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I will not let myself die without experiencing sex at least once. The only problem is that they aren't legal where I live.

I could travel somewhere where it is legal specifically for that but I don't have a ton of money at the moment and having to spend money to fly out to some country with the escort fees on top of that doesn't seem worth it.

It's something I have to do eventually though. Where would even be the best place for me to go for it? I was assuming the netherlands would be the best option but I don't know.
 
Best of luck on your travels, yo
 
imagine the post nut clarity after u fly halfway across the globe just for a mediocre session of paid sex with an old used up whore that cucks you with the condom you have to wear.
 
imagine the post nut clarity after u fly halfway across the globe just for a mediocre session of paid sex with an old used up whore that cucks you with the condom you have to wear.
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
imagine the post nut clarity after u fly halfway across the globe just for a mediocre session of paid sex with an old used up whore that cucks you with the condom you have to wear.
Yeah that's why I wanna wait in it for now for when it's less of a cut of my bank account
 
The Netherlands or Germany are the best places from my understanding
 
Escorts are only worth it if you are rich and pay the extremely expensive luxury ones that demand and that have std blood tests. Regular escorts are only good to pay to lick/suck their feet at best.

Being rich is the key to happiness, you dont even truly need to hire escorts if you are but if you do, it will be only the ones that can truly offer a good experience without the risk of chronic infection and a half-baked rushed experience
 
Just buy a sex doll.. a bit more expensive but it's a one time purchase
 
The Netherlands or Germany are the best places from my understanding
Haven't heard much about escorts in germany but you're probably right
 
Try the Netherlands, that would be your best bet.

I myself, am considering saving up to head to Las Vegas(almost typed "new" jfl) to see if I can potentially get an escort. It will be expensive, so I just have to save as much as I can. Idc how much it will cost, I may also ask my parents if I could get some cash for the trip itself as a reward for graduating College.

Not sure if you or I have it "cheaper/easier" in this regard, but if I can't ascend normally I will escortmaxx at least a few times before calling it a life.
 
The Netherlands or Germany are the best places from my understanding
didn't know it was also legal in Germany, interesting

What do you also think of trying to escortmaxx in Vegas?
 
didn't know it was also legal in Germany, interesting

What do you also think of trying to escortmaxx in Vegas?
i hate how its only legalized in vegas if it were up to me id legalize it in the entire nation or world
 
didn't know it was also legal in Germany, interesting
Yeah Germany is the center of prostitution in Europe. I've even read that prostitution was never officially banned there, not even during the Third Reich.

What do you also think of trying to escortmaxx in Vegas?
Could work. I’d prefer Europe though as I feel there’d be more options there.
 
Yeah Germany is the center of prostitution in Europe. I've even read that prostitution was never officially banned there, not even during the Third Reich.
Interesting.

Personally, I'd rather take my chances with Holland.
Could work. I’d prefer Europe though as I feel there’d be more options there.
Ye plus I always wanted to see that, though it would cost wayyyyyy more though.
 
I feel like you should wait until you are mid 20s at least. Try to ascend first and if you fail then become an escortcel.
 
that cucks you with the condom you have to wear.
I'd wear a condom voluntarily ngl. No idea what diseases these bitches have and I don't wanna have sex for the first time and immediately get AIDS man.
 
Relatable we are in the same country zero escortmaxxing prospects for us netherlands would be the best bet :feelsohgod:
 
Also order PREP and get a HPV vaccine
 
Unless you live in Saudi Arabia where laws are serious business, just break the law. But break it intelligently. Buying whores is illegal in USA, but it just means you can't talk about sex and money on the phone. Whores sell time slots, and there is an informal procedure where you can make sure she's not a cop before giving her any money.
 
imagine the post nut clarity after u fly halfway across the globe just for a mediocre session of paid sex with an old used up whore that cucks you with the condom you have to wear.
Oof. Maybe also go on vacation for realsies OP just to avoid this potentiality.
 
GO DESTROY THAT ESCORT PUSSY, SON :feelsdevil:
 
I haven't escortmaxxed in years. I can't fucking wait to come out of RETIREMENT.
american psycho dancing GIF
 
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imagine the post nut clarity after u fly halfway across the globe just for a mediocre session of paid sex with an old used up whore that cucks you with the condom you have to wear.
It's not worth it

Dude needs to stop worrying about it being illegal and just find the first swine that convinces him to go through with it in his area
 
Try the Netherlands, that would be your best bet.

I myself, am considering saving up to head to Las Vegas(almost typed "new" jfl) to see if I can potentially get an escort. It will be expensive, so I just have to save as much as I can. Idc how much it will cost, I may also ask my parents if I could get some cash for the trip itself as a reward for graduating College.

Not sure if you or I have it "cheaper/easier" in this regard, but if I can't ascend normally I will escortmaxx at least a few times before calling it a life.
It'll be cheaper to get it done near you. Vegas is expensive, the nerves will betray you the first few attempts, and trying this in vegas will provoke heavy losses financially.
 
I fucked 2 hookers today on a whim. Spent 800 euros. Didn’t cum. Left unsatisfied in both cases. Wasn’t worth it. Keep your wizard status.
 
I fucked 2 hookers today on a whim. Spent 800 euros. Didn’t cum. Left unsatisfied in both cases. Wasn’t worth it. Keep your wizard status.
:feelsmega: Brutal.
 
imagine the post nut clarity after u fly halfway across the globe just for a mediocre session of paid sex with an old used up whore that cucks you with the condom you have to wear.
Exactly what’s gonna happen to me once I can afford the trip
 
I kind of got rid of the high inhib feeling. But that’s about it. I would never get the chance anyway.
:feelsmega: Whoa. So are you now indefinitely retired from escortmaxxing, brocel?
 
:feelsmega: Whoa. So are you now indefinitely retired from escortmaxxing, brocel?
It was my first time, to be fair it was window prostitution. I might try a more professional and intimiate service one time. If that fails then yes.
 
It was my first time, to be fair it was window prostitution. I might try a more professional and intimiate service one time. If that fails then yes.
Okay man, fair enough.
 
bro's gonna travel on the other side of the globe for an escort
 
I will not let myself die without experiencing sex at least once. The only problem is that they aren't legal where I live.

I could travel somewhere where it is legal specifically for that but I don't have a ton of money at the moment and having to spend money to fly out to some country with the escort fees on top of that doesn't seem worth it.

It's something I have to do eventually though. Where would even be the best place for me to go for it? I was assuming the netherlands would be the best option but I don't know.

OF COURSE YOU CAN

> The only problem is that they aren't legal where I live.

So what? It changes nothing!!


If its the legal consequences that you are scared of then dont be , you understand !!

Laws regarding that (atleast here in the rs ) is : Selling sex is illigal but buying sex IS NOT. If police get tipped off they are not going to go after you

Regarding STDs ... If you notice anything suspicious on her lips ,both upper and lower, and by lower lips i mean on her vagina then you should avoid kissing and using condom even during oral !!!

>I could travel somewhere where it is legal specifically

YOU DONT NEED TO

>Where would even be the best place for me to go for it?

Internet




Dont leave her with your wallet
DO NOT PAY ANYTHING IN ADVANCE
If you are paranoid do the one with the reviews
if you are paranoid to get beaten up by the pimp or jumped dont do the incalls (where you go to the strong independents womens place )
 
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