Bike-maxxing I guess
D
How did you manage it
R
sounds painful
I broke my arm riding a bike down a hill when I was a kid so I avoid those fucking things.
like this truecel who has sex with his car
Did you use lube?
I assume your bike looks like this
https://img.aws.livestrongcdn.com/ls-article-image-673/ds-photo/getty/article/3/181/516337711.jpg
I assume your bike looks like this
https://img.aws.livestrongcdn.com/ls-article-image-673/ds-photo/getty/article/3/181/516337711.jpg
Take the bikepill
Kinky.
Never thought of a bike in that way. Way to be creative, OP.
Never thought of a bike in that way. Way to be creative, OP.
I wonder how many of those are trolls tbh. I heard that some of the people on there are fake and they make up crazy shit to get on TV.
I had this idea. I was going to claim my house was haunted. Then see if they would make a movie about it.
Somebody stole my idea. A guy in Amityville said his house was haunted, and they made a movie about him, called The Amityville Horror. I was so upset when that movie came out, not because it was scary, but because he stole my idea.
that sucks. Maybe you can get it to happen again but for you this time, its not like they don't make remakes a lot.
mogs me
Just fuck bikes bro
Ride dat bike like roasties ride the cock carousel bro
Ride dat bike like roasties ride the cock carousel bro
How do you have sex with a bike?
That's a new one
@uninstall
Lifefuel?
Lifefuel?
I dont know how to ride a bike
How???!?! Did you cut the seat open and fuck it?
I can never ride my bike again without lewd thoughts.
Lifemogs me
R
I imagine it went something like this:
You got pegged by your bikeseat?
Refer to the my former comment.
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Was it a male or female bike
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