RageFuel I finally decided to strike back against the loud sex haver neighbours but didn't succeed

[Samurai]

I yelled "SHUUUUT UPPPPP" and got a broomstick and hit the ceiling (I'm in an apartment complex and they're directly above me) about 10 times, but alas, they were quiet for a few seconds before continuing. It seems nothing I do will work, so I need your help, what is the best way I can destroy their sex life?

I was going to go to their door and spam their door handle to turn them off, but if I did this I'd have to do it twice a day everyday. I was also thinking of slipping a piece of paper under the door of a fake HIV positive test, but I doubt that would work as I don't even know her name, hospital number, date of birth or anything of that nature and plus she would just dismiss it as something meant to be sent to somebody else and their sex would continue, my landlord would NOT take a complaint seriously and I know this for fact as others no doubt have tried to complain and yet their noise continues. The options I have left are few. I considered throwing a Starbucks at them and then running away, declaring my victory with a menacing laugh, but I would be reported to the landlord and the police and considering I am sub5 neither would respect me in a situation like this.

Do not make retarded suggestions like "Just blast porn bro" as you will only make yourself out to be a fool.

 

[Vezod]

record the noise they are making and play it back at full volume at your door.
Let them taste some of their own medicine.

 

[Acorn]

Drop a huge turd in front of their door

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Blast loud incelcore sex with your speakers on

 

[gymcellragefuel]

If your not a pussy then you would confront the sex havER when he leaves his apartment and fight him if needed

 

[Samurai]

Blast loud incelcore sex with your speakers on

over for dyslexiccels

 

[Wild boi da nigga]

Can't you file a noise complaint or some shit?

 

[Samurai]

Can't you file a noise complaint or some shit?

my landlord would NOT take a complaint seriously and I know this for fact as others no doubt have tried to complain and yet their noise continues.

 

[Fatass3000]

You can shout disgusting things to ruin their mood or play disgusting noises.

 

[Fat Link]

I yelled "SHUUUUT UPPPPP" and got a broomstick and hit the ceiling (I'm in an apartment complex and they're directly above me) about 10 times, but alas, they were quiet for a few seconds before continuing. It seems nothing I do will work, so I need your help, what is the best way I can destroy their sex life?

I was going to go to their door and spam their door handle to turn them off, but if I did this I'd have to do it twice a day everyday. I was also thinking of slipping a piece of paper under the door of a fake HIV positive test, but I doubt that would work as I don't even know her name, hospital number, date of birth or anything of that nature and plus she would just dismiss it as something meant to be sent to somebody else and their sex would continue, my landlord would NOT take a complaint seriously and I know this for fact as others no doubt have tried to complain and yet their noise continues. The options I have left are few. I considered throwing a Starbucks at them and then running away, declaring my victory with a menacing laugh, but I would be reported to the landlord and the police and considering I am sub5 neither would respect me in a situation like this.

Do not make retarded suggestions like "Just blast porn bro" as you will only make yourself out to be a fool.

Call the cops and report them for a code violation in regards to noise.

 

[Samurai]

You can shout disgusting things to ruin their mood or play disgusting noises.

I could pretend to be a drug addict yelling at a wall, but what if the other quiet neighbours get upset?

 

[NeverGetUp.Belgrade]

Move to a cabine in the woods, there you won't have to listen to any sexhavers

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Just have loud sex to get revenge on them broooo

 

[Fatass3000]

I could pretend to be a drug addict yelling at a wall, but what if the other quiet neighbours get upset?

that's what I was thinking so I wouldn't do it for a long period of time. Do it for a minute or two and see if it works. That way it only ends up being a mild inconvenience to your other neighbors.

 

[Samurai]

Move to a cabine in the woods, there you won't have to listen to any sexhavers

Just build a house theory

 

[Clownworldcell]

Get noise cancelling headphones

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

my landlord would NOT take a complaint seriously and I know this for fact as others no doubt have tried to complain and yet their noise continues.

After sex, when they want to sleep, is when you act. You play music so loud that they can not sleep when they want to sleep. You decide when they sleep.

 

[Nate Dogg]

Drop a huge turd in front of their door

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Call the cops and report them for a code violation in regards to noise.

i hear all these things about calling the police and "code violation" etc. similar things regarding sex sounds. Do you not understand that normal living sounds are allowed where people live? Sex is even an exception compared to other loud sounds, it is accepted as normal even during night hours, when other loud things would be grounds for a noise complaint. And most often, the noise isn't very loud, it is just very disturbing and prevents sleep or concentrating on what one was doing (if not trying to sleep), especially for incels who never get to experience anything like what they are hearing.

 

[decafincel]

my landlord would NOT take a complaint seriously and I know this for fact as others no doubt have tried to complain and yet their noise continues.

Do you know for a fact they complained or are you assuming

 

[Samurai]

i hear all these things about calling the police and "code violation" etc. similar things regarding sex sounds. Do you not understand that normal living sounds are allowed where people live? Sex is even an exception compared to other loud sounds, it is accepted as normal even during night hours, when other loud things would be grounds for a noise complaint. And most often, the noise isn't very loud, it is just very disturbing and prevents sleep or concentrating on what one was doing (if not trying to sleep), especially for incels who never get to experience anything like what they are hearing.

 

[Samurai]

Do you know for a fact they complained or are you assuming

I heard two other people complaining and they're much closer to the landlord