Discussion I don't get why men and women always fight about putting the toilet seat down

[calimero]

I have always peed standing with the toilet seat down. If you aim well there is no problem, and in the rare case you pee on there you can just clean it aftwards with toilet paper. I don't get why guys would even put the toilet seat up in the first place?

Anyone else have this experience?

 

[Revolution Needed 2]

Hitler didn't know about WW2

 

[calimero]

Why do you pee standing?

Why would you pee sitting?

 

[Reclusemaxxer]

Because women like arguing

 

[calimero]

Because that way you don't spray it all over the place.

Yes but that's the female way of peeing

 

[pixy.DARKMEATURKEY]

Why do you pee standing?

of course the Iranian pees like a girl. No man with a healthy amount of testosterone pees sitting down, unless he's taking a shit as well.

 

[calimero]

Of course the curry has to practice the ancient art of stand-pissing and stand-shitting like the true Pajeet he is.

I don't know why retards here have to ascribe testosterone and masculinity to everything. Is it because you're insecure in your own manliness? Stand-pissing is what backwards niggers do in the depth of Africa and what ancient humans used to do in the jungles.

Everyone in Europe pees standing. I can't believe iranians pee sitting down

 

[Khanivore]

I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW WITH MY TRUSTY FORK BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO PUT TOILET SEAT DOWN RRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH

Fight!

 

[GhostedPhantom]

It's the superior way of peeing.

Is there even a difference between the two other than the increased splashing?

 

[calimero]

I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW WITH MY TRUSTY FORK BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO PUT TOILET SEAT DOWN RRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH

Fight!

just don't put it up in the first place and no problem

 

[pixy.DARKMEATURKEY]

Of course the curry has to practice the ancient art of stand-pissing and stand-shitting like the true Pajeet he is.

I'm white.

I don't know why retards here have to ascribe testosterone and masculinity to everything.

because I can

Stand-pissing is what backwards niggers do in the depth of Africa and what ancient humans used to do in the jungles.

Every male in the entire world pisses standing up. only you backwards mudslimes sit while pissing. proably because your legs hurt from fucking the village goat all day.

 

[Swagpilled]

I sit down when I pee. trucel trait

 

[calimero]

I sit down when I pee. trucel trait

brutal

 

[Swagpilled]

Sitting down is more comfortable.

and also if I wanna shit I can just shit. plus in public spaces nobody sees my willy. only disadvantages to standing up. the piss dribbles on your pants aswell

 

[Khanivore]

just don't put it up in the first place and no problem

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS GROSS

 

[calimero]

Sitting down is more comfortable.

it's slower and more effort. why not embrace the benefits of being a man?

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

hmm

 

[Swagpilled]

it's slower and more effort. why not embrace the benefits of being a man?

more effort? how is sitting down and checking your phone MORE effort than standing up and having to aim your piss and making sure it doesn't dribble on you

 

[wei#3959]

just pee sitting, and squat when you shit

 

[Izayacel]

I sit down when I pee. trucel trait

Over , why Not Just Stand Up lol und nimm den Klo Deckel hoch damit nichts kleben bleibt " kek

 

[GhostedPhantom]

more effort? how is sitting down and checking your phone MORE effort than standing up and having to aim your piss and making sure it doesn't dribble on you

Pissing takes 1 minute, so checking my phone while doing it seems like more of an annoyance than a benefit. Even when shitting, I usually don't bother with it.

 

[rcnfive]

because holes love to complain, it's their number one passtime.

 

[calimero]

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I'm going to embrace the benefits of not having piss splashed all over the toilet seat.

There are more bacteria on door handles than on toilet seats, if you are so concerned about hygiene

 

[calimero]

plus in public spaces nobody sees my willy.

As a man, shouldn't you be proud of whipping your cock out

 

[Balding Subhuman]

The toilet has a lid because you're supposed to close the lid before you flush the toilet. So naturally the toilet seat will be down when you do this. PUT THE FUCKING LID DOWN YOU APES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Swagpilled]

As a man, shouldn't you be proud of whipping your cock out

why would I want other dudes to look at my cock that's gay as fuck

 

[calimero]

So you would rather have piss particles all over your toilet seat than switch to sitting down when peeing? Ok.

They are only on the back plus it takes such a long time for it to accumulate, it's basically not there if you clean your toilet seat every one in a while

 

[calimero]

why would I want other dudes to look at my cock that's gay as fuck

They are not supposed to look at it but you should never shamefully hide your cock in a bathroom stall

 

[lifefuel]

pointless normie power struggle

 

[calimero]

The toilet has a lid because you're supposed to close the lid before you flush the toilet. So naturally the toilet seat will be down when you do this. PUT THE FUCKING LID DOWN YOU APES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah so people like you are the reason I sometimes walk in a bathroom stall and see a toilet with a closed lid

 

[calimero]

All I hear is cope.

We are in the majority though

 

[turbosperg]

Because women like arguing

This.

Foids' lives are so safe, sheltered, abundant, uneventful that they manufacture small "crisis" just to create an argument. This is the foids' nature.

All these arguments are pointless, they are only shit-tests for the foid to ascertain whether the male is subservient (beta) or not.

The only "proper" response to an argument started by a foid is a prompt beating, followed by rape.

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Ah so people like you are the reason I sometimes walk in a bathroom stall and see a toilet with a closed lid

Yes, I'm one of those guys. JFL if you apes don't put the lid down before flushing after dropping a fat hiroshima nagasaki blackpill python in the toilet bowl.

 

[calimero]

Yes, I'm one of those guys. JFL if you apes don't put the lid down before flushing after dropping a fat hiroshima nagasaki blackpill python in the toilet bowl.

I never even considered it. What's the benefit of that? By the way I want to watch it to make sure it's completely flushed along with the toilet paper

 

[Balding Subhuman]

I never even considered it. What's the benefit of that? By the way I want to watch it to make sure it's completely flushed along with the toilet paper

Toilet plume - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

If you don't want shit particles everywhere in your WC room then put the lid down

 

[calimero]

Toilet plume - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

If you don't want shit particles everywhere in your WC room then put the lid down

The article says that there is no direct evidence that it causes disease transmission and that closing the lid prevents it is just a hypothesis

 

[NorthernWind]

Everyone in Europe pees standing. I can't believe iranians pee sitting down

 

[NorthernWind]

Btw, how it's possible to pee sitting in the forest or in the park?

 

[calimero]

Btw, how it's possible to pee sitting in the forest or in the park?

Good question let's ask the expert @Shahist Persian

 

[calimero]

You don't. That's the point. You don't piss in the jungle sitting because you're not supposed to piss in the jungle.

What if you have been holding it for an hour and there is no toilet nearby for atleast 5 km

 

[subhuman]

I always pee on the toilet seat idgaf. If you don’t like it wipe it off

 

[calimero]

I always pee on the toilet seat idgaf. If you don’t like it wipe it off

Same but I wipe it off myself

 

[calimero]

Then you piss standing, bro.

Must feel good

 

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