I don’t remember if I ever told this story, but when I was still in school I lied and fooled normies for YEARS about me having a girlfriend

[Clavicus Vile]

I was tired of being picked on for being a kissless, hug less, virgin back in late middle school to early high school. So I came up with this elaborate plot one night. I put a stupid amount of effort into this. A fake phone number, fake gmail accounts, fake instagrams, fake discord, photos that couldn’t be traced through reverse image search, talking to people from the fake accounts and number, etc.

I fooled them for years, the dumbasses fell for it and thought I had a real breathing girlfriend pale Stacy gf. There was some suspicion but no one was able to prove It was all fake. I even made sure that my messages and this fake girlfriend’s messages were spaced out in a realistic way, I simulated this being a real person on their own schedule.

As pathetic as it was, I got off on the fact that I had fooled eveyone. But I’d look at all this fake stuff I had created and get really depressed knowing that I didn’t have a real girlfriend. It worked at the time, at least I got people to stop making fun of me for not having a girlfriend. If I could go back in time though I would not have done that, had I had been blackpilled sooner I would’ve worn my virginity like a badge of honorand cursed all those who dared to mock me. I should’ve been myself.

 

[antisocialcel]

One day about 3 years or so after finishing high school I went out with old friends, I ended up revealing to 3 close friends that I had never had sex (due to isolation and lack of social contact I forgot that I was no longer a teenager but an adult) and they all said they had...

...there was a bad atmosphere like not believing in me like distrusting me as person.... and I never spoke to them again, never reveal anything to anyone, or better yet, never speak to anyone or leave the house, this world is over...

 

[Caichan]

A fake phone number, fake gmail accounts, fake instagrams, fake discord, photos that couldn’t be traced through reverse image search, talking to people from the fake accounts and number, etc.

all this to sell a lie? who cares that much to make fun of u for not having a gf at such a young age?

 

[Leon98]