"I don't buy cars from single moms"

[Bedford Stye]

I don't have nearly enough money, but I was browsing a local car dealership for old Honda HRV mini SUV's. This is the kind of shit incels waste their time with.

The dealership called me within 30 minutes, a Three name hyphen foid was calling named "Anne Jones Robinson", or something like that.

I despise 3 word bitches, so I jokingly said "sounds like a single mom".

She said, "and how, exactly, would THAT be a problem"?

I replied "can I get a single dad on the line"?

She didn't hang up, but a minute later some Leroy came on the phone and said "WHO is this"?

At that point I should have thought of something funny to say, but I froze up and hung up.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I like prank calls too.

 

[kikecel]

JFL cheers mate

 

[Evkakiy]

I would say: hey nigga, I fucked your mom.
:чувствую себя хахахой:

 

[Linesnap99]

based. dont pay foids to buy her used up car that she and her chad boyfriend rode.

 

[Bedford Stye]

based. dont pay foids to buy her used up car that she and her chad boyfriend rode.

It was a Karen car salesman at Honda.

Nothing cheers me up more than taking a dump on the single mom narrative. Tee hee.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

based. dont pay foids to buy her used up car that she and her chad boyfriend rode.

 

[Emba]

I hated being a used car salesman

 

[Bedford Stye]

I hated being a used car salesman

For Chad, it would be easy.

In fact, he'd be selling Jaguars.

 

[Emba]

For Chad, it would be easy.

In fact, he'd be selling Jaguars.

I sold AMC pacers

 

[Deleted member 17245]

I always felt like I was getting ripped off at car dealerships. They took one look at me and saw a loser chump who just take whatever shit they push on me.