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SuicideFuel I didn't shower 5× today!

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Its over for me how will I ever become chad if I Dont shower 5× a day?
Bruuutal shower pill buddy boyos.
@Notorious Inkler
 
I took an hour-long shower today in the morning, still, no gf. What gives? :waitwhat:
 
I forgot to take my 5th shower but luckily it started raining on the way home and as soon as that first drop touched my head some stacy jumped out of a tree and sucked me off :feelsdevil:.

Make sure you have your 5 showers:dab:.
 
I took an hour-long shower today in the morning, still, no gf. What gives? :waitwhat:
Brutal.
Ig you need to get a new shampoo buddy boyo.
I forgot to take my 5th shower but luckily it started raining on the way home and as soon as that first drop touched my head some stacy jumped out of a tree and sucked me off :feelsdevil:.

Make sure you have your 5 showers:dab:.
Damn based.
Vi
 
Its over for me how will I ever become chad if I Dont shower 5× a day?
Bruuutal shower pill buddy boyos.
@Notorious Inkler
Soylets when you tell them that you only shower 7 times/week
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Don't forget the tactical soap, buddy boyo.
 
Minimum shower requirements to get laid in 2021

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You can't complain that you dont get laid if you dont do the bare minimum of 20 showers a day, like really dude. if you showered 20 times a day and got a haircut you will get laid for sure, trust me. also if you can develop a personality, cuz you probably have a shit personality and like games and stuff. buy a guitar and lift bro, with that you will get laid in no time.
 

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