Experiment I don’t care about anything at my night job - except trying to get laid

[Subhuman Niceguy]

There are only three, maybe four foids at the job that are attractive. I’m sure all of them have boyfriends, and fuck their dogs.

One looks Ukrainian.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

bring your own dog and train it to be your wingman!

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

bring your own dog and train it to be your wingman!

Dogs are not allowed in the nightclub.

 

[Adolf Hitler]

There's no point in trying

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Dogs are not allowed in the nightclub.

I don’t care about anything at my night job - except trying to get laid​

You bartending or?

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Seriously - I was just looking at these three blonde white thoids thinking to myself, “Alright, you are about 5’4” it should take 180mg of MDMA to get you in bed, the next foid is 5’5” 135lbs so 190mg of MDMA for her, the last bitch is tall and she is athletic 5’7” 147lbs definitely 200mg of MDMA should ensure that she puts up no fight.”

@Sneir @Emba @Stoopiding1

 

[CruxGammata]

If she's attractive, she's already making the best out of her looks, don't even bother

 

[glowIntheDark]

Woah ur job mogs dude. Although if i worked at a bar I would have roped seeing all the couples

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Do you talk to them

Fuck no

As soon as I showed up for the shift, all of the foids segregated themselves, those bitches were really mean this evening.

I will see everyone tomorrow evening. I don’t give a fuck about getting promoted, I just want to get laid.

I will go bersERk on my mom if she gets in my way!

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

You bartending or?

No, I work a marketing gig during the night, it is a seasonal job. For the last three years, I have posted every winter about it.

If she's attractive, she's already making the best out of her looks, don't even bother

Yes, I agree.

Woah ur job mogs dude. Although if i worked at a bar I would have roped seeing all the couples

I work in an office most of the time. Yes, my job is suicide fuel.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

There's no point in trying

Yeah. I’m 31, so I gave up long ago.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Seriously - I was just looking at these three blonde white thoids thinking to myself, “Alright, you are about 5’4” it should take 180mg of MDMA to get you in bed, the next foid is 5’5” 135lbs so 190mg of MDMA for her, the last bitch is tall and she is athletic 5’7” 147lbs definitely 200mg of MDMA should ensure that she puts up no fight.”

@Sneir @Emba @Stoopiding1

Wtf, idk people used mdma as a date rape drug. I thought it was some poisons

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Wtf, idk people used mdma as a date rape drug. I thought it was some poisons

MDMA is probably the best choice to get a foid in bed, it is clean and forgettable.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

MDMA is probably the best choice to get a foid in bed, it is clean and forgettable.

You seem to have a lot of experience.

 

[PhilipBlake]

Why even try?

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Why even try?

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

There's no point in trying

Although if i worked at a bar

goddamnit if OP works at a bar then the fucker is fakecel, there's definitely no way they can let in a fucking subhuman.

 

[Emba]

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Seriously - I was just looking at these three blonde white thoids thinking to myself, “Alright, you are about 5’4” it should take 180mg of MDMA to get you in bed, the next foid is 5’5” 135lbs so 190mg of MDMA for her, the last bitch is tall and she is athletic 5’7” 147lbs definitely 200mg of MDMA should ensure that she puts up no fight.”

@Sneir @Emba @Stoopiding1

Slapjack is faster