Autismus Maximus
Homó désperatus irretitus in imperió putrescente
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Even in my pity autism job I have to deal with corporate bullshit. Corporate requires us to "keep learning" in our job, so we're sent to these mind rending presentations about shit maybe 1 or 2 people in the room actually need to know. I thought I was done with this shit after high school, but here I am, thinking that I'd rather be in a car accident than having to sit in a hard plastic chair for 7 FUCKING HOURS listening to a fucking info dump about some fucking law. They could give us a summary of the law, but no, we have to be told EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DETAIL AS IF IT MATTERED. WHO CARES ABOUT DEPARTMENTS THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK IN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? WHO THE FUCK EVEN REMEMBERS A THIRD OF THAT SHIT WHEN THEY PLOP THEIR ASS INTO THE SEAT OF THEIR CAR?
And then there's the fucking foids, the majority of my company is toilets, the rest is feminized men who think their pencil pushing job is the most important thing on planet Earth. So these fucking foids sit there like perfect little school children, frantically taking notes and listening like their lives depended on it, and when they talk about their gay little projects, they talk about it as if it was their child. YOU'RE PUSHING PENCILS YOU RETARDED CUNT! OUR COMPANY PROVIDES A SERVICE FOR OTHER COMPANIES THAT THEIR OWN HIRING DEPARTMENTS COULD DO JUST AS FUCKING WELL!
But the worst, the fucking WORST Is when the presentation is held by one of those cunts, and they decide to structure it like a F U C K I N G KINDERGARTEN CLASS. "So everyone introduce yourself and tell us what you do teehee." "Now everyone write on a piece of paper what you think our company stands for teehee." SHIT LIKE THAT. WHY? WHY MUST YOU WASTE MY TIME LIKE THIS? I COULD BE SITTING AT HOME AND JERKING OFF RIGHT NOW AND IT WOULD BE MORE PRODUCTIVE YOU SHIT FUCK HORSE COCK COW ASS HYPER CUNT!
I fucking swear, if this job didn't pay so well I'd have left for greener pastures long ago.
And then there's the fucking foids, the majority of my company is toilets, the rest is feminized men who think their pencil pushing job is the most important thing on planet Earth. So these fucking foids sit there like perfect little school children, frantically taking notes and listening like their lives depended on it, and when they talk about their gay little projects, they talk about it as if it was their child. YOU'RE PUSHING PENCILS YOU RETARDED CUNT! OUR COMPANY PROVIDES A SERVICE FOR OTHER COMPANIES THAT THEIR OWN HIRING DEPARTMENTS COULD DO JUST AS FUCKING WELL!
But the worst, the fucking WORST Is when the presentation is held by one of those cunts, and they decide to structure it like a F U C K I N G KINDERGARTEN CLASS. "So everyone introduce yourself and tell us what you do teehee." "Now everyone write on a piece of paper what you think our company stands for teehee." SHIT LIKE THAT. WHY? WHY MUST YOU WASTE MY TIME LIKE THIS? I COULD BE SITTING AT HOME AND JERKING OFF RIGHT NOW AND IT WOULD BE MORE PRODUCTIVE YOU SHIT FUCK HORSE COCK COW ASS HYPER CUNT!
I fucking swear, if this job didn't pay so well I'd have left for greener pastures long ago.