I forgot to pray to Yakub today, will I die?

[Ika-Sama]

Yakub is very strict when it comes to prayer rituals. If you forget your sacrifice or even show up a second late, there will be mass consequences. I'm afraid for my family and my anus, because Yakub punishes his followers with ass raping demons if they disobey him. I'M SORRY YAKUB, PLEASE FORGIVE MY TRANSGRESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Yes

 

[Ika-Sama]

Yes

 

[Waco]

I just came in to say that you should be careful, chris chan has escaped prison.
Praise Yakub.

 

[Ika-Sama]

H̴͉̰͕̺̻̜͗̍E̷̲̺̝̦̰̓̽̇̈̕̚ ̵̣͆̉I̵̤̓̑̊̇͒S̴̻̜̦̝̃͐̏͝ ̴̝̯̻̜̎̀Ḍ̷̅͗͒I̶̘̹̔͋̅͆͑̕S̷̳͐͌̌P̴̱̗̜̼̖͌L̷̖̱̮͙̜̅̈́E̷̛̱̬̦̭̝͒A̶̝̟̮̱̒̿S̶̺̪̪̿̋̀́̇̀Ẹ̴̩̙̼̏̋͌̓̍̓ͅͅḐ̷̤̗͂ ̶̭̩̐̽́͝͠W̴̧̘̮̳͛Ḭ̷͍̲̃̑̈́T̴̘͎́́̽̀͊̂H̷̜͝ ̷͍̉̉̍͆Y̵̧̪̙͎̐̓́O̵̧̡̬̝̺̠͒͋Ù̵̢̢̩͕͔̤̈́,̸̬̮̯̲͚̆͑ ̴̰͑̃̌͝Ḧ̸͖͇̘̟͙͙́̽͛͠Ì̵̛͚̯̭S̸͉̺͕͓̳̼̾͆͗ ̴̠̙̰͎̙̏͊͌̇͘U̷̪̮̦̳͒͑̾́͘͜N̷̫͙̦̰̝̗͗F̵̝̥͒̂̐̾̚A̷̼̣͌͗̈́̈́̂͒İ̷͍̭̲̻͎̭T̴̘̺̜̰̜͗́̒̑͋́͜H̶̡̖̻̜̣̓͊͂͘F̵̜̱̜̬͖͇̈́̌U̶̢̖̙͋̚L̴͇̾̚͝ ̶̮̅̃D̶̮̲̅̎͒̏I̴͈̬̟̘̣̿̀̅̌́S̴̜̙̥̺͎̮͐͗̒́̏C̶̭͍̰̞̯̃̓͝͝Í̵̞̊̈́̀͋P̶̪̭͎̭͂͌͜Ḷ̶̡̮͒̆ͅE̷̢̡̝͖̳͋̋͜

 

[Ika-Sama]

I just came in to say that you should be careful, chris chan has escaped prison.
Praise Yakub.

Where should I hide?

 

[Waco]

Where should I hide?

Do you have a basement or an attic in your house?

 

[Ika-Sama]

Do you have a basement or an attic in your house?

ye, I have a Attic.

 

[hateful insul]

you can prevent the ass raping demons by putting a butt plug

 

[Lonely]

Yakub isn't even a God JFL

 

[Sexless incel]

I hope so

 

[Ika-Sama]

Yakub isn't even a God JFL

Says who?

 

[Waco]

ye, I have a Attic.

Lock yourself in it. Bring any weapon that is able to quickly kill a man, bring food and water supplies and pray to Yakub.

 

[Lonely]

Says who?

Yakub means Jacob

 

[Ika-Sama]

Yakub means Jacob

That's something a Albinoid freak would say.

 

[Lonely]

That's something a Albinoid freak would say.

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