It's Over i fucked up

[xmiserablesoul]

i drank too much coffee and my heart feels like its about to burst out of my chest rn

 

[FaceWithNoEyes]

Coffee tastes like shit and is toxic for your body.

 

[xmiserablesoul]

Coffee tastes like shit and is toxic for your body.

thanks man, its like telling an alcoholic that alcohol is bad for them

 

[Starfish]

i might get diabetes

 

[xmiserablesoul]

i might get diabetes

thats genetic

 

[Skelly]

Coffee tastes like shit

opinion

is toxic for your body.

no

 

[nice_try]

Coffee tastes like shit and is toxic for your body.

Where did you get that from? Source?
As far as I know is coffee perfectly fine as long as you don't drink too much. It's a product of nature after all and not some artificial chemical cocktail like energy drinks.

 

[xmiserablesoul]

Where did you get that from? Source?
As far as I know is coffee perfectly fine as long as you don't drink too much. It's a product of nature after all and not some artificial chemical cocktail like energy drinks.

he read it on reddit

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

Adhdcel trait: coffee does nothing to you

 

[Trident]

i love coffee taste and smell

 

[RealSchizo]

Where did you get that from? Source?
As far as I know is coffee perfectly fine as long as you don't drink too much. It's a product of nature after all and not some artificial chemical cocktail like energy drinks.

shut up you fag

 

[Charlie Kirk Koala]

Coffee tastes like shit and is toxic for your body.

So true. And it cause withdrawal and brain damage. Is for masochists.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Espresso ?

 

[Charlie Kirk Koala]

Where did you get that from? Source?
As far as I know is coffee perfectly fine as long as you don't drink too much. It's a product of nature after all and not some artificial chemical cocktail like energy drinks.

Muh nature. Cyanide is also natural jfl.

 

[xmiserablesoul]

So true. And it cause withdrawal and brain damage. Is for masochists.

shut up animal abuser

 

[Charlie Kirk Koala]

shut up animal abuser

Cucked faggot soy catlover.

 

[Lonelyus]

i drank too much coffee and my heart feels like its about to burst out of my chest rn

ive done that a few times, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!

 

[Icarus]

I like Gatorade

 

[user2]

i love coffee taste and smell

I only like the smell

 

[xmiserablesoul]

Cucked faggot soy catlover.

ok GrAY

 

[Charlie Kirk Koala]

ok GrAY

Niggart you joined like 2 weeks ago stfu jfl.

 

[FumoCum]

The only coffee i drank tasted the same way wet tree bark smells like. It's an okay bitter scent, but awful taste. Maybe i'ts because i drank shit coffee, but for now coffee sucks and i don't really feel like caffeine does anything for me anyway. Try to lay down and calm down by taking deep breaths to slow down your heart rate and try to not think too much about it afterward.

 

[FaceWithNoEyes]

Where did you get that from? Source?
As far as I know is coffee perfectly fine as long as you don't drink too much. It's a product of nature after all and not some artificial chemical cocktail like energy drinks.

It spikes your cortisol levels and the only reason you “feel energy” from drinking it is due to increasing the adrenaline levels in your body. Humans aren’t meant to consume coffee. It’s literally toxic bean soup. We are meant to drink animal blood or raw milk.

Cortisol responses to mental stress, exercise, and meals following caffeine intake in men and women - PMC

Caffeine elevates cortisol secretion, and caffeine is often consumed in conjunction with exercise or mental stress. The interactions of caffeine and stress on cortisol secretion have not been explored adequately in women. We measured cortisol levels ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Effects of mental workload and caffeine on catecholamines and blood pressure compared to performance variations

Caffeine is characterised as a central nervous system stimulant, also affecting metabolic and cardiovascular functions. A number of studies have demon…

www.sciencedirect.com

 

[nice_try]

It spikes your cortisol levels and the only reason you “feel energy” from drinking it is due to increasing the adrenaline levels in your body. Humans aren’t meant to consume coffee. It’s literally toxic bean soup. We are meant to drink animal blood or raw milk.

Cortisol responses to mental stress, exercise, and meals following caffeine intake in men and women - PMC

Caffeine elevates cortisol secretion, and caffeine is often consumed in conjunction with exercise or mental stress. The interactions of caffeine and stress on cortisol secretion have not been explored adequately in women. We measured cortisol levels ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Effects of mental workload and caffeine on catecholamines and blood pressure compared to performance variations

Caffeine is characterised as a central nervous system stimulant, also affecting metabolic and cardiovascular functions. A number of studies have demon…

www.sciencedirect.com

I mean, of course it increases cortisol and maybe adrenaline a bit, it's a stimulant afterall, but not a drastic or toxic amount.
Going out in public and seeing half naked bitches probably increases my cortisol/adrenalin more than a cup a coffee ...