Serious I gave birth to a hedgehog

[Speedloader]

It started when i was ldaring on the bed. I felt the pain. AGONIZING PAIN in my asshole. It was moving from asshole to colon and back. I almost fell but still managed to get to toilet. It took whole 20 hellish minutes to finally shit out the source of pain. When i looked into toilet the poop looked like this. Now it makes sense why the pain was so intense

Spoiler: Shits me

 

[Deleted member 19079]

I see.

 

[FinnCel]

Wtf did you eat?

 

[Speedloader]

Wtf did you eat?

Nothing unusual

 

[TheSecondComing]

I see.

no

 

[Deleted member 22907]

 

[Deleted member 21714]

Poops me

 

[Irredeemable]

Pains me

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Based

 

[Iwanttolive]

No enough fiber

 

[Deleted member 24081]

I like hedgehogs

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

stop eating small woodland critters

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Hard poops are annoying.

 

[Deleted member 21908]

Dox your hedgehog

 

[SupremeG]

 

[Speedloader]

No enough fiber

Over for lowfibercels

stop eating small woodland critters

Im not ricecels tbh ngl

brutal sonic pill

Mogs me

 

[ihaveno1]

weird way of saying that u shit tbh

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I see.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

its over for sonic octopuscels

 

[Yerberito]

 

[Numb]

just shit part of your liver theory

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Over for poopcels

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Over for poopcels

Never began tbh

 

[Anonymous MG]

pewpew

 

[Speedloader]

Fucking brutal