Theory I don’t have the life experience for escorts

[Justdone]

I live alone and I’m in my mid 20s and have a decent amount of money and I look into my local town about who book escorts and realize they’re mostly middle age men doing it and they are true old normies who drink and smoke cigars and can take escorts to expensive places and enjoy the full experience. I don’t have the appearance to pull that off and I can get rejected for looking too young and it becomes a gate keeping sort of thing because I lack life experiences outside of like taking care of myself as an adult...

You can get rejected by an escort if your a virgin or don’t do grown up things like smoke and drink or don’t have a grown up personality (appearance) the same way your “friends” moved on from you because they’re all impatient and see themselves superior to ya until bad things happen to them

I had to stop drinking cause I don’t get the social benefits of it via a social circle so there’s no point in doing it it’s barley a good cope. I’ll probably have to look across international waters to see an escort to make it a better experience since money from the west can go a long way

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Taking escorts to expensive places
I’d just fuckem
Everyone who sees me says oh he looks like a kid!!!! Fuck this shit! And yeah I’m too high inhib for escorts too

 

[RollD20]

It’s not a date.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i refuse to feel inadequate when it comes to escorts, like, come on.

my boss stormed into our office once and started talking with some older guy in there about escorts because there was a news item about escorts or some shit, and they talked about 27 year old virgins and how escorts don't want to "waste time with them"

putting aside these faggots were doing this in an office with virgins even older than that, i thought that was such a gay and tryhard conversation, like being liked by escorts matters and validates you and you can use a Goddamn escort to filter a man's character. fuck that mentality.

 

[Caesercel]

What a load of bullshit

 

[ergophobic]

What a load of bullshit

 

[Justdone]

Jfl at the bluepillers

 

[BlkPillPres]

You can get rejected by an escort if your a virgin

A large portion of prostitutes initial customers are virgins lol, like come on dude, losing your virginity to a whore is a lot more common than you think, and in countries where its legal its even more normal of a thing for many men to do

Some guys don't want to wait until they get a GF

Some guys want to "know what they are doing" when they finally get a girl friend

Some guys just want to lose their virginity to get rid of the anxiety

Its really common

 

[Justdone]

A large portion of prostitutes initial customers are virgins lol, like come on dude, losing your virginity to a whore is a lot more common than you think, and in countries where its legal its even more normal of a thing for many men to do

Some guys don't want to wait until they get a GF

Some guys want to "know what they are doing" when they finally get a girl friend

Some guys just want to lose their virginity to get rid of the anxiety

Its really common

That’s isn’t my issue it’s like I think it’s better to use your money internationally if your going to see an escort and waste +2000 dollars since your money goes a longer way. You only wine and dine an escort for a few hours (like 4 Bruv) and you spent more than +2000 dollars is a overkill and there’s men who do this and aim for relationships and don’t get them often clown world for them

 

[BlackPilledKira]

Escorts are glorified masturbation

I've went to few since it's legal here and i still prefer to just jerk off instead. Sexual drive is a hindrance unless it's coupled with genuine intimacy and affection which is obviously impossible for non chads these days.

 

[BlkPillPres]

You only wine and dine an escort for a few hours

Dude what the fuck are you even talking about, I'm talking about paying for sex, not paying for dates, when incels are talking about "escortcelling", were talking about whores who operate under the label of "escort", not ACTUAL escorts (which are for ego obsessed cucks). I would never fucking pay a woman for "her company"

This is why I think we need to drop "escortcelling" and start using "hookercelling"

Escorts are glorified masturbation

I've went to few since it's legal here and i still prefer to just jerk off instead. Sexual drive is a hindrance unless it's coupled with genuine intimacy and affection which is obviously impossible for non chads these days.

You are either:
1. Lying
2. In an area with shitty escorts
3. Losing your libido (or its basically dead already)

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Taking escorts to expensive places
I’d just fuckem

Yeah, JFL, what kind of gigacuck treats those holes like royalty ? But even just fucking them seems too hard for me. I would be clumsy and wouldn't know how to handle this shit ... Hell, imagine paying money plus having to handle the whole situation and being judged by the escort herself ... The fuck is this shit tier cope. Even wage slaving looks like a better cope at this point.

 

[BlackPilledKira]

Dude what the fuck are you even talking about, I'm talking about paying for sex, not paying for dates, when incels are talking about "escortcelling", were talking about whores who operate under the label of "escort", not ACTUAL escorts (which are for ego obsessed cucks). I would never fucking pay a woman for "her company"

This is why I think we need to drop "escortcelling" and start using "hookercelling"


You are either:
1. Lying
2. In an area with shitty escorts
3. Losing your libido (or its basically dead already)

Lol nope you're just coping. Even my close friend who has slept with the best escorts money can buy for years has said the same thing.

Not to mention sex with a condom is unsatisfying as fuck.

 

[Meus]

What a load of bullshit

Extremely cucked thread, like bro just pay and fuck that whore jfl. If you can't even do that maybe it's good your genes die.

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Yeah, JFL, what kind of gigacuck treats those holes like royalty ? But even just fucking them seems too hard for me. I would be clumsy and wouldn't know how to handle this shit ... Hell, imagine paying money plus having to handle the whole situation and being judged by the escort herself ... The fuck is this shit tier cope. Even wage slaving looks like a better cope at this point.

Yeah but I might do it if I turn to be low inhib

Yeah, JFL, what kind of gigacuck treats those holes like royalty ? But even just fucking them seems too hard for me. I would be clumsy and wouldn't know how to handle this shit ... Hell, imagine paying money plus having to handle the whole situation and being judged by the escort herself ... The fuck is this shit tier cope. Even wage slaving looks like a better cope at this point.

There are a lot of gigacucks like that man ,video games are the best probably,I’d know if I had sex before lol,idgaf is escort judges me

 

[BlkPillPres]

Lol nope you're just coping. Even my close friend who has slept with the best escorts money can buy for years has said the same thing.

Ever think you are just projecting and its just you and your friend are the "I need to feel validated" type?

I notice that's the norm with most incels and that's why they say "it isn't that enjoyable"

The problem with guys like you is that you value things of subjective worth, so you can't really enjoy sex which is objectively enjoyable

Doesn't matter how good the sex is as long as you have "she doesn't really want me" rattling around in the back of your mind, of course that's not a problem for men like me

So lets be clear, its not the sex that isn't amazing, its that you and your friend lack the mindset required to enjoy paid for sex, that's a "YOU PROBLEM", that has no bearing on the worth of sex, that only has bearing on your personal psychological hang ups

Not to mention sex with a condom is unsatisfying as fuck.

It really isn't that bad, but either way there are places you can go to have condomless sex, costs a bit more because you are paying for safety with women that are tested regularly, but its something to try at least once

 

[BlkPillPres]

miss interpret what I meant but most of the good hookers in my part of the world are companion based

No you are misinterpreting the meaning of words lol

Hooker = you pay for sex, that's it

Adding companionship makes them a "sugar baby" or an "escort", if these guys are paying for companionship these women aren't hookers

There is no country where ACTUAL hookers don't exist, I don't believe what you are saying one bit, its simply that you don't know where to go to get them, but there are always regular whores in every country

 

[starcrapoo]

Just do incall (you go to her, you're literally in and out in about 15 - 30min). Shes a whore that fucks random men for a living. All she cares is that you have money.

If it bothers you that much just go to a strip club where they check ID's. Its more expensive but I'm pretty sure you can find some strip clubs that have a couple of dancers willing to do CBJs or CFSs for around 300-500$.

If you want the cheaper option but with slightly older noodlewhores, try AMPs. Make sure that they are full service parlors though.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Just do incall (you go to her, you're literally in and out in about 15 - 30min). Shes a whore that fucks random men for a living. All she cares is that you have money.

If it bothers you that much just go to a strip club where they check ID's. Its more expensive but I'm pretty sure you can find some strip clubs that have a couple of dancers willing to do CBJs or CFSs for around 300-500$.

If you want the cheaper option but with slightly older noodlewhores, try AMPs. Make sure that they are full service parlors though.

Guys like you need to write a pdf guide lol

 

[starcrapoo]

Guys like you need to write a pdf guide lol

I haven't been going much lately.

I've been too chicken shit lately of catching STDs particularly herpes and HPV. HPV will give you cancer if you let it go unchecked and its very hard to tell whether you have it. Herpes obviously gives you painful blisters every now and then. And whatever chance or little hope you had of ascending is now gone.

Not only that escortmaxxing is a pretty big hit financially. It adds up.

But lately I've seen that the quality and quantity of whores have gone up. Younger looking. Most likely because of the pandemic.

Of you're an old fart thats already moneymaxxed and retired, now would probably be the best time to fuck escorts. Those young 20 something whores don't care how old or ugly you are. So as long as they get money for their makeup, clothes, drugs, and college tuition.