Serious I don’t give a fuck about this moon landing shit

[VλREN]

They’ve been saying this forever

Literally who cares, it’s all a scam to spy satellites into orbit to spy on people and rival nations

They’ll probably fuck up and it’ll be revealed that it’s all CGI or the whole rocket will blow up and niggas will get turned into fried jerky

The government should instead be putting all that money and research into creating a Jill Valentine clone for me to breed, that’ll be more useful then some stupid moon landing.

WOW ITS JUST A HUGE EMPTY ROCK!!!!!! LOOK GOY!!!!!!

 

[subpar genes]

Same. It doesn't change my situation one bit.

 

[zd60]

moon landing? had no clue that was happening

 

[TheRotKing]

The goverment should hand out stacies to every Truecel instead

 

[razielkillerofgods]

The goverment should hand out stacies to every Truecel instead

 

[anon65]

It isn't a landing it's a close flyby

 

[VλREN]

It isn't a landing it's a close flyby

Hahahahaha they won’t even land again after 50 years

Shit is so fake

 

[Freixel]

Me neither

 

[VλREN]

I hope the rocket blows up and all those bastards get turned into fried long pig

Pay back for the world denying me Jill Valentine

 

[Necr0tic]

It isn't a landing it's a close flyby

Yeah from what ive read the actual landing will be till 2028 with Artemis IV

 

[VλREN]

I HOPE IT BLOWS UP

 

[Paladin]

 

[VλREN]

PLEASE DIE PLEASE DIE FUCK YOU NT ASTRONAUT MOGGER SEX HAVING CUNTS

 

[VλREN]

I hope Hamas blows it up (jokes of course)

 

[Ramiel]

just another distraction to turn "WAOW science !!!!" atheist soy heads away from the problems in the west. JFL if they think that shit is gonna work on us

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Space is fake and gay

 

[uncomfortablecel225]

I never cared either.

 

[fokusin]

Hahahahaha they won’t even land again after 50 years

Shit is so fake

View: https://youtu.be/psa7EMFrNsY?si=U7VQj87_Z5UWTIqD

 

[Dead End]

Never really understood the appeal of space and space exploration. I don't get why so many people take interest in it.

 

[fokusin]

Never really understood the appeal of space and space exploration. I don't get why so many people take interest in it.

Billions of dollars wasted every year for muh exploration

 

[Dead End]

Billions of dollars wasted every year for muh exploration

As in I don't understand why so many people take interest in these space projects or space in general. I just couldn't imagine myself caring about a rocket launch.

 

[fokusin]

As in I don't understand why so many people take interest in these space projects or space in general. I just couldn't imagine myself caring about a rocket launch.

Yeah, why give a shit about what happens outside this Earth

 

[diffusion]

Just a boring fake distraction for the goys, but funny how they staged it on April Fools Day.

Can't wait for the fake alien invasion they're planning next.

 

[Brainy]

moon landing? had no clue that was happening

 

[Brainy]

 

[Retardfuel]

The goverment should hand out stacies to every Truecel instead

Stacies must be cloned en masse for .is to breed

 

[guillotinecel]

Would be cool to find aliens

 

[Argenfarker]

I hope Hamas blows it up (serious of course)

 

[Brainy]

The crew looks like a movie cast

From left to right:

The Buzz Lightyear chin/jaw mogger

The cool black dude token that says "Lady and Gentlemen, we have landed"

The main character that is nervous at first flight but ends up surviving the aliens

The Rippley from Alien that wears the dual Casios

Would be cool to find aliens

I speculate by the choice of astronauts this is gonna end up as project blue beam

 

[FoidsEnshittifyAll]

Imagine believing these cuck maxxed theories.