I could lose my virginity in less than 30 minutes...

[virgin4life]

It is amazing to think about the fact that I am a 37 yo virgin when a drive to the local brothel would take less than 30 minutes. Why am I still not doing it? Well there are a couple of reasons:

1. I hate my disgusting fat body with acne and lots of birthmarks.
2. I am concerned I may not get my dick hard.
3. In a way I find it deeply embarassing. I.e. what if somebody recognizes me there? What if I dont get a hard dick and need to just leave. How embarassing would that be?
4. I have phimosis and I am not even sure if I can fuck this way but stretching the foreskin could take months if it is at all possible at my age. I might have to get circumsized but then I cant even jack of the way I am used to anymore.
5. I am not sure if there are condoms small enough for my tiny dick and if fucking with a dick this size is possible.
6. Quite honestly I just don't have the nuts to go through with it.

Can anybody relate and what can I do about it? I thought about gymcelling. Then at least number 1 could get fixed.

 

[Carotel]

relate, i was a fat kid and lost weight. made me feel better about myself.
wouldnt worry about not getting my dick hard, there has probably been so many people before you who dont get their dick hard. not getting your dick hard is still better than having some really fucking weird fetish.

 

[LastGerman]

I thought about gymcelling.

Just hit the gym. Reality is, there is no point anymore to lose your virginity.
Also you can do this:

drive

 

[ReallyRice]

have phimosis and I am not even sure if I can fuck this way but stretching the foreskin could take months if it is at all possible at my age. I might have to get circumsized but then I cant even jack of the way I am used to anymore.

Depending on how tight your shit is, you might be able to do just fine if you use a condom and lots of lube

 

[virgin4life]

Just hit the gym. Reality is, there is no point anymore to lose your virginity.

You might think about this differently if you end up a 37 yo virgin.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

fatcel = volcel. No sympathy from me buddy boyo go move your fat lard ass and lose the weight

 

[Incellectual]

fatcel = volcel. No sympathy from me buddy boyo go move your fat lard ass and lose the weight

it depends on what other traits they have. an old fat 4'11 bald Indian janitor is not a volcel because he is fat.

 

[LastGerman]

You might think about this differently if you end up a 37 yo virgin.

I have to die before that happen. To do that, I have to hit the gym as hard as I can.

 

[ShyManlet]

5. I am not sure if there are condoms small enough for my tiny dick and if fucking with a dick this size is possible.

cant imagine having a tiny dick on top of being ugly, im sorryman...
over for tinydickcels

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

cant imagine having a tiny dick on top of being ugly, im sorryman...
over for tinydickcels

not like he'll get to use it if he's incel, so no need to worry about dick

 

[littlemanhikicel]

You can go first to the gym and when you stay more confortable with your looks go with a hooker.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Over.

 

[Salustio]

It's not over because it never began, so now you can lose weight and start coping.

 

[BrendioEEE]

Car Chad
@LastGerman

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Being a virgin shouldn't matter in the first place

 

[Deleted member 18435]

Being a virgin shouldn't matter in the first place

Yep. The only reason why it hurts to this extent to exist as an incel is because society fucking hates/shits on adult male virgins so much. If there was no discrimination for not being able to fuck Chad's toilet then life would be easier. This world needs to burn.

 

[Firefly]

I am glad you are not paying for sex but too bad it's for the wrong reasons :\

 

[virgin4life]

I am glad you are not paying for sex but too bad it's for the wrong reasons :\

I will have to eventually. Otherwise I will die as a virgin. That is for sure.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

The reason why I don't are as follows.

1. I'm autistic and don't do well around new people I meet, it takes me time to get comfortable around a new person

2. I'm somewhat of a hypochondriac, I get a lot of anxiety over even just being around someone who is sick, now escorts fuck a lot of different men everyday, and they likely have STD's, and im terrified of STDs

3. I'm very cheap and stingy with money, It would cost about $300-400 for 1 hour. What if I end up wanting to do it all the time? Its just not financially viable. Id rather invest any money I get to work for me to earn me more money.

I need to feel comfortable around a person. Like for example; I would have sex with my Psychologist, only because I've talked with her a lot and I'm comfortable around her and don't feel anxiety and I'm happy around her.

 

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

yeah, crazy how easy it is yet I don't the balls to do it.

 

[Guest2]

Well, I think of it as a win, in that you're making the whore be disgusted by you but still obliged to fuck you to get her next crack hit. I dunno, though; I kind of have a 'non consent' fetish, so it's probably more appealing to me than to you.

 

[virgin4life]

Well, I think of it as a win, in that you're making the whore be disgusted by you but still obliged to fuck you to get her next crack hit. I dunno, though; I kind of have a 'non consent' fetish, so it's probably more appealing to me than to you.

I find this kind of erotic, too. So that fetish might somewhat help me to get over this issue at least.

 

[Guest2]

I find this kind of erotic, too. So that fetish might somewhat help me to get over this issue at least.

Think about how you're degrading her, and how she's literally a piece of meat for your pleasure and how she'd never want this without money. It's rather appealing to me, to be honest. It might hit you how undesirable you are halfway through, but you're the one on top of her, so at least she's below you both figuratively and literally.

 

[BlkPillPres]

fatcel = volcel. No sympathy from me buddy boyo go move your fat lard ass and lose the weight

I understand getting a little chubby, I'm not expecting incels to be ripped, but I don't even know how guys get to be obese, it actually takes effort to get that fat

 

[Cuyen]

It's not over because it never began, so now you can lose weight and start coping.

 

[IamLost]

5. I am not sure if there are condoms small enough for my tiny dick and if fucking with a dick this size is possible.

What is your dick size?

 

[virgin4life]

Think about how you're degrading her, and how she's literally a piece of meat for your pleasure and how she'd never want this without money. It's rather appealing to me, to be honest. It might hit you how undesirable you are halfway through, but you're the one on top of her, so at least she's below you both figuratively and literally.

Yeah that is a good way to look at it

What is your dick size?

3.8 inches. 5 when I lose weight.

I understand getting a little chubby, I'm not expecting incels to be ripped, but I don't even know how guys get to be obese, it actually takes effort to get that fat

It takes effort to drink a bottle of whiskey each day. Still there are people who are addicted and have to do it. And I would never understand it because I am not addicted...

 

[Nolifer88]

I think even if you will try to fuck prostitute it will not be pleasant feeling. Most likely she will be disgusted by you, it will make you feel uncomfortable and nervous. And sex itself is not what I personally lack in life. For me it's more about relationship and having a family. You can not buy this for money.

 

[Reize]

Shit men, Phimosis is instant death sentence.

You can't even fuck a toy without hurting yourself, I fucking hate it.
tbh escorts are cucked, its real sex or nothing

 

[Nolifer88]

Shit men, Phimosis is instant death sentence.

You can't even fuck a toy without hurting yourself, I fucking hate it.
tbh escorts are cucked, its real sex or nothing

I managed to stretch my skin to a certain extend, that phimosis is almost not noticable. So it is solvable.

 

[Reize]

I managed to stretch my skin to a certain extend, that phimosis is almost not noticable. So it is solvable.

WTF HOW???

 

[Nolifer88]

WTF HOW???

Well, while watching porn I was streching skin little bit more than usual. It was little bit painful and took some time. The results are not perfect, but now I can fully uncover penis head while masturbating and fully erected.

 

[Reize]

Well, while watching porn I was streching skin little bit more than usual. It was little bit painful and took some time. The results are not perfect, but now I can fully uncover penis head while masturbating and fully erected.

need to try it tbh. I though it was over

 

[SirIncel]

I cured my own phimosis by stretching in the bathtub.
Try this for a few months and see if you can get it a bit more back every time.
I did this when I was 15.
Still better than getting circumcised, my father had already been planning an appointment.

 

[imbored21]

i wouldn't see hookers if I was fat either.

 

[Emba]

Go for it!
Do it while you're young.

 

[FukFeminism]

It's not over because it never began, so now you can lose weight and start coping.

 

[Deleted member 14382]

It would cost about $300-400 for 1 hour.

Ever wonder why prostitutes charge so much? Because they can't stand getting fucked by non-Chad men.

 

[kingturtle]

I

cant imagine having a tiny dick on top of being ugly, im sorryman...
over for tinydickcels

I have a tiny peener as well.

Curry + balding + Asperger + tiny peener + ugly face + fat = Death sentence.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Obese + porn watching

Verdict: volcel. Fix your life and then try to get laid before crying about how awful you have it, JFL at not trying at all in life and then thinking you are an incel, you’re probably NEETandtidy minus the gay. Being an obese anti social retard is your own doing.

 

[oldcel1973]

Odd, i was in the exact same situation as you (without the acne and birthmarks). And i was 37 when i first tried a prostitute. It didn't work.

 

[andinocel]

Hey OP...I would do it, just to know what it feels like and lose the v-card. If I lived near a brothel I def would go through with it. Who cares what a worthless whore thinks about your dick or body?
I cannot, because I live in cuckservative USA and the loophole to whores, escorts, are extremely expensive.

 

[PPEcel]

It is amazing to think about the fact that I am a 37 yo virgin when a drive to the local brothel would take less than 30 minutes. Why am I still not doing it? Well there are a couple of reasons:

1. I hate my disgusting fat body with acne and lots of birthmarks.
2. I am concerned I may not get my dick hard.
3. In a way I find it deeply embarassing. I.e. what if somebody recognizes me there? What if I dont get a hard dick and need to just leave. How embarassing would that be?
4. I have phimosis and I am not even sure if I can fuck this way but stretching the foreskin could take months if it is at all possible at my age. I might have to get circumsized but then I cant even jack of the way I am used to anymore.
5. I am not sure if there are condoms small enough for my tiny dick and if fucking with a dick this size is possible.
6. Quite honestly I just don't have the nuts to go through with it.

Can anybody relate and what can I do about it? I thought about gymcelling. Then at least number 1 could get fixed.

1. gymcel and get skincare products. i like Aesop.
2. you're far from being the only person with this problem. the escorts won't be too mean about it.
3. chill. get one drink before you go.
4. talk to a doctor.
5. it's fine. if regular condoms are uncomfortable then buy your own from a reputable brand and bring a sealed box
6. don't rush into it. do your research.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

have to get circumsized

don't get your dick jewed

 

[TheGambler2]

4. talk to a doctor.

don't talk to (((the doctor))),he will say that your only option is circumcision.If you don't have full phimosis do some research about foreskin stretching

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

It is amazing to think about the fact that I am a 37 yo virgin when a drive to the local brothel would take less than 30 minutes. Why am I still not doing it? Well there are a couple of reasons:

1. I hate my disgusting fat body with acne and lots of birthmarks.
2. I am concerned I may not get my dick hard.
3. In a way I find it deeply embarassing. I.e. what if somebody recognizes me there? What if I dont get a hard dick and need to just leave. How embarassing would that be?
4. I have phimosis and I am not even sure if I can fuck this way but stretching the foreskin could take months if it is at all possible at my age. I might have to get circumsized but then I cant even jack of the way I am used to anymore.
5. I am not sure if there are condoms small enough for my tiny dick and if fucking with a dick this size is possible.
6. Quite honestly I just don't have the nuts to go through with it.

Can anybody relate and what can I do about it? I thought about gymcelling. Then at least number 1 could get fixed.

Why did he get banned? Fakecel after all...?