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I find it hard to believe that sex is real, despite being an escortcel

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It's just so bizarre to me that it's something that actually happens. Putting your cock inside a foid's body. Tbh even kissing seems so otherworldly to me. I think it's because whenever I visit a whore i'm only there for 30 mins (including shower, getting undressed and dressed again and talking). The entire time i'm just thinking about how I need to do every position available before time runs out and because of that after I leave it feels like a dream. I can't imagine how heavenly it would be to spend the night with a foid and not having to worry about the time or the money I spent on getting to fuck her.
I did basically everything except for getting my ass licked because that'd be kinda weird (no offense to @PPEcel ). And somehow I can't even really describe the feeling at all. Maybe I was hallucinating the whole time.

Anyway I can't waste any more money on escortcelling so it'll remain nothing but a dream until I ascend... if that ever happens.
 
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Yep sex is only for black men. White bois like bummerdrummer cant have it
 
Yep sex is only for black men. White bois like bummerdrummer cant have it
Bummerdrummer married a half black half Jewish Stacy. That's why he left.
 
i dont tbh, its not that crazy to believe it happens
 
Don't do 30mins meets lol

Sex isn't supposed to be a checklist where you try every single position

That takes the enjoyment out of it
 
It's just so bizarre to me that it's something that actually happens. Putting your cock inside a foid's body. Tbh even kissing seems so otherworldly to me. I think it's because whenever I visit a whore i'm only there for 30 mins (including shower, getting undressed and dressed again and talking). The entire time i'm just thinking about how I need to do every position available before time runs out and because of that after I leave it feels like a dream. I can't imagine how heavenly it would be to spend the night with a foid and not having to worry about the time or the money I spent on getting to fuck her.
I did basically everything except for getting my ass licked because that'd be kinda weird (no offense to @PPEcel ). And somehow I can't even really describe the feeling at all. Maybe I was hallucinating the whole time.

Anyway I can't waste any more money on escortcelling so it'll remain nothing but a dream until I ascend... if that ever happens.
wait do you make out with the prostitute?
 
Don't do 30mins meets lol

Sex isn't supposed to be a checklist where you try every single position

That takes the enjoyment out of it
Don't have the money to do longer tbh.

wait do you make out with the prostitute?
I did once and I also licked her pussy (yeah, yeah, I know.) I was horny tho.
 
Don't do 30mins meets lol
Why? Is not better to fuck two women for 30 mins than one for 60 mins for the same price?

Here 30 mins is 100 and 60 mins 200 euros, so it is exactly double. I would never even consider paying for 60 minutes.
 
You can't be seriously comparing escortcel sex with the sex Chad gets from Stacy, did oxygen fail to reach ur brain when u were born?
 
Sex is jewish psyops created to turn men into simps
 
You can't be seriously comparing escortcel sex with the sex Chad gets from Stacy, did oxygen fail to reach ur brain when u were born?
:lul: Probably. Escort sex is mostly shitty, rushed, and expensive
 
Chads will get to experience this but never us :feelsbadman:
 
Chads will get to experience this but never us :feelsbadman:
The low-tier norman fucking my oneitis who also fucked her 6’0 gigastacy model sister will too.
 
The low-tier norman fucking my oneitis who also fucked her 6’0 gigastacy model sister will too.
Gigastacy as well?:waitwhat: There must be something to this Norman
 
Sex is older than the Jews
Give me a proof. That's another fabricated jewish lie to throw ppl off. I know them too well to fall for this trick.
 
Give me a proof. That's another fabricated jewish lie to throw ppl off. I know them too well to fall for this trick.
Bc sex is as old as mammals exist
 
Don't do 30mins meets lol

Sex isn't supposed to be a checklist where you try every single position

That takes the enjoyment out of it
Escorting is awkward though I understand what OP is trying to convey. You are constantly aware of being on the clock. I've said multiple times that despite having escorted multiple times I still feel like a virgin.

Imo rather than fucking hookers it's better to just go get a chink massage with a happy ending. Just lie back and let some petite chink woman play around with you. More enjoyable imo and for anyone here that doesn't want to waste their virginity on a hooker you technically aren't losing it.
 
Gigastacy as well?:waitwhat: There must be something to this Norman
Nah, I see low-tier normies fucking way above their looksmatch all the time. They're always NT and popular though.
 
Don't do 30mins meets lol

Sex isn't supposed to be a checklist where you try every single position

That takes the enjoyment out of it

I actually did that in the beginning, once you've tried everything (including thewesomes, € 60,- in the Netherlands) you realise what you like and don't like.

I agree with the OP, it feels just so surreal every time it happens, like it's "too good to actually be true". I so envy Noncels, I want to be one of them so badly, why has life treated me like this? I just want someone to hold. :fuk::fuk::fuk:
 
Nah, I see low-tier normies fucking way above their looksmatch all the time. They're always NT and popular though.
How can a low tier normie be popular?
What means to be popular?
Damn I'm so autistic that I don't understand common normie stuff
 

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