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I fucking ascended

KILL YOURSELF FAKECEL ASS FAILED NORMIEFAG:lasereyes::lasereyes::reeeeee::feelsree::feelsping::feelsping:
 
this nigger must been cucked at least 2 hundred times by now
 
Users on here really cant be happy for a brocel ascending. True crabs in a bucket
 
Users on here really cant be happy for a brocel ascending. True crabs in a bucket
"Got a girlfriend (we are kissing passionately and cuddle btw)"

Hey, my currently starving homeless friend! I just came here to tell you that I'm not homeless anymore. I bought two cars, and ate at high end french restaurant yesterday! If fact I'm going there again today.

Homeless friend, gets rightfully upset.

@Spongebozz, a fucking moron: Why u can't be happy for ur friend bro?
 
Bully for you
 
Well good for OP I guess but if one ascends they should have the decency to ask for a ban from a mod and leave the reason blank rather than rub it in the rest of our faces.
 
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why yes of course
 
"Got a girlfriend (we are kissing passionately and cuddle btw)"

Hey, my currently starving homeless friend! I just came here to tell you that I'm not homeless anymore. I bought two cars, and ate at high end french restaurant yesterday! If fact I'm going there again today.

Homeless friend, gets rightfully upset.

@Spongebozz, a fucking moron: Why u can't be happy for ur friend bro?
You got a point, that he bragged and rubbed it in our face. But literally everyone who announces his ascension here, no matter how much work he would put into it, gets called names and accused of being a fakecel
 
If we ban everyone who ascends we lose some of our most loyal supporters.
What the fuck are you talking about, retard? Do you understand the point of this forum?
 
Users on here really cant be happy for a brocel ascending. True crabs in a bucket
I kinda see their sentiment when it's a youngcel. I'm sorry but I just can't accept a sub-22yo as an incel. 22 is kinda the age when you done with college or you are well into wagies life, so you can finally claim to be truly incel.
 
But literally everyone who announces his ascension here, no matter how much work he would put into it, gets called names and accused of being a fakecel
That's like saying that "everyone who announces his murder here, no matter how much work he would put into it, gets called names and accused of being a murderer".
Do you read what you write?
 
I kinda see their sentiment when it's a youngcel. I'm sorry but I just can't accept a sub-22yo as an incel. 22 is kinda the age when you done with college or you are well into wagies life, so you can finally claim to be truly incel.
I disagree on that. If you are 18 years old and have 0 sexual experience it's most likely ovER for you as that's the age where yoh finish high school. By that time women expect men to have sexual experience
 
I disagree on that. If you are 18 years old and have 0 sexual experience it's most likely ovER for you as that's the age where yoh finish high school. By that time women expect men to have sexual experience
Maybe this is true now. I am Millennial and this hasn't been my experience. I've witnessed many MTN+ guys ascend in teenage years, but I've also seen many LTN/MTN ascend into their early 20s up to their early 30s. In some cases I've even seen sub-4 guys ascend in their 20s, but they were all heavily NT.
 
I would probs ascend if I was a 2 or 3 out of 10, unfortunately I'm 5ft tall which automatically makes me 1.5/10 with me only able to mog paraplegics and down syndrome dudes.
 
Maybe this is true now. I am Millennial and this hasn't been my experience. I've witnessed many MTN+ guys ascend in teenage years, but I've also seen many LTN/MTN ascend into their early 20s up to their early 30s. In some cases I've even seen sub-4 guys ascend in their 20s, but they were all heavily NT.
NTpill destrioyed me :feelsrope:

Its so brutal because there is no cure for being non NT
 
Ya should slit your wrists & remember to cut deep.
 
I disagree on that. If you are 18 years old and have 0 sexual experience it's most likely ovER for you as that's the age where yoh finish high school. By that time women expect men to have sexual experience
Agreed. Don’t know why so many people fail to realize that if you have no experience by 18, you’re fucked. Do they not realize that women WILL judge you like crazy for your lack of experience? Do they not realize that after age 18 normie men will bully you if they realize you are KHHV? I have to walk on eggshells when interacting with normie men just to steer conversations away from relationships and I need to think fast to change the subject when they ask me what the relationships I’ve had were like (normie men automatically assume everyone your age already had relationships, yet another blackpill). Also, they fail to understand that missing teen love during your formative years messes you up for life even if you ascend later on, since teenage love is an ESSENTIAL developmental milestone, and missing it causes your brain to never develop fully into a well rounded adult.
 
When you have a girlfriend and you're smart, you know you'll get cucked, you don't know when but you know it'll happen.
 
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only 2 years old and most users ITT are banned or deleted. brutal
 
He’s probably been cheated on by now :feelskek:
 
Users on here really cant be happy for a brocel ascending. True crabs in a bucket
Thats because he was rubbing it in our faces and being a cunt
 
Let us the edit the names of the fakecels that ascended pls
 
This guy was on here for 4 years what a fucking rat
 
full
I should make a version of this where the guy is holding hands with a woman in a skirt
 
I hope he got cheated on and is raising Tyrone's kids.
 
Thats because he was rubbing it in our faces and being a cunt
Yeah, changed my mind about my post. He definitely humblebragged
 
The journey ends here, no more an incel. Got a girlfriend (we are kissing passionately and cuddle btw), so it was a fun ride guys.

Hope you guys will ascend too.
IMG 0997
 
moves this to sewers
 
Haha I did a copypasta of this guys thread once
 
You can see him shaming in the replies. Why do men who get girlfriends automatically change their personalities & become huge simps?
 

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