I genuinely hope I’m dead before my siblings ascend

[Clavicus Vile]

Man I don’t wanna be alive when they get partners, it’s going to drive me insane knowing that I’ll never get one, will never know the soft touch of a woman. Can anyone relate who has siblings? If it happens I will slash my throat right in front of them and get blood all over them.

 

[Esoteric7]

My brother is 5 years younger and is getting married in August and keeps reminding me to attend

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

My brother is 5 years younger and is getting married in August and keeps reminding me to attend

are you going?

 

[Den66kj]

My brother is 5 years younger and is getting married in August and keeps reminding me to attend

Brutal

 

[Esoteric7]

are you going?

Still deciding. I don’t wanna get mogged and have other people give me weird looks

 

[Den66kj]

Still deciding. I don’t wanna get mogged and have other people give me weird looks

Do you still live with them?

 

[Esoteric7]

Do you still live with them?

No haven’t seen any family members since 2019

 

[Den66kj]

No haven’t seen any family members since 2019

Nice! Then you could go thERe and sabotage the wedding.

Like playing random stuff over the bluetooth speakERs. Paying cheap clowns to show up.

 

[Den66kj]

I knew someone who invited random homeless people to his brothERs wedding

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Still deciding. I don’t wanna get mogged and have other people give me weird looks

i would say def go man

just eat and drink a lot itll be fun for sure

 

[Pancakecel]

My brother is 5 years younger and is getting married in August and keeps reminding me to attend

You should just go for the free food and booze

 

[Esoteric7]

i would say def go man

just eat and drink a lot itll be fun for sure

You should just go for the free food and booze

how can I go - they’ll look at me like ‘he’s 5 years older than his brother and still hasn’t married?’

 

[foidrapist69]

It's too late for me. Probably even worse considering two of them are foids and one is 16

 

[Pancakecel]

how can I go - they’ll look at me like ‘he’s 5 years older than his brother and still hasn’t married?’

Considering its his wedding i doubt the people will care too much about you, and anyways after a few drinks you probably wont either. But i get it, seeing your sibling get married and having it rubbed in your face whilst you are rotting as a loner subhuman is shit

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

You should just go for the free food and booze

Definitely worth a couple of ten pounds for getting brutally mogged in a way you might remember for the rest of your life. It's not that expensive to buy a cake, booze and ingredients for good food like a beef stew by yourself if that's a huge deal.

 

[IncelTill.idie]

My brother is 5 years younger and is getting married in August and keeps reminding me to attend

tell him to fuck off.

 

[IncelTill.idie]

I knew someone who invited random homeless people to his brothERs wedding

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Man I don’t wanna be alive when they get partners, it’s going to drive me insane knowing that I’ll never get one, will never know the soft touch of a woman. Can anyone relate who has siblings? If it happens I will slash my throat right in front of them and get blood all over them.

Thank god I don't have any siblings.

 

[Julaybib]

its over

 

[SteelCentaur]

I've already lived through that.