SuicideFuel I didnt get a sex doll for christmas

[Dollfucker]

This is a followup thread from this when I saw the present and thought it was a sex doll
https://incels.is/threads/my-mom-got-me-another-sex-doll-for-christmas.817502
Well today I opened it hyped as fuck, and then it was a box INSIDE a box and in that box was this guitar:

Ngl I was a little disappointed there was no doll. Although this completly mogs my last years gift, which was just clothes. She got me this because a few years ago I tried to guitarmaxx to get foids but failed and so my mom thinks I should try again. Yes I suck at playing this but thats not the point its supposed to make you look cool, so thats why she got a cool looking one, so I can take pics for dating apps. She said I can sell it if it doesn't work (it probably wont) and by then, I'll have enough money for a new doll. Xmas money + guitar money + wageslaving money = new doll. I also realised that I didn't tell her the exact one I want, so she could of gotten me a gross old roastie looking doll or a black one or fat one etc because she has done that before where she thought it would be funny to get me a black butt toy and I threw it out and was pissed at her I dont wanna fuck somwthing thats the same color of shit and she thought it wasn't that big of a deal nigga yes it was ok were getting off topic in conclusion, I will be getting a new doll once I sell this, and gonna get one already made so I dont have to wait 5 years for it to be made so ill probably get it in a few of weeks.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

That's still a great gift

 

[Adolf Kitler]

@Icarus would be thankful for having this

 

[rcnfive]

thanks for including the bare ass doll in the background

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Kek

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

That's still a great gift

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

 

[Mohamedömar]

This is a followup thread from this when I saw the present and thought it was a sex doll
https://incels.is/threads/my-mom-got-me-another-sex-doll-for-christmas.817502
Well today I opened it hyped as fuck, and then it was a box INSIDE a box and in that box was this guitar:
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Ngl I was a little disappointed there was no doll. Although this completly mogs my last years gift, which was just clothes. She got me this because a few years ago I tried to guitarmaxx to get foids but failed and so my mom thinks I should try again. Yes I suck at playing this but thats not the point its supposed to make you look cool, so thats why she got a cool looking one, so I can take pics for dating apps. She said I can sell it if it doesn't work (it probably wont) and by then, I'll have enough money for a new doll. Xmas money + guitar money + wageslaving money = new doll. I also realised that I didn't tell her the exact one I want, so she could of gotten me a gross old roastie looking doll or a black one or fat one etc because she has done that before where she thought it would be funny to get me a black butt toy and I threw it out and was pissed at her I dont wanna fuck somwthing thats the same color of shit and she thought it wasn't that big of a deal nigga yes it was ok were getting off topic in conclusion, I will be getting a new doll once I sell this, and gonna get one already made so I dont have to wait 5 years for it to be made so ill probably get it in a few of weeks.

This is disgusting.
What's fun about a useless silicone doll that has to be cleaned every time you cum inside it?
ewww

 

[Mohamedömar]

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silicon shit

 

[Icarus]

@Icarus would be thankful for having this

Sick guitar man

I got a guitar for christmas too!

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Xmas money + guitar money + wageslaving money = new doll.

Interesting way of thinking, lol.

 

[Dollfucker]

This is disgusting.
What's fun about a useless silicone doll that has to be cleaned every time you cum inside it?
ewww

because whats the alternative jack off to porn like a cuck? Been doing that for like 9 years and had enough of that bullshit. Yeah cleaning sucks but its the closest thing ill get to real pussy

Sick guitar man

I got a guitar for christmas too!
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based

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Sick guitar man

I got a guitar for christmas too!
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That looks neat man. I remember you talked about winning some sort of bet and getting a free guitar.


Also, I have an acoustic guitar that's been stored away for a while. Although, I don't how to play a guitar or any instrument at all. Do you think I should pick it up and learn to play?

 

[Icarus]

That looks neat man. I remember you talked about winning some sort of bet and getting a free guitar.


Also, I have an acoustic guitar that's been stored away for a while. Although, I don't how to play a guitar or any instrument at all. Do you think I should pick it up and learn to play?

Definitely man

It will change your life

 

[VanGobbel]

Howdy Cucktears

 

[Mohamedömar]

because whats the alternative jack off to porn like a cuck? Been doing that for like 9 years and had enough of that bullshit. Yeah cleaning sucks but its the closest thing ill get to real pussy

Bro
It is brutal
Imagine while you fucking a useless doll and realize that it is a silicon shit and you will not fuck a real foid

 

[Rapistcel]

This is a followup thread from this when I saw the present and thought it was a sex doll
https://incels.is/threads/my-mom-got-me-another-sex-doll-for-christmas.817502
Well today I opened it hyped as fuck, and then it was a box INSIDE a box and in that box was this guitar:
View attachment 1624115
Ngl I was a little disappointed there was no doll. Although this completly mogs my last years gift, which was just clothes. She got me this because a few years ago I tried to guitarmaxx to get foids but failed and so my mom thinks I should try again. Yes I suck at playing this but thats not the point its supposed to make you look cool, so thats why she got a cool looking one, so I can take pics for dating apps. She said I can sell it if it doesn't work (it probably wont) and by then, I'll have enough money for a new doll. Xmas money + guitar money + wageslaving money = new doll. I also realised that I didn't tell her the exact one I want, so she could of gotten me a gross old roastie looking doll or a black one or fat one etc because she has done that before where she thought it would be funny to get me a black butt toy and I threw it out and was pissed at her I dont wanna fuck somwthing thats the same color of shit and she thought it wasn't that big of a deal nigga yes it was ok were getting off topic in conclusion, I will be getting a new doll once I sell this, and gonna get one already made so I dont have to wait 5 years for it to be made so ill probably get it in a few of weeks

At least you got a gift

 

[Beck]

guitars rock man

ive been playing for about 2 years and its been one of the best copes ive found

 

[autisticsoy]

Better than the gifts I receive.

 

[ThePornographer]

Just learn the guitar and top focus your brain on sexdoll fucking.

 

[St.Greypiller]

This is a followup thread from this when I saw the present and thought it was a sex doll
https://incels.is/threads/my-mom-got-me-another-sex-doll-for-christmas.817502
Well today I opened it hyped as fuck, and then it was a box INSIDE a box and in that box was this guitar:
View attachment 1624115
Ngl I was a little disappointed there was no doll. Although this completly mogs my last years gift, which was just clothes. She got me this because a few years ago I tried to guitarmaxx to get foids but failed and so my mom thinks I should try again. Yes I suck at playing this but thats not the point its supposed to make you look cool, so thats why she got a cool looking one, so I can take pics for dating apps. She said I can sell it if it doesn't work (it probably wont) and by then, I'll have enough money for a new doll. Xmas money + guitar money + wageslaving money = new doll. I also realised that I didn't tell her the exact one I want, so she could of gotten me a gross old roastie looking doll or a black one or fat one etc because she has done that before where she thought it would be funny to get me a black butt toy and I threw it out and was pissed at her I dont wanna fuck somwthing thats the same color of shit and she thought it wasn't that big of a deal nigga yes it was ok were getting off topic in conclusion, I will be getting a new doll once I sell this, and gonna get one already made so I dont have to wait 5 years for it to be made so ill probably get it in a few of weeks.

Arent you a fakecel?

 

[TooSomething]

Bro, learn to play, make music, upload to youtube, profit.

With that profit you could buy way more sexdolls or ascend through statusmaxxing.

Just become the next TheDoo


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3_jRVwOws



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PcFvIpQ5H8



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdsGOLZHBgA

@Dollfucker

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Bro, learn to play, make music, upload to youtube, profit.

With that profit you could buy way more sexdolls or ascend through statusmaxxing.

He can make music about his sex dolls

 

[Max Doltman]

for a sec thought your doll in pic was your foid you talk to in videos

 

[Dollfucker]

Just learn the guitar and top focus your brain on sexdoll fucking.

Bro, learn to play, make music, upload to youtube, profit.

With that profit you could buy way more sexdolls or ascend through statusmaxxing.

Just become the next TheDoo


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3_jRVwOws



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PcFvIpQ5H8



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdsGOLZHBgA

@Dollfucker

I been playing around with it for a while now and im having 2nd thoughts on selling it

Its pretty cool this might be my new cope. Hopefully I can play something impressive to attract the foids

 

[TooSomething]

I been playing around with it for a while now and im having 2nd thoughts on selling it

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Its pretty cool this might be my new cope. Hopefully I can play something impressive to attract the foids

See, that in fact sounded like something. Keep practicing and honor your mother's gift. It is honestly a nice gift.
I have NEVER gotten such a unique and thoughtful gift from my parents.

Most of the time I've just gotten money. Goes to show how little they know about me and how little they talk to me because when I want to make them a gift, it is extremely hard to figure out what they desire.
They never talk about anything with me.

Don't sell it, man. It would break her heart and also be very disrespectful. Never sell a gift, no matter how hard times may be.
Keep it and practice. She will be happy.

I wish you only the best, man.

 

[ThePornographer]

I been playing around with it for a while now and im having 2nd thoughts on selling it

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Its pretty cool this might be my new cope. Hopefully I can play something impressive to attract the foids

Yeah bro, like the other guy said, practice and start uploading on youtube without showing your face.

Good luck doll fucker, may you money guitar maxx and have plenty of cash to fuck 10k dolls

 

[Nicusor_delaBraila]

guitarmaxx to get foids

idk why parents for some reason thinks it works
I told my parents when they suggested musicmaxxing that a 5 2 jeet isnt gettin a foid over a 6 5 aryan chad because he has guitar and they told me the jeet would be more attractive

 

[160cmbloop]

get a pocket pussy

 

[KetamineCel]

7 string + double humbucker

 

[Emba]

Sing songs to.doll

 

[endoftheskies]

This is a followup thread from this when I saw the present and thought it was a sex doll
https://incels.is/threads/my-mom-got-me-another-sex-doll-for-christmas.817502
Well today I opened it hyped as fuck, and then it was a box INSIDE a box and in that box was this guitar:
View attachment 1624115
Ngl I was a little disappointed there was no doll. Although this completly mogs my last years gift, which was just clothes. She got me this because a few years ago I tried to guitarmaxx to get foids but failed and so my mom thinks I should try again. Yes I suck at playing this but thats not the point its supposed to make you look cool, so thats why she got a cool looking one, so I can take pics for dating apps. She said I can sell it if it doesn't work (it probably wont) and by then, I'll have enough money for a new doll. Xmas money + guitar money + wageslaving money = new doll. I also realised that I didn't tell her the exact one I want, so she could of gotten me a gross old roastie looking doll or a black one or fat one etc because she has done that before where she thought it would be funny to get me a black butt toy and I threw it out and was pissed at her I dont wanna fuck somwthing thats the same color of shit and she thought it wasn't that big of a deal nigga yes it was ok were getting off topic in conclusion, I will be getting a new doll once I sell this, and gonna get one already made so I dont have to wait 5 years for it to be made so ill probably get it in a few of weeks.

Its still an nice gift. I guess it would be nice to have your demands heard I think.

 

[All Star]

That’s a very sweet gift from your mother bro

 

[Caichan]

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Ok

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

@Dollfucker why does your guitar have 7 strings? Are you djentmaxxing?

 

[Chud Norris72]

Brutal Djentpill

 

[andrej]

That's still a great gift

 

[AutismHaver]

not that a guitar isnt nice but if your mom wasnt so bluepilled she would've got you what you asked for

 

[GreerTech Creations]

This is a followup thread from this when I saw the present and thought it was a sex doll
https://incels.is/threads/my-mom-got-me-another-sex-doll-for-christmas.817502
Well today I opened it hyped as fuck, and then it was a box INSIDE a box and in that box was this guitar:
View attachment 1624115
Ngl I was a little disappointed there was no doll. Although this completly mogs my last years gift, which was just clothes. She got me this because a few years ago I tried to guitarmaxx to get foids but failed and so my mom thinks I should try again. Yes I suck at playing this but thats not the point its supposed to make you look cool, so thats why she got a cool looking one, so I can take pics for dating apps. She said I can sell it if it doesn't work (it probably wont) and by then, I'll have enough money for a new doll. Xmas money + guitar money + wageslaving money = new doll. I also realised that I didn't tell her the exact one I want, so she could of gotten me a gross old roastie looking doll or a black one or fat one etc because she has done that before where she thought it would be funny to get me a black butt toy and I threw it out and was pissed at her I dont wanna fuck somwthing thats the same color of shit and she thought it wasn't that big of a deal nigga yes it was ok were getting off topic in conclusion, I will be getting a new doll once I sell this, and gonna get one already made so I dont have to wait 5 years for it to be made so ill probably get it in a few of weeks.

Dude, that's awesome!
Hobbies are great for personal fulfillment, regardless if it works on foids or not.

 

[xek000000kk]

What do you think about having sex with your mother

 

[BasedJoocel]

You could prob sell it and buy a sex doll

 

[SlayerSlayer]

This is a followup thread from this when I saw the present and thought it was a sex doll
https://incels.is/threads/my-mom-got-me-another-sex-doll-for-christmas.817502
Well today I opened it hyped as fuck, and then it was a box INSIDE a box and in that box was this guitar:
View attachment 1624115
Ngl I was a little disappointed there was no doll. Although this completly mogs my last years gift, which was just clothes. She got me this because a few years ago I tried to guitarmaxx to get foids but failed and so my mom thinks I should try again. Yes I suck at playing this but thats not the point its supposed to make you look cool, so thats why she got a cool looking one, so I can take pics for dating apps. She said I can sell it if it doesn't work (it probably wont) and by then, I'll have enough money for a new doll. Xmas money + guitar money + wageslaving money = new doll. I also realised that I didn't tell her the exact one I want, so she could of gotten me a gross old roastie looking doll or a black one or fat one etc because she has done that before where she thought it would be funny to get me a black butt toy and I threw it out and was pissed at her I dont wanna fuck somwthing thats the same color of shit and she thought it wasn't that big of a deal nigga yes it was ok were getting off topic in conclusion, I will be getting a new doll once I sell this, and gonna get one already made so I dont have to wait 5 years for it to be made so ill probably get it in a few of weeks.

you can use AI to fraud pics. man your doll budget is insane, the prices probably went up due to tariffs.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Bro, learn to play, make music, upload to youtube, profit.

With that profit you could buy way more sexdolls or ascend through statusmaxxing.

Just become the next TheDoo


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3_jRVwOws



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PcFvIpQ5H8



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdsGOLZHBgA

@Dollfucker

it bothers the fuck out of me, as a chink, that modern day shredders play like souless classical music chinks. Being pedantically technical and autistic ruins music just fundamentally. This is why music can be replaced by AI

 

[ColderManTruce]

thanks for including the bare ass doll in the background

 

[TooSomething]

it bothers the fuck out of me, as a chink, that modern day shredders play like souless classical music chinks. Being pedantically technical and autistic ruins music just fundamentally. This is why music can be replaced by AI

I have NO idea about music.

 

[wickedsorrow]

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LMAO

 

[Acorn]

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I swear i thought that was his mom for a sec

 

[subhuman0]

Tell us something about the guitar, it seems really cool

 

[Caesercel]

This is a larp, right?