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I finally did it

coping_manlet

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I finally fed my foid coworker a piece of myself. Some skin

There were a LOT of people sick at work last week. A virus going around. Only 3 of us were left in the office

I had been scratching my head like usual, creating a mess of dandruff on my desk, when I heard one coworker go throw some food in the toaster oven and then go to the bathroom

That’s when the idea hit me. I swept some of the dandruff off my desk and into my palm.

While the one coworker was sitting at her desk and the other in the bathroom, I ran to the kitchen, stealthily opened the toaster oven, and dumped my dandruff over the top of her bagel bites

The foid didn’t even notice :whatfeels: . I made sure to not get any hair on them, just dead skin. But still. She didn’t even know. I might try it again.

I heard her take them to her desk, and begin eating them. My cock went rock hard knowing a piece of me was finally inside a foid
 
CUM/PISS IN HER COFFEE!!!!!!
 
normie. he is based
Charlie Day Ok GIF
 
This is why I cook my food not left unintended and I never eat out
 
You're a fucking menace if actually true
 
This is why I cook my food not left unintended and I never eat out
Same. I never eat out other than fast food. I know at a sit down restaurant foid waitresses would spit in my food
 
I once peeled off a bloodcrusted sore from my arm and put it into some foids food, but I didn't know if she ate it
 
I once peeled off a bloodcrusted sore from my arm and put it into some foids food, but I didn't know if she ate it
Now THIS is a good idea!!!

Other users telling me to piss in her food are just asking for me to get fired lmao
 
I genuinely expected to hear you say that you did some schizomaxxing and cut off a part of your skin and somehow snuck it into a foid's food.

Based either way, though.
 

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