I drank over 108.9 grams of alcohol the other night and jerked off ten times

[deleted fren]

Hehheheheheh. I spent my holiday week jerking off, drinking and gooning to ai. God, I'm pathetic.
But what else is there? Suicide I guess.

 

[Calamari Sun]

This is High T

 

[deleted fren]

This is High T

My testosterone isn't that high.

 

[drunken_sailor2500]

This is High T

True, I couldn’t manage ten times in a row. The most I ever have done the past few years is twice in a span of 24 hours but even then it’s mainly once a day. My dick is falling apart

 

[deleted fren]

True, I couldn’t manage ten times in a row. The most I ever have done the past few years is twice in a span of 24 hours but even then it’s mainly once a day. My dick is falling apart

Absolutely brutal. Sorry to hear that brocel.

 

[drunken_sailor2500]

Absolutely brutal. Sorry to hear that brocel.

Constant masturbation from the age of 3 probably caused it. I had a libido before I could even produce sperm and they were just dry orgasms, and my sexual imprints for fetishes happened just as early, it must be an autistic trait.

 

[zd60]

sounds like my typical day i love drinking alcohol

 

[Caichan]

freedom

 

[deleted fren]

Constant masturbation from the age of 3 probably caused it. I had a libido before I could even produce sperm and they were just dry orgasms, and my sexual imprints for fetishes happened just as early, it must be an autistic trait.

Brutal. I started edging at 7 and didn't cum untill 9. How did you start at 3?

sounds like my typical day i love drinking alcohol

JFl

 

[fullofchagrin]

True, I couldn’t manage ten times in a row. The most I ever have done the past few years is twice in a span of 24 hours but even then it’s mainly once a day. My dick is falling apart

same haha, but for me my penis is not the problem, it's the fatigue. it's such a horrible feeling when im really horny but too tired to masturbate

 

[drunken_sailor2500]

same haha, but for me my penis is not the problem, it's the fatigue. it's such a horrible feeling when im really horny but too tired to masturbate

True, then I force myself to do it and after I’m done I’m too tired to even stand yet I suddenly have to piss out a waterfall so I have to get out of my comfortable bed and miserably walk to the toilet.

 

[zd60]

JFl

cant live life without some intoxication

 

[drunken_sailor2500]

Brutal. I started edging at 7 and didn't cum untill 9. How did you start at 3?

My attraction to midriffs started at that age and I don’t fully remember how. I also remember getting off to Stephanie from Lazy town. I would just hump my floor for friction since I didn’t get much out of jerking off until I hit my teens.

 

[deleted fren]

My attraction to midriffs started at that age and I don’t fully remember how. I also remember getting off to Stephanie from Lazy town. I would just hump my floor for friction since I didn’t get much out of jerking off until I hit my teens.

Brutal.

 

[drunken_sailor2500]

Brutal.

Yep, a slave to sexual desire my entire life but never attaining the object of said desire.

 

[Poopless One]

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