LifeFuel My mom got me another sex doll for christmas

[Dollfucker]

Im so fucking excited guys today I woke up and saw this

This has to be a sex doll I know that box look very well what else could it be? And it says my name on it so it HAS to be a sex doll because thats all I asked for this year. I wanna open it so bad but if I do my mom would get pissed and probably wont let me keep it so new unboxing coming on the 25th .

 

[Rapistcel]

Im so fucking excited guys today I woke up and saw this
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This has to be a sex doll I know that box look very well what else could it be? And it says my name on it so it HAS to be a sex doll because thats all I asked for this year. I wanna open it so bad but if I do my mom would get pissed and probably wont let me keep it so new unboxing coming on the 25th .

Congratulations Dollfucker

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Do people usually buy presents so early? I suppose it would make sense...

 

[AutistSupremacist]

mogs me

 

[Chud Norris72]

 

[AdolfRizzler]

yoo, i can t belive his mom bought it for him!
good for you brocel, whatever makes you happy, don t forget to give us an unboxing

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

The best type of present.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

mogs me

 

[Max Doltman]

its a vaccum you dirty inkel

 

[Max Doltman]

anyone tried vaccum bj?

 

[SociallyStunted]

Do people usually buy presents so early? I suppose it would make sense...

maybe? I think people do it because shipping might take a long time or some things might be out of stock later

 

[TooSomething]

Im so fucking excited guys today I woke up and saw this
View attachment 1606221
This has to be a sex doll I know that box look very well what else could it be? And it says my name on it so it HAS to be a sex doll because thats all I asked for this year. I wanna open it so bad but if I do my mom would get pissed and probably wont let me keep it so new unboxing coming on the 25th .

Be patient, man. Your mom got a gift for you. Even if not a doll. That looks super nice.

Make her a gift also, man.

Even the decoration is nice and cozy.

Be nice, man, and enjoy the time together.

 

[TooSomething]

its a vaccum you dirty inkel

A vacuum for his cum, yes. lol

 

[Moth]

new unboxing coming on the 25th .

Mark your calendars, lads. We have a Dollfucker Christmas Special on the horizon.

 

[Emba]

Mark your calendars, lads. We have a Dollfucker Christmas Special on the horizon.

Ok

 

[JewProducER]

Dollfucker on Christmas Day:

 

[nazianime]

Inb4 it’s a eviction notice in a large box

 

[xxectrapieces]

The only thing I can afford that's resemblant to a sexdoll is one of those fleshlight asses on amazon.

Better than nothing, I guess.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Your mom is cool with buying a sex doll and putting under the Christmas tree but not you fucking an escort which an actual human being. Fucking crazy man

 

[Dollfucker]

Your mom is cool with buying a sex doll and putting under the Christmas tree but not you fucking an escort which an actual human being. Fucking crazy man

it is stupid but she doesnt want me to fuck an escort because of muh its illegal or id get robbed or get an std etc she wants me to fuck dolls because its "safe"

 

[NorwoodVictim]

Dollfucker on Christmas Day: View attachment 1606234

 

[PvZcel]

it is stupid but she doesnt want me to fuck an escort because of muh its illegal or id get robbed or get an std etc she wants me to fuck dolls because its "safe"

At least she isn’t a tradcuck.

 

[Xul]

So lucky

 

[Max Doltman]

it is stupid but she doesnt want me to fuck an escort because of muh its illegal or id get robbed or get an std etc she wants me to fuck dolls because its "safe"

she has no foid friends?

 

[Adolf Kitler]

You have a good mom.

 

[Cuckoja]

yoo, i can t belive his mom bought it for him!
good for you brocel, whatever makes you happy, don t forget to give us an unboxing

Im pretty sure literally everything from this account is a larp, but none of my business.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Weirdest but coolest gift a Mom can give her son.

 

[rcnfive]

this fucking guy

 

[WanderingWhenWinter]

If it is indeed a sex doll, then your mother is legitimately very based and thoughtful, will be waiting for your post on the 25th

 

[Corvus]

I wish I had enough money for a sex doll.

 

[ManOfVengeance]

So not fucking fair you're lucky to have such a birthvessel.

 

[rapetorturekill]

Christmas unboxing soon!!!

 

[TooSomething]

it is stupid but she doesnt want me to fuck an escort because of muh its illegal or id get robbed or get an std etc she wants me to fuck dolls because its "safe"

But you have gotten an STD from fucking your own sex doll. lol

 

[TooSomething]

Man, I am really torn on this. I could buy a high quality sex doll right away.

Money isn't even an issue, but I feel like I would walk down a path which I should not ever have taken... .

I feel like after that there is no going back.

 

[ColderManTruce]

yoo, i can t belive his mom bought it for him!
good for you brocel, whatever makes you happy, don t forget to give us an unboxing

 

[Mohamedömar]

Im so fucking excited guys today I woke up and saw this
View attachment 1606221
This has to be a sex doll I know that box look very well what else could it be? And it says my name on it so it HAS to be a sex doll because thats all I asked for this year. I wanna open it so bad but if I do my mom would get pissed and probably wont let me keep it so new unboxing coming on the 25th .

Sex dolls are just useless