SuicideFuel My retarded ass manager asks me if i have a girl

[UglyDumbass]

Got asked the same shit by someone else and i fucking hate these questions. Normies like them know that we don’t got a girl. They ask this cuz there stupid egos get boosted by hearing that we got no girlfriend cuz it makes them feel better about themself. I hate being asked these questions and when you say no they give the “yeah no shit” face too. Tf do you guys say when they ask this question

 

[slashER]

i fucking hate it when someone asks me a question like that, when they obviously know the answer is evidently no...

it's usually my family so i can't punch them in the face inmediatly afterwards

 

[IceMan2000]

When this question comes up you have to ALWAYS LIE. If normies need to ask, then that means it isnt obvious to them and it gives you an opportunity to lie. Use that or refer to your "ex" that moved somewhere and be vague about something happening between the two of you. But never be honest, because they will use this information against you.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

it's ok, managers will eventually become a defunct profession because of all the foids in the workforce

managers can't do anything to make modern foids efficient, focused or disciplined

there is no point to having them at all

 

[notOVER_yet2]

Just say you broke up recently and shit, over if you say youre an incel

 

[Chang.Beijing]

When this question comes up you have to ALWAYS LIE. If normies need to ask, then that means it isnt obvious to them and it gives you an opportunity to lie. Use that or refer to your "ex" that moved somewhere and be vague about something happening between the two of you. But never be honest, because they will use this information against you.

No they’re mocking you as @UglyDumbass says

 

[Shitskin=Shitlife]

You should just be able to report this shit

 

[IceMan2000]

No they’re mocking you as @UglyDumbass says

You need to have a bit of discernment when it comes to using that technique. If they're making fun of you, then it never began. If they really are curious then do it.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

When this question comes up you have to ALWAYS LIE. If normies need to ask, then that means it isnt obvious to them and it gives you an opportunity to lie. Use that or refer to your "ex" that moved somewhere and be vague about something happening between the two of you. But never be honest, because they will use this information against you.

Exactly. One time, a normie guy I know was bragging about how good his wife is to me, and then he asked me if I had a loving girlfriend like that too. Of course, I didn’t say I never had a gf, but couldn’t easily lie that I did either because then he’d ask to see pictures of her, so I came up with a solution fast. I just told him, I don’t have a serious relationship at the moment, and that basically made him think I have had girlfriends before and am only temporarily single. He totally believed it and just accepted it as that.

You never let it on you are KHHV or they will use it against you.

 

[Emba]

I'm glad I don't have a ass manager!

I'd never get any shit done!

 

[VideoGameCoper]

No they’re mocking you as @UglyDumbass says

Not always man. One time, a normie I know was telling me about his wife and how good she is. He then asked me if I had a loving girlfriend like that, and I just said, “Not at the moment”. There was no malice behind him asking this. It was a genuine question, and this guy totally believed my response too. Sometimes lying is essential when it comes to this

 

[VideoGameCoper]

I'm glad I don't have a ass manager!

I'd never get any shit done!

 

[IceMan2000]

Of course, I didn’t say I never had a gf, but couldn’t easily lie that I did either because then he’d ask to see pictures of her, so I came up with a solution fast. I just told him, I don’t have a serious relationship at the moment, and that basically made him think I have had girlfriends before and am only temporarily single.

Same. I'm too paranoid that they'll ask for pics so I always allude to having been in a relationship in the past at some point. Its never failed me

Yet

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Same. I'm too paranoid that they'll ask for pics so I always allude to having been in a relationship in the past at some point. Its never failed me

Yet

Hope it never fails for either of us. I do the same thing, and they never ask for pics, luckily. If they do ask for pics, I’ll just tell them that it’s none of their business and I do not have to share details of my personal life with them.

I wanna escortmaxx at least once when I can afford to travel to a legal area so I could more convincingly say I had a relationship and give me the satisfaction of not being KHHV at this age, which means a lot. Then, if they asks if I had a relationship, I could truthfully say I had a short term relationship

 

[IceMan2000]

If they do ask for pics, I’ll just tell them that it’s none of their business and I do not have to share details of my personal life with them.

: Do you have a girlfriend?


: No, my ex had to move to a different <place> because of <reason>.


: You have pics of your girlfriend?


: Darn, I left them on my old phone. I bought this phone a couple of months ago (lie).


:....


:....


: Ok





If they ever did ask for pics, this is a response that I would imagine would suffice
Giving it a thought, I might make a profile off some generic looking whores tiktok and make a fake Instagram account with that as proof

 

[VideoGameCoper]

: Do you have a girlfriend?


: No, my ex had to move to a different <place> because of <reason>.


: You have pics of your girlfriend?


: Darn, I left them on my old phone. I bought this phone a couple of months ago (lie).


:....


:....


: Ok





If they ever did ask for pics, this is a response that I would imagine would suffice
Giving it a thought, I might make a profile off some generic looking whores tiktok and make a fake Instagram account with that as proof

I wouldn’t even try to make a fake account. Just the response seems good enough. They’d have a rough time actually proving you are lying and wouldn’t likely waste their time trying.

 

[UglyDumbass]

When this question comes up you have to ALWAYS LIE. If normies need to ask, then that means it isnt obvious to them and it gives you an opportunity to lie. Use that or refer to your "ex" that moved somewhere and be vague about something happening between the two of you. But never be honest, because they will use this information against you.

I did lie before to another coworker I said i had one but broke up with her . He just kept asking me more fucking questions. He asked if i had sex with her, what did i do with her, why did i break up etc. Thank god that guy got suspended lmfao. He apparently got called out for dating a 17 year old foid and then started calling some black guy a nigga and i heard from others that he made someone uncomfortable. Bro got what he deserved

Just say you broke up recently and shit, over if you say youre an incel

i did to another coworker before. Basically what i wrote at the top of ur message that i quoted

You should just be able to report this shit

report him for asking if i had a girlfriend isn’t gonna do anything It makes me sound petty and people will try to twist it in a way that makes it seem not hostilej

: Do you have a girlfriend?


: No, my ex had to move to a different <place> because of <reason>.


: You have pics of your girlfriend?


: Darn, I left them on my old phone. I bought this phone a couple of months ago (lie).


:....


:....


: Ok





If they ever did ask for pics, this is a response that I would imagine would suffice
Giving it a thought, I might make a profile off some generic looking whores tiktok and make a fake Instagram account with that as proof

just say you broke up and deleted the photos cuz it made you feel like shit and you wanted to move on

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Whenever I get asked this stupid question, I make sure to make eye contact with the person and respond "I'm 5'3." and watch their reaction as they realize what I think of their moronic question.

It's either that or I'll look at them and tell them "No, I hate women" and then move on with my day.

 

[Lurkercel_678]

Got asked the same shit by someone else and i fucking hate these questions. Normies like them know that we don’t got a girl. They ask this cuz there stupid egos get boosted by hearing that we got no girlfriend cuz it makes them feel better about themself. I hate being asked these questions and when you say no they give the “yeah no shit” face too. Tf do you guys say when they ask this question

I ER, but in all seriousness: I just ignore them

 

[InternalJizzz]

I usually would say that i’m talking to someone but it fell off. or just a straight “no”