Samurai
Jesus Christ Conquers
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I yelled "SHUUUUT UPPPPP" and got a broomstick and hit the ceiling (I'm in an apartment complex and they're directly above me) about 10 times, but alas, they were quiet for a few seconds before continuing. It seems nothing I do will work, so I need your help, what is the best way I can destroy their sex life?
I was going to go to their door and spam their door handle to turn them off, but if I did this I'd have to do it twice a day everyday. I was also thinking of slipping a piece of paper under the door of a fake HIV positive test, but I doubt that would work as I don't even know her name, hospital number, date of birth or anything of that nature and plus she would just dismiss it as something meant to be sent to somebody else and their sex would continue, my landlord would NOT take a complaint seriously and I know this for fact as others no doubt have tried to complain and yet their noise continues. The options I have left are few. I considered throwing a Starbucks at them and then running away, declaring my victory with a menacing laugh, but I would be reported to the landlord and the police and considering I am sub5 neither would respect me in a situation like this.
Do not make retarded suggestions like "Just blast porn bro" as you will only make yourself out to be a fool.
I was going to go to their door and spam their door handle to turn them off, but if I did this I'd have to do it twice a day everyday. I was also thinking of slipping a piece of paper under the door of a fake HIV positive test, but I doubt that would work as I don't even know her name, hospital number, date of birth or anything of that nature and plus she would just dismiss it as something meant to be sent to somebody else and their sex would continue, my landlord would NOT take a complaint seriously and I know this for fact as others no doubt have tried to complain and yet their noise continues. The options I have left are few. I considered throwing a Starbucks at them and then running away, declaring my victory with a menacing laugh, but I would be reported to the landlord and the police and considering I am sub5 neither would respect me in a situation like this.
Do not make retarded suggestions like "Just blast porn bro" as you will only make yourself out to be a fool.