I fucking hate my micropenis

[5’11microppchud]

Title says it as it is. I’m 18, sub3, 5’11 (in Europe, literally hell), and have a two inch penis. Two inches when fully hard. It’s pathetically skinny, and pathetically short. I was at the doctors recently, where I was told I’m in the lowest percentile, meaning 99% of men are bigger than me. Fuck my life.

 

[basedbaumi]

Micropenis doesn’t matter if you’re a true incel.

 

[ChudCrusader]

If you're an incel, why the fuck are you worried about it? It's not like a foid is ever gonna see it anyways.

 

[ChudCrusader]

Micropenis doesn’t matter if you’re a true incel.

 

[5’11microppchud]

If you're an incel, why the fuck are you worried about it? It's not like a foid is ever gonna see it anyways.

I jerk off with two fingers and have to piss sitting down because my cock is an innie when on soft. Why would I not be annoyed

 

[doomedschizocel]

Foid worshipping to wish for a bigger penis.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

@LastGerman speak some words of wisdom to this poor young man

 

[ChudCrusader]

I jerk off with two fingers and have to piss sitting down because my cock is an innie when on soft. Why would I not be annoyed

AIght, troll.

 

[TheSecondComing]

holy grays, they never heard of something called self esteem

 

[FemcelHater]

I jerk off with two fingers and have to piss sitting down because my cock is an innie when on soft. Why would I not be annoyed

brutal

 

[RealSchizo]

Title says it as it is. I’m 18, sub3, 5’11 (in Europe, literally hell), and have a two inch penis. Two inches when fully hard. It’s pathetically skinny, and pathetically short. I was at the doctors recently, where I was told I’m in the lowest percentile, meaning 99% of men are bigger than me. Fuck my life.

I am 4 inches and cant cope with it either

 

[RealSchizo]

at least I jerk off the normal way, 2 fingers is brutal.

 

[Karlicel]

Title says it as it is. I’m 18, sub3, 5’11 (in Europe, literally hell), and have a two inch penis. Two inches when fully hard. It’s pathetically skinny, and pathetically short. I was at the doctors recently, where I was told I’m in the lowest percentile, meaning 99% of men are bigger than me. Fuck my life.

5"11??

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

I jerk off with two fingers and have to piss sitting down because my cock is an innie when on soft. Why would I not be annoyed

Brootal man, I'm sorry

 

[5’11microppchud]

I am 4 inches and cant cope with it either

I would kill for 4 inches. I literally have a micropenis, and I’m in the lowest percentile at that

 

[RealSchizo]

I would kill for 4 inches. I literally have a micropenis, and I’m in the lowest percentile at that

Your height is good though, I am 5'5. Mogs me.

 

[Karlicel]

I am 4 inches and cant cope with it either

Appart from jerking off, dicksize is irelevant as an incel.
Even if i had a perfect 10x6.5 cock, i would still be incel.
I am incel cause of my height not my dick.
I have a 7x5.25 dick but i would sacrifice 2-3 inches in length to be 2-3inches taller.

 

[Karlicel]

Your height is good though, I am 5'5. Mogs me.

5"5 is why you are incel.
i feel you as a fellow shortcel.

 

[5’11microppchud]

5"11??
View attachment 1670639

I live in Scotland. We use feet and inches here, not cm

 

[SaintSmerdyakov]

Title says it as it is. I’m 18, sub3, 5’11 (in Europe, literally hell), and have a two inch penis. Two inches when fully hard. It’s pathetically skinny, and pathetically short. I was at the doctors recently, where I was told I’m in the lowest percentile, meaning 99% of men are bigger than me. Fuck my life.

Length and girth?

 

[SaintSmerdyakov]

Title says it as it is. I’m 18, sub3, 5’11 (in Europe, literally hell), and have a two inch penis. Two inches when fully hard. It’s pathetically skinny, and pathetically short. I was at the doctors recently, where I was told I’m in the lowest percentile, meaning 99% of men are bigger than me. Fuck my life.

If you were Chad it wouldn’t matter

 

[RealSchizo]

Length and girth?

 

[SaintSmerdyakov]

View attachment 1670642

The reich should know

 

[RealSchizo]

5"5 is why you are incel.
i feel you as a fellow shortcel.

True, but dick is important too and 7 inches is a blessing dude.

 

[RealSchizo]

Id rather be 2.5 incher but 5'11 tbh

 

[Karlicel]

If you were Chad it wouldn’t matter

water

 

[SaintSmerdyakov]

water

Ja nigga

 

[Karlicel]

True, but dick is important too and 7 inches is a blessing dude.

I was your height 3 months ago.
And even now i doubt i can use my dick this or next year.
Except when i buy a prositute. At least then she will feel better i guess.
Maybe she gives me a discount jFL.

 

[Karlicel]

Ja nigga

wo kommst du her?

 

[SaintSmerdyakov]

wo kommst du her?

EUROPA (California)

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

Micropenis doesn’t matter if you’re a true incel.

Well, peeing with a small penis often can be really humiliating and it looks like an awkward little erection through pants, because it can't just rest and hang normally downwards like those "shower" ones

 

[Karlicel]

EUROPA (California)

CANRIOSO

 

[LastGerman]

and have a two inch penis. Two inches when fully hard

@LastGerman speak some words of wisdom to this poor young man

Unfortunately there is nothing to say. Only this:

View: https://youtu.be/_7XMU-our2c?t=327

 

[5’11microppchud]

Length and girth?

1.75-2 inches (4.4cm - 5cm) length and 2-2.5 inches (5-6.35 cm) girth.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Unfortunately there is nothing to say. Only this:

View: https://youtu.be/_7XMU-our2c?t=327

fantastic game btw. More simplistic yugioh was best yugioh. If u dove deep I heard peak era of yugioh was like 2008-2014
but what happened with having over 10 thousand cards was infinite looping combo slop
where a single turn would be 5 minutes long. Add card to graveyard, trigger condition, draw card, place card, trigger condition, add card to graveyard, remove card from graveyard, stuff like this for 5 minutes straight.

 

[LastGerman]

Appart from jerking off, dicksize is irelevant as an incel.
Even if i had a perfect 10x6.5 cock, i would still be incel.
I am incel cause of my height not my dick.
I have a 7x5.25 dick but i would sacrifice 2-3 inches in length to be 2-3inches taller.

You have a 7x5.25 inch penis and you say that it is irrelevant or at least allude to it. It is always the same pattern. Someone comes to such a thread just to say or allude to it that it does not matter and then proceeds and say that he has a 7 inch penis.

@TooSomething @BasedGoyslopReviews

 

[5’11microppchud]

You have a 7x5.25 inch penis and you say that it is irrelevant or at least allude to it. It is always the same pattern. Someone comes to such a thread just to say or allude to it that it does not matter and then proceeds and say that he has a 7 inch penis.

@TooSomething @BasedGoyslopReviews

“Size doesn’t matter bro but here’s my 7 inch cock”

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

1.75-2 inches (4.4cm - 5cm) length and 2-2.5 inches (5-6.35 cm) girth.

genuine medical micropenis? thats awful man
i dont even know what to say. find cope in the fact your face wont get you far enough to have girls openly laugh and run or scream and run if you got them to bedroom

 

[Karlicel]

You have a 7x5.25 inch penis and you say that it is irrelevant or at least allude to it. It is always the same pattern. Someone comes to such a thread just to say or allude to it that it does not matter and then proceeds and say that he has a 7 inch penis.

@TooSomething @BasedGoyslopReviews

i could have a perfect 10x6.5-7 penis yet i would get 0 pussy so it is irrelavant.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Appart from jerking off, dicksize is irelevant as an incel.
Even if i had a perfect 10x6.5 cock, i would still be incel.
I am incel cause of my height not my dick.
I have a 7x5.25 dick but i would sacrifice 2-3 inches in length to be 2-3inches taller.

you're a foid level cunt for coming to a dickcel thread to humblebrag
go get LL surgery sounds like it would fix 90% of uir problems

 

[5’11microppchud]

genuine medical micropenis? thats awful man
i dont even know what to say. find cope in the fact your face wont get you far enough to have girls openly laugh and run or scream and run if you got them to bedroom

Yup. Lowest percentile of micropenis too, meaning most men who also have a micropenis are still bigger than me.

You’re right though, at least my face is so actually repulsive I’ll never have to experience a woman laughing at it.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

i could have a perfect 10x6.5-7 penis yet i would get 0 pussy so it is irrelavant.

wrong again. At extreme end of size u could make an adult socials page, mask ur face if u have to, make an identity aruond your oversized dick, and foids would want to collab. Many cases like this. Onlyfans whores or something wanting to make videos or just horny hags

 

[Karlicel]

you're a foid level cunt for coming to a dickcel thread to humblebrag
go get LL surgery sounds like it would fix 90% of uir problems

I did.
Yet i still have a long way to go and even then its still 90% over.
I didnt wanna humble brag. I just told him he is incel cause of his height not his dick.
If you read my posts i also wrote that as long as you can jerk of it is not a porblem.
The OP obviously has a microdick but is 5"11.
Obviously for him it matters much more so he should get it fixed by surgerys. At 5"11 you are a normie.

 

[TooSomething]

You have a 7x5.25 inch penis and you say that it is irrelevant or at least allude to it. It is always the same pattern. Someone comes to such a thread just to say or allude to it that it does not matter and then proceeds and say that he has a 7 inch penis.

@TooSomething @BasedGoyslopReviews

It is funny how so many incels here deny the dick pill but all agree ok the height pill.

This gaslighter has more girth than I have length ... .

 

[Karlicel]

wrong again. At extreme end of size u could make an adult socials page, mask ur face if u have to, make an identity aruond your oversized dick, and foids would want to collab. Many cases like this. Onlyfans whores or something wanting to make videos or just horny hags

sure bro.
Maybe if you are this 1 in a million guy. But for geniuine attraction it doesnt matter.
At best you have a free escort service. Discount on escorts is what onlyfans whores literally are.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

so he should get it fixed by surgerys.

theres surgeries to fix micropenis? as in full penile transplant? isnt that still a medical grey area

 

[GreerTech Creations]

Title says it as it is. I’m 18, sub3, 5’11 (in Europe, literally hell), and have a two inch penis. Two inches when fully hard. It’s pathetically skinny, and pathetically short. I was at the doctors recently, where I was told I’m in the lowest percentile, meaning 99% of men are bigger than me. Fuck my life.

Galatea v3 doesn't care about how long it is

Galatea v3 Series

greertech.neocities.org

 

[AtlasVmad]

5"11??
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That's Europe's 5'7 , I'm 5'10 and have been constantly humiliated by my family for it , only time I interacted with a foid in the past 3 years she pointed it out , anything below 6'4 in Europe is just manlet size

 

[5’11microppchud]

That's Europe's 5'7 , I'm 5'10 and have been constantly humiliated by my family for it , only time I interacted with a foid in the past 3 years she pointed it out , anything below 6'4 in Europe is just manlet size

5’11 is literally the average height in Scotland where I live. Thought it feels like everyone I see is taller than me.

 

[5’11microppchud]

It is funny how so many incels here deny the dick pill but all agree ok the height pill.

This gaslighter has more girth than I have length ... .

It’s just sad. “Size doesn’t matter” but he feels the need to brag about his 7 inch cock. Cool.