I've had diarrhea all week. I think it's because I ate Taco Bell. I was rushing to the public restroom. I almost didn't make it in time. I almost shit myself. It was one of those family restrooms in Walmart that are single use and can be used by both females and males. After I finished taking a dump, I didn't flush it as a fuck you to society. The room was filled with the nasty scent because I didn't flush it. I dug the restroom trash can. I found a bloody tampon. I lick it. I felt iron deficient because I donate blood, so this was good for me. I did this because it touched vagina. I brought it home with me.
