.
Bet it feels really good to know it was only just a dream
 

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