TeeHee I fantasize every day about being a criminal

[Lv99_BixNood]

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That’s crazy, isn’t it? I’m a 30yo high school English teacher. But I love crime movies. Everything from more serious crime films like the Usual Suspects and Heat to more exaggerated flicks like Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill.


It would be so fucking fun, wouldn’t it? To be a professional thief. A safecracker. A bank robber. An assassin.


While my class works through an exercise I sometimes wonder how I’d get away with the perfect murder. When I walk through town with my fiancé I try and figure out how I’d successfully rob a bank or jewellery store.

Least psychopathic foid

 

[Leon98]

Couldn’t even fire a gun without breaking her wrist

 

[stale]

niggertrait

 

[stale]

Couldn’t even fire a gun without breaking her wrist

 

[liria]

Couldn’t even fire a gun without breaking her wrist

 

[FoidsEnshittifyAll]

two X chromosomes, is a total cesspool of the most barrel bottom sociopathic foids walking the earth. they discuss abortion etc like getting candy from the grocery store.. .

 

[tired as fuck]

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Least psychopathic foid

I am so sorry for the 14 year old student she will rape in a few months to years. I don't want to punish thoughts, but some people here have been contacted by police for saying the same things, so I'd expect someone to knock on her door after writing this stuff.

 

[XtremeMax]

feds should arrest her now for posting this im very scared

 

[all this time]

Tales from the mental asylum

 

[WastedPotential]

two X chromosomes, is a total cesspool of the most barrel bottom sociopathic foids walking the earth. they discuss abortion etc like getting candy from the grocery store.. .

default subreddit btw

 

[WastedPotential]

bitch wouldn't last a second as a criminal lol. What a delusiolore

 

[PhineasSpear]

Delusional ramblings.

Least psychopathic foid

Tales from the mental asylum

bitch wouldn't last a second as a criminal lol. What a delusiolore

 

[ConvertedAryanSpic]

they discuss abortion etc like getting candy from the grocery store.. .

Foids when abortion:

 

[Domery]

The funniest thing is that almost all the responses are positive; it needs more people making fun of it.

 

[Domery]

Couldn’t even fire a gun without breaking her wrist

She probably can't even run fast enough to scape, and also, probably has a bad cardio.

 

[Lonly ghost]

She could do all of those crimes and would not even get any punishment.

The laws protect female criminals.

 

[anglocelticcel]

First time arrested but not her first time handcuffed

 

[sirlancelot]

Fucking normies

 

[fokusin]

Couldn’t even fire a gun without breaking her wrist

 

[Izayacel]

Fucking normies

 

[Ambatukam Alone]

Whoah, that's so badass! Please marry me now! You win the internet, upvoted!!!

 

[FoidsEnshittifyAll]

Foids when abortion:

they love picking at those easy targets who are weaker than them, especially if this will hurt men. their own infants for example... .

 

[Grodd]

Foids are cringe