TeeHee I (F26) followed internet advice and asked out my "lonely" zoomer best friend (M25). He rejected me.

[ItsTrulyOver]

A few days ago, I saw a post about Gen Z men being single and lonely. I commented on my main that my best friend was a really good guy yet a single virgin — and the internet gave me the courage to ask him out. "Take initiative" they said.

For context, we're college friends and he's in my same classes. We have coffee sometimes and buddies in common.

I asked him out today and he said NO because I am "not his type".

His type being someone along the lines of Pokimane. I am 5'9 and around 160lbs (taller and heavier than him). I can't hold a candle to a pretty streamer.

Mind you, he's been posting for weeks about being "depressed" that he has no one for "cuffing season".

Can't deny I fucking cried. I have found him cute for months yet he thinks he's ugly and doesn't take me seriously.

It's NOT my first time being rejected but I truly did everything the "lonely men" said they dreamed of; bought him lunch, made it private, didn't emasculate him. What now? Do I turn into a bitter incel, like he does when rejected? You can't blame "feminism" on this one.

His OTHER friends apparently already know because he told them (those guys are also all single...) and they basically joked around that none of them would reject the gooner life for someone like me. What happened to hating OF?

You aren't desperate for a GF. You are desperate for a hot girl to bang.

Sorry I am mid.

edit: Post muted. To the incels sending me hate because they don't believe girls can get rejected, I hope you stay single too. Hugs.

you can't make this shit up

i've never seen something so fake in my entire life.

this guy is shorter than her and she asks her out, he says she's not his type, typical made up foid story jfl

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Larpy larp

 

[ItsTrulyOver]

this guy is shorter than her and she asks her out, he says she's not his type, typical made up foid story jfl

projecting because that's what she would say

 

[Yournotcold0]

People on Reddit are in love with lying for attention

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

People on Reddit are in love with lying for attention

They would sell their mother into slavery if it meant getting some karma

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

This foid was salty male loneliness epidemic was being mainstream on Reddit so she had to post larp story to detract sympathy

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

They would sell their mother into slavery if it meant getting some karma

 

[ItsTrulyOver]

This foid was salty male loneliness epidemic was being mainstream on Reddit so she had to post larp story to detract sympathy

 

[LUCK]

His type being someone along the lines of Pokimane

This is fake as fuck the person who typed this out is probably a grown man

 

[Icarus]

Maybe if she lost some fucking weight she would have a better chance. Stupid fat cunt thinks she's entitled to chad

 

[ihatemylifecel]

Larpy larp

fr

 

[FemcelHater]

It's wild how angry and depressed females get when they are rejected

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Top 10 things that didnt happen

 

[anotherwastedlife]

Not even trying to be a LARPpost; the internet would never tell a foid to ask out a virgin male, they'd tell her to avoid him because he's "entitled" and has a "bad personality"

The opener is a huge red flag

 

[I Gotta Survive]

People on Reddit are in love with lying for attention

 

[PersonalityChad]

"my son is a hateful incel" tier LARP

 

[VλREN]

Reddit moment

 

[Tetsuya]

I am 5'9 and around 160lbs

built for BBC

 

[deleted fren]

They would sell their mother into slavery if it meant getting some karma

Jfl

 

[kay']

Cool story